has anybody had their ass seriously kicked?

hogiejoe

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i was just wondering if anybody had any stories. i just watched this video on killsometime.com and it reminded me of when i got my ass kicked. i was in 7th grade and i was pretty big for my age so all the 8th graders honed in on me. my crew and i used to cruise around on our bikes and so did the 8th graders and they would always chase us and stuff. one day they caught up to us and this guy gave me a cheap shot right in the eye. i went down to a knee and just walked off. i was dazed as hell but i did not even do anything. that still pisses me off to this day. i told my mom some crazy story about how i had fallen off my bike and this and that. if i ever see that guy i am going to kick his ass just so that i can feel better knowing that i hit him back even if it was 10 years later. anybody else get there ass kicked?
 
LOL -- I've given and received. The most recent was an attempted mugging while I was gassing-up at the local station. Two guys tried to jack the car while at the pump. What made the situation surreal was that it was 9am at a busy intersection. Told the crackheads I couldn't find my keys... they actually thought twice about it, but one of them saw my watch and realized it was worth a few grand, so he made a grab for my wrist. Two shots and he went nighty-night. His partner grabbed him under the arms and dragged him off. Station owner called the cops and their response time was like 60 seconds, but they fled efore the cops hit the scene.
 
*a* cheap shot in the eye (when you were in the seventh grade no less), THAT is what you think is a serious ass-kicking? :rofl:
 
You mean like this?

HAHA. No matter how many times I watch this its still funny. Your post made me think about digging it up. If you guys have never watched this, prepare to laugh!

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I actually have one of these......

I have had some recent things, which I posted about but one thing that I will always remember.......I was in 11th grade and I was very shy back in high school......I was about 40 pds overweight, anyway this guy used to torment me, make fun of me call me names, and so on......One day he came up to me and it was lunch time, crowded and he made a comment about how( my sister was killed the yr before) and he made a crack on my sister, well I never in my life saw red as I did at that moment....I turned around and punched him in the stomach and told him if he ever spoke of my sister again or bothered me again i would kick his ass and if i could not i would get some of the biggest guys I knew to kick his ass..........
He was the laughing stock for a few months!!!!( having been punched by a fat girl and he went down hard ) and god that felt GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
 
wranglergirl said:
I actually have one of these......

I have had some recent things, which I posted about but one thing that I will always remember.......I was in 11th grade and I was very shy back in high school......I was about 40 pds overweight, anyway this guy used to torment me, make fun of me call me names, and so on......One day he came up to me and it was lunch time, crowded and he made a comment about how( my sister was killed the yr before) and he made a crack on my sister, well I never in my life saw red as I did at that moment....I turned around and punched him in the stomach and told him if he ever spoke of my sister again or bothered me again i would kick his ass and if i could not i would get some of the biggest guys I knew to kick his ass..........
He was the laughing stock for a few months!!!!( having been punched by a fat girl and he went down hard ) and god that felt GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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He was probally attracted to you and just didn't have the balls to tell you....11th grade is kinda old for a guy to be acting like that though, but some people just never grow up or learn how to inter-act with the opposite sex. Sad but true.
 
Sometimes you don't see a change in how some of the childeren act when they go from middle school to high school. I've also known a few adults that act like teenagers.
 
i got my ass kicked many times when i was a teen. when i was 15, I had a fight with a 20 year old guy, he took hold of my head and started pounding it with a parking truck window, until the glass smashed.
 
I knew a guy that had two goons grab each arm while another guy hit him in the face with a club until he was unconcious. Then while he was face down on the street four guys put the boots to him. As he was laying there in a pool of his own blood trying to get up the police arrived and clubbed him with a flashlight. He lived.
 
riskarb said:
LOL -- I've given and received. The most recent was an attempted mugging while I was gassing-up at the local station. Two guys tried to jack the car while at the pump. What made the situation surreal was that it was 9am at a busy intersection. Told the crackheads I couldn't find my keys... they actually thought twice about it, but one of them saw my watch and realized it was worth a few grand, so he made a grab for my wrist. Two shots and he went nighty-night. His partner grabbed him under the arms and dragged him off. Station owner called the cops and their response time was like 60 seconds, but they fled efore the cops hit the scene.
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Risk you mean "two shots" as in you emptied some slugs into his chest :box: ?
 
