Fat Sacks and Natty Stacks

Just got home from a local NPC show. Boy do I feel small.
 
**** dude! I missed it?!

- Valdez
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Just got home from a local NPC show. Boy do I feel small.

I'll be the judge of the last part sir! Giggity
 
Last night was the pre-judge and tonight is the final. My buddies wife is in the figure. I got a big taste of reality last night. I work hard as a mother fauker at this stuff and last night has my head spinning. There were friggin women in the audience that dwarfed me. Lets just say...Grey is looking in the mirror today and saying...WTF. My son was with me as well and he had his eyes opened as well. This clomid isn't helping either. Lol
 
Last night was the pre-judge and tonight is the final. My buddies wife is in the figure. I got a big taste of reality last night. I work hard as a mother fauker at this stuff and last night has my head spinning. There were friggin women in the audience that dwarfed me. Lets just say...Grey is looking in the mirror today and saying...WTF. My son was with me as well and he had his eyes opened as well. This clomid isn't helping either. Lol

That is exactly how I felt last time lol! Is it like 70 per ticket again?

- Valdez
 
AZMIDLYF said:
I paid $20 to have bubba lick my balls...


Word?

:gay:
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Last night was the pre-judge and tonight is the final. My buddies wife is in the figure. I got a big taste of reality last night. I work hard as a mother fauker at this stuff and last night has my head spinning. There were friggin women in the audience that dwarfed me. Lets just say...Grey is looking in the mirror today and saying...WTF. My son was with me as well and he had his eyes opened as well. This clomid isn't helping either. Lol

Honestly it blows my mind sometimes. I train and eat to get huge and am completely humbled all the time by people that have half the work ethic. Sometimes it just isn't fair grey bush!
 
AZ you have to remember a lot of these people use steroids man....
Hard to achieve a look like that with out sufficient help.

BTW, why you on clomid?
 
Anyone ever hunt anything with their bare hands, a small knife or a spear? I want to hunt javelina with a knife or machete. Anyone have experience?

- Valdez
 
Valdez said:
Anyone ever hunt anything with their bare hands, a small knife or a spear? I want to hunt javelina with a knife or machete. Anyone have experience?

- Valdez

I used to hunt split tail with my wang...
 
Discount or that's general admission? I wonder if they're doing a discount for veterans day...

- Valdez

Last night was the finals. During an intermission they had David Henry and Troy Alves come on stage and do some poses. Blew our minds!! The difