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:werd: Being a topless bartender might be the ****. I never thought about that. Maybe I could work at a fag bar in a leather vest or some ****. I wonder if those guys make good $
 
lol, that'd be great... and no Will, i'm not eating Honey Nut Cheerios... i eat plain old Cheerios, two cups of Cheerios = 200 calories.. 1 1/2 cup of Milk = 200 Calories.. Perfect for losing weight and 40 grams of Carbs for working out.. can't go wrong brother
 
:Werd: I just figured that was a given. Or maybe I could wear sum10 like this.
 

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Roids, not sure about the wig. That may violate local health ordinances. Unless you wear a hairnet.

The rest of the outfit looks good to go however.
 
i gotta work 2 to 10 tonight (normal part time shift is 5 to 10) then gonna go over my girl's house and do some partying.. Some Tequila, maybe some helmet, maybe drop a local load upon her oral faucet..

I hope this new job i'm applying for hires my broke ass. 14$ an hour to start... Full Benefits, free Ham and Cheese Sandwiches on during lunch time. Then i can but my Phenibut so i can get some restful sleep finally.
 
I've actually thought about the shirt off bartender gig. Gay guys hang out with mad hot chicks. It would be creepy to have dudes hitting on you all night, but the tips would definitely be nice. In the end its always a no though. I dont think i could handle it.

Like TW said before, the biggest part your missing out on is the thought of doing anal. Its hard to explain. After you get past the initial super tight stage its just the entrance that is tighter than normal. The inside feels looser than a snatch.
 
Hmm true. They would view it as a challenge to make you convert to the pink team.

They'd probably grab Roids's ass every opportunity they get.

Those gays are pretty aggressive.
 
Sanesloot said:
well, its not so bad, in my previous life, i was a fag.. good times..
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You mean you used to do guys? :wtf1:

I've been to a gaybar before. They are aggressive as hell. When it gets crowded, they'll reach over and grab ya. They'll even walk up and offer to suck your ****.
 
Yeah...the constant pick-up attempts might get to ya. You'd basically be one giant tease up there, telling everyone you meet "sorry...i'm flattered, but I'm straight"...might get annoying after a while.

But oh man...those lats :love:
 
I am falling ass backwards into some early success here at my new gig. Nothing monumental...just enough for them to think "this new guy is pretty good". Gonna try to ride it out till 5pm. Got the Yanks/Mets game set to record on my DVR, gonna shut my phone off and chill the eff out. Bit hungover from the Air Sex Championships last night. :hump:
 
Home now demming it up for the rest of the afternoon.

Had to get a haircut, do some laundry and straighten the pad out a bit just in case bombs wants to come over tonight for the high hard one.
 
Droppingloads said:
Home now demming it up for the rest of the afternoon.

Had to get a haircut, do some laundry and straighten the pad out a bit just in case bombs wants to come over tonight for the high hard one.
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A little chin music? Or maybe a little chin omelette? :op:

Lunchtime...got me a Hungry Man tv dinner cuz I was too hungover to make a sandwich. Time to inhale some food and settle into the "friday after lunch" coma. :684:
 
Yeah our softball team is sponsored by this bar. I've "known" her for a couple years now. Never actually talked to her though other than ordering drinks and "did you win" chit chat and stuff like that.

So a few weeks ago it was dead in there after a game and we just talked a bit about single life and ****. Then yesterday she's like hey you wanna grab a drink tomorrow night. So of course I said yes.
 
Smiley said:
After you get past the initial super tight stage its just the entrance that is tighter than normal. The inside feels looser than a snatch.
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Exactly........You would think the opposite, but once your drilling it it is not as tight as snatch...........



























.............unless your pumping one of Sane's loose fatties :laugh:



:dunno:
 
Michael Jackson is not being buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. :wall:
 
JW32Hoops said:
Michael Jackson is not being buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. :wall:
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Since Michael was 99% plastic, he will be melted down and made into Lego's so little kids can play with him for a change. :lmao:
 
I was just in a meeting in the conference room and my chair (nice cushy office chair, semi-expensive) snapped in half. Beefcake.
 
JW32Hoops said:
I was just in a meeting in the conference room and my chair (nice cushy office chair, semi-expensive) snapped in half. Beefcake.
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I've had stuff like that happen. It gives you such rush of manly pride when that kinda thing happens. I bet willp breaks chairs all the time.

The wicker chair my wife bought for our computer desk has basically discintegrated from my big ass sitting in it.
 
Last 90 minutes of the workweek DRAGS along. I'm about to fall asleep. Starting to get a chubby though. Maybe I'll go JO in the bathroom. Will be nice and relaxed after that. Probably sleepy though.
 
You are funny :laugh:

Time for a P-rip and maybe a Vike.........Gotta ration, though.......only 7 Vikes left for the weekend :angry:
 
Nothing wrong with poke'ing some fatties damnit! They give the best head ever!!!!

Just got done work, i'm pretty pimped out right now, in my black New Balance Sneakers, Multi colored shorts, Navy Blue Collared shirt.. guns are busting out of the sleeves... i would so **** me if i was "big" enough..

I'm off to my girl's house... she is havin a party and we are drinking some Prairy Fires (Tequila and Tabasco Suace in a shot glass) and all kinds of other stuff and i'm gonna get my grub on... maybe they'll be some pictures taken tonight... damn i'm sexy... i'll make sure to send you guys some of the fun! Ha!

later !
 
We call Tequila and Tabasco Suace in a shot glass a sweaty mexican. I have no clue why you would want to drink that stuff for fun though... I order them as a joke for people.

Come on now Al. We wouldnt want to put that kind of damper on Sanes sex life. Three bills is shade in the summer and heat in the winter:op:
 
Smiley said:
Come on now Al. We wouldnt want to put that kind of damper on Sanes sex life. Three bills is shade in the summer and heat in the winter:op:
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Sane does like 'em to weigh more than him at least........That's the deal breaker......If they weigh less than Sane then No Deal :laugh:
 
Sup ! Just kilt some natties. Bout to hit the sak. Sane, pound it once for me. Seriously, on the second round, tell her "btw, this one's for a friend!" I'll take anything I can get right now.
 
It's that time of the month and I ain't got none in over a week! Hearing this talk about older dudes and younger broads isn't helping! :hitit:
 
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