YUP! Double tap to the chest, center-mass and one in the forehead for peace of mind.[j/k]

Two jabs to the jaw. I used to carry a HK P7M13 in the glove compartment, however. :D
 
Strateg0s said:
*a* cheap shot in the eye (when you were in the seventh grade no less), THAT is what you think is a serious ass-kicking? :rofl:
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dude! the guy was in 8th grade man. and he had a GT mach 2, all i had was a dyno vfr. i could have been killed!
 
Way back in high school me and a couple of other buds used to go around picking fights with other idiots that were looking for fights. Most of the time it was us layin the smack down but one time I got in a tangle with the wrong dude. It was at Taco Bell, dude beat me down then shoved me into a garbage can (lid off of course) then he got into his car and backed into the garbage can, not hard just enough to knock it over WITH ME IN IT. To make matters worse everybody was laughing and as one of my buds was pulling me out of the garbage can he said man that dude beat your ass, like I needed clárification of who one that fight. I was hurting for weeks. Kinda funny now in retrospect.
 
Yeah some bastard got his crew of 4 to beat the **** out of me when I was 17 because I hooked up with his ex-gf, let me just say that nut shots are not cool. All I did was grabone of the guys andgive himsome good pops on the face, but the other 3 were unscathed
 
T-Bone said:
He was probally attracted to you and just didn't have the balls to tell you....11th grade is kinda old for a guy to be acting like that though, but some people just never grow up or learn how to inter-act with the opposite sex. Sad but true.
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I have to totally diagree he did not like me.....really he liked nothing about me.......i was fat, shy and a nerd!!!!
 
I used to drink Alot... and hang out in bars. Seems one night I talked to the wrong girl and her BF layed me out with an axe handle. Completely snuck me coming out of the door. Broke one and chipped the other front tooth. Had my lip swell up like daffy duck for a couple days

My corner boys handled it.. didn`t drink for about 6 months after that.. But that was in a former life
 
I got beat with a crowbar and had to get 3 big gashes in my head stiched up. (Nov 1994)

Got jumped by about ten guys. Smashed over the head with a bottle. Peice of scalp almost came right off. Kicked me on the ground for anout 2 minutes. Busted muy front tooth out. Had to get a fake one. (Apr1995)

After that, I started doing the ass kicking. Then I stayed out of trouble for the last 6 years.
 
BeyondDriven said:
I got beat with a crowbar and had to get 3 big gashes in my head stiched up. (Nov 1994)

Got jumped by about ten guys. Smashed over the head with a bottle. Peice of scalp almost came right off. Kicked me on the ground for anout 2 minutes. Busted muy front tooth out. Had to get a fake one. (Apr1995)

After that, I started doing the ass kicking. Then I stayed out of trouble for the last 6 years.
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Crap man I thought I have had some ass whoopings. Been in some fights in my life and I lost three. First was in 4th grade and got owned by a 6th grader. I was crying my eyes out. Next time at a party (I was drunk as hell) 16 or so and I decide that this guy had looked at me the wrong way. unfortunately the guy was 6'3 and 280, while my dumbass was about 200lbs. Needless to say he dislocated my shoulder and broke my collar bone in two places. What made matters worse was that I had just got over a broken collar bone from playing football a few months before. Now I try damn hard to to get in any fights. I don't need some young turk whipping the hell out my old ass.
And the third I was jumped by two high school kids when I was in 7th grade and they beat me stupid.
 
NPursuit said:
:icon_lol: Good story IronViking. Better you than me.
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At the time I probably deserved it.

One of my buddies in the Army got beat up by these strippers. He was the kind of dude that would hold up a dollar and say hey baby come over and then put the dollar back in his pocket. He tried that at Shotgun Willies one too many times and he got kicked out, too drunk to drive he starts walking and he said about an hour later this limo pulls up by him and 4 of the strippers jump out start wailing on him and ripping his clothes. He managed to escape with two black eyes, a busted lip, all kinds of cuts and bruises, and his underwear - just his underwear. I had to bail his ass out of jail after the cops picked him up running down 17th street in his underwear. I think of that sometimes and just laugh, ahhh good times.
 
