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GR Juicy's Killed a Man, Robbed a Bank and Got Banned from AM Ambien Threadathon

What do you use for sleep?

  • Good Exercise, Healthy Livin, Sex or two

    Votes: 15 57.7%

  • Couplea tylenol PMs and a shotta jim bean w/ honey

    Votes: 3 11.5%

  • Melatonin, 5-HTP, GABA

    Votes: 9 34.6%

  • Kava Kava, Passion Flower, Valerian Root

    Votes: 4 15.4%

  • A product from our sponsors containing such herbs/chems

    Votes: 4 15.4%

  • Ambien, Lunesta, Rozerem "Aka Zombien and Loonies"

    Votes: 6 23.1%
  • Total voters
    26
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Live and learn and things not to do Notes: Since I knew I was starting a new shift I decided to take an Ambien and lay down. 1 hour later I wasn't sleeping so I decided to take a shot or two of tequilla. Now I drink maybe twice a year and drinking makes me sleep so I figured...

So the next day I woke up with my wife calling me a freak and pervert. She shows me a bruise on her elbow from me trying to carry her upstairs and dropped her. And I apparently was doing the American Psycho bicep flex as well. I also, I guess, asked her to add a third person to the mix and she said hell no. So I retorted with, "how about midgets". She said no and and asked why so I said maybe starting easy with adding half a person would make it easier for a threesome.

She said only if she could use a gerbil on me. I said as long as it was declawed and no flammable liquids were in the area.

Now I don't remember any of this and as time goes by she keeps adding new things I said and/or did. So Ambien and alcohol is a NONO!! I also opened up some of my incisions and bled a whole lot.


Anyways I figured I'd share my experience. I blame it all on JBlaze. His escapades has warped my ****in mind.
 
So apparently, last night I got up in the middle of the night and discussed with my mom how unhappy I was about spending x-mas away from our family in Cali. I then explained that our doctor didn't have the right to be handing out prescriptions "to just anyone" and neither did his "corporate office". I was cross-eyed and was talking with a slur. I don't remember any of this.
 
Looks like Ambien may be the new thing to take to get ****ed up :lol:

So do you guys just go to your doctor and say you're having trouble sleeping, and he just prescribes this stuff to you? Is it a narcotic? There was a period of about 6 months where I was waking up 8-10 times throughout the night, typically starting after about 3 hours of sleep. It went away for awhile, but has been creeping back up. I was eating right, exercising, getting enough sleep, and wasn't stressed, so I don't know what was causing it.
 
AM07 said:
Looks like Ambien may be the new thing to take to get ****ed up :lol:

So do you guys just go to your doctor and say you're having trouble sleeping, and he just prescribes this stuff to you? Is it a narcotic? There was a period of about 6 months where I was waking up 8-10 times throughout the night, typically starting after about 3 hours of sleep. It went away for awhile, but has been creeping back up. I was eating right, exercising, getting enough sleep, and wasn't stressed, so I don't know what was causing it.
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I was a clinic insomniac, finally after 3 days of absolutely no sleep, I went to the doctors office right as it opened just to show them how miserable I was. Told the doctor I couldn't sleep much at all, period! He was like, "alright, I'm puttin' you on ambien" followed by, "be careful, this stuff makes people act like idiots sometimes" HE WAS RIGHT! But it works good!!
 
I'm happy to say that this thread has become the topic of conversation at work. I love the Ambien stories. They definately rank up there with drunken adventures and epic trips to IHOP/Waffle House @ 3am.
 
My family has a new story about me, pretty much every morning! It's ridiculous. I keep tying to get them to take pics, but they say that they're laughing too hard at me.
 
You have to be careful when on that ****. You need to lay down when you take it and try to sleep and you need to stay off alcohol while on it. People have been known to sleep drive on it... It's one thing, imho, to make a mistake but it's quite another to continually try and cause the sides to surface.
 
Jayhawkk said:
You have to be careful when on that ****. You need to lay down when you take it and try to sleep and you need to stay off alcohol while on it. People have been known to sleep drive on it... It's one thing, imho, to make a mistake but it's quite another to continually try and cause the sides to surface.
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Would it be as dangerous as Moderating Boards while ****ed up on tequila??? :D
 
ya know surprisingly i've only had moderate sleep loss on this ambien. i dunno why. usually i would have been completely zonked and forget everything...but not this time.
 
gotripped said:
ya know surprisingly i've only had moderate sleep loss on this ambien. i dunno why. usually i would have been completely zonked and forget everything...but not this time.
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Sleep loss?? Do you mean memory loss? I can't imagine ambien making it hard for someone to sleep.
 
Let the games begin.
 
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.
 
If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waitin' for ya...right here!
 
I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. I've named my penis. I call it The Octagon. I also named my testes, the left one is John Wesfall and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. If you play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
 
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. :ntome:
 
It's called Sex Panther. Its made with bits of Real panther. It's banned in 13 countries.

it's....really pungent....really stings the nostrils
 
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
 
Jazz flute is for little fairy boys.
 
Ya'll have seen the lost movie right? Where brick gets the burrito from the "free lunch bin?" Priceless. I can't believe they had enough outtakes and everything to make a 2nd movie with a completely different plot. Comedy gold. Oh, and...

What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
 
gotripped said:
there's a lost movie?!?!
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Dunno if you're being sarcastic or not, but yeah. They sold it as a 2 pack for awhile and personally, I think it's just as funny if not funnier than the original. Oh, almost forgot.

Smells like Bigfoot's d*ck.
 
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