Lol. Agreed. Some GDAs I have to be close to a toilet. Never had that issue with glycophase so hopefully it treats you well.Today was my first time taking glycophase, I’ve stayed away from GDA products because the two I have tried in the past gave me very bad diarrhea.. I took two pills this morning before a big cheat meal and noticed the bloat I would normally feel wasn’t there. I took two more pills before my next meal and all seems well. No diarrhea like I have got in the past. I’ll add to my review after a few days of using it.