I can't even remember how many fights I've been in. I'm thinking at least 2 every year since the 4th grade up to the age of 22. I've given and received. Have had 3 broken noses, a broken orbit joint, broken ribs, black eyes like you couldn't believe, broken fingers, fractured wrist....you name it, I had it. Usually though, the fights that I lost, were the ones that I started....not good. Except for this one time when I was a senior in HS, I got jumped by 3 guys in front of a mini mart because they thought I was someone else. :rolleyes: They got me pretty tgood that night....bastards.
 
I consider it a rite of passage.

Yeah, I've been beat down before. Its an inevitable, eventual result of not allowing yourself to be bullied and/or standing-up for yourself and/or others.
 
I have never lost a fight. In middle school and highschool nobody wanted to **** with me cause I was the crazy firearms/demoliton/hacking expert. Everybody thought I was going to take the entire school out. Mind you this was around the time of Columbine. The fact that I dressed in all black and was always quoting E.A. Poe probably helped. Top that off with weightlifting and you got a pretty scary appearence I think.

However! When I was in the first grade I got jumped by some black dudes on the playground. I don't know why. But as I lay on the ground after being pummelled I felt one of them bend close to me. I swung up hard and my fist connected to his jaw. It sounded just like in the movies. But to my surprise, the guy I hit wasn't one of the people who had jumped me. He was actually trying to help me. He had this shocked look and just stumbled away. I still feel bad about that.
 
Yeah, I got my ass kicked good when I was a senior in high school. One day after school I went and gave blood for the red cross. Then I went to work for 6 hours bussing tables. So about 11:30 at night I'm walking home exhausted and I get jumped by these 2 scumbags (one of which I had a prior pissing match with, but didn't fight 'cause he backed down). They bounced my head off the sidewalk a few times which created a lot of blood and they took off. So I stumbled out into the street and flagged down a car (which it turned out to one of my teachers) and went to the hospital to get stitched up.

So now for the good part - I had been seeing this girl for awhile and she wouldn't give it up. Apparently, she felt sorry for me and thought a good ride would cheer me up. So I finally got some with my face all f'd up - swollen, bruised and stitches. Hey, ya gotta get how ever you can! I'l take the sympathy P!

As for the dudes, I met up with them individually and had my vengeance!:cheers:
 
I was a little pussy in like the 6th grade and another kid decided to fight me, I don't even know why. But we ended up becoming friends and we laugh about it now.
He doesn't bring it up anymore though cuz now that I've been lifting for a while i'd hand his ass to him lol.
 
Vetteman said:
Yeah, I got my ass kicked good when I was a senior in high school. One day after school I went and gave blood for the red cross. Then I went to work for 6 hours bussing tables. So about 11:30 at night I'm walking home exhausted and I get jumped by these 2 scumbags (one of which I had a prior pissing match with, but didn't fight 'cause he backed down). They bounced my head off the sidewalk a few times which created a lot of blood and they took off. So I stumbled out into the street and flagged down a car (which it turned out to one of my teachers) and went to the hospital to get stitched up.

So now for the good part - I had been seeing this girl for awhile and she wouldn't give it up. Apparently, she felt sorry for me and thought a good ride would cheer me up. So I finally got some with my face all f'd up - swollen, bruised and stitches. Hey, ya gotta get how ever you can! I'l take the sympathy P!

As for the dudes, I met up with them individually and had my vengeance!:cheers:
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Your 36 and you remember high school?. I'm 32 and I barely remember anything that far back...
 
No fighting for me! Back in 3rd or 4th grade a 6th grader kept tripping me, I guess that could count as an ass kicking since I couldn't stand up -- he'd push me over again.

One of these days I will make sure to pay him back though ...
 
