Ask any bodybuilder and they'll tell you that the most anabolic substance available today are the rare tears of a flying monkey. The problem: flying monkeys have become scarce due to the harsh treatments from Hollywood, causing a massive decline in population from entertainment exploitation and corporate greed.
I heard these were out of stock because the most recent regulations passed by the feds banned them. Sucks. All it's gonna do is drive up the street prices for UGL tears. :aargh:
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