I really am more of a lover than a fighter. I'm sure some of you might think I'm a total pussy for saying this, but I think violence is pretty base and barbaric. It has to do with my philosophy on life and my frustration with so much of the human race: that is, we are incredibly complex organisms in a vast and almost infinitely complex universe. Our species has been blessed with the genius to read and interpret our surroundings through intricate codes (physics, medicine, etc., etc...). Our potential is awe-inspiring. What we have achieved of a species in a relatively short period of time is worthy of awe. We live at a time of unprecedented uniqueness. I think about how rare an opportunity we enjoy on earth, both compared to the universe as a whole, and to our 7million year history and I am invigorated with wonder. In light of all this, to see a group of people instigate a fight, often including at least 1 unwilling participant, provoke people to try to inflict trauma to the head of another person is just plain absurd. In defiance of the wonder that surrounds us, it seems that so many people are consumed by trivialitie, from violence, to materialism...

This will go on forever, so I'll cut it short.

The only brawls I've been in have involved people making comments about my sister. On two occassions--one in 7th, one in 9th grade--it came to blows...sort of. On both occassions a jackass pseudo-friend made a comment about my sister's chest. W/O an instant of reflection my fist was busting their faces. I grew up around a lot of tough older kids, and my uncle was a boxer, so I've always known how to throw. Both 'fights' didn't go beyond that punch. The bitches backed down. I hit the first kid in the nose, and two years later we were playing basketball. His nose started bleeding for no reason, at which point he told me that had happened almost every day since I hit him. I don't feel bad at all. He deserved it.

Beyond that there were a few almost fights for the same reason, but they were at crowded parties and too much distance separated us. The would-be-victims were taken out of the house. Despite my pacifist point of view, I had a reputation for being a wee bit crazy. I would never fight if I had time to think about it, but if action was faster than reflection it would be on.

Beyond these types of incidents, noone fucked with me b/c I tend to get along with everyone, and b/c as I mentioned above, a lot of my childhood friends were 1-2 years older and tough as hell. Fucking with me could easily mean fucking with them, and nobody wanted to do that.


BTW, this is a great thread. Good idea HogieJoe. If this were BB.com I would rep you up.
 
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Beowulf said:
If this were BB.com I would rep you up.
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LOL!
Ive been in a couple of dust ups, but nothing too serious. Black eye or two and a fat lip. They always started it (I still to this day dont know why) and looked worse, but nothing major,unless you count the time my mate took on a shark....and lost :D
 
I think violence is pretty base and barbaric
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I totally agree, but thats what can make it fun.

I've gotten my ass handed to me on several occations. I'm a martial artist
and that alone has given way to so many beat downs. The guys I used to train
with were very large (6'2", 280 was prolly the smallest). Being 15 and 180 lbs didnt
deter any of them from knocking me the f'ck out. But that just gave me more balls.
after **** like that you tend to look at regular guys trying to fight you and laugh,
getting hit hard is a right of passage, you gotta have it happen so you know what
its like.

the worst was 5th grade, playing basketball with two of my buddys at a park. Three
8th graders rode up on bikes, and pretty much just kicked the **** out of us. My
older brother was there mind you, six years my sr., and he did nothing, just watch me
get my ass kicked ...

thats cool, I know have about 50lbs on his little ass.
 
Never been beatin down but I didn't look for fights except for a few times. I was in a couple fights where I was hit and walked away. I had just moved to chicago and three guys walked up and started yelling how I broke his mom's window etc etc. Just a bully thing and he walked up and bitch slapped me. I took off. Found out years later he OD on crack. That guy was psychotic. Most of the fights I have been in have been started by others
 
This was not an ass-kicking but it could have been. I got into a road-rage incident in Southern Cal back in the 80s when I was juicing and acting too tough for my britches. This other driver and I exchanged birdies and both pulled over in a grocery store parking lot. My buddy was with me and was a total pacifist. He tried to calm us both down but we kept exchanging words all the while getting ready to exchange blows.

Then this guy's wife, who was in the car filing her nails, without even looking at her husband, calmly says, "Honey, are you gonna kick his ass or what because we gotta go?" Reality slapped me upside the head hard and my pea brain thought, Hey, this guy's done this many times before, time to negotiate.

Well, I started agreeing with my pacifist friend and calmer heads prevailed and I ended up shaking hands and saying sorry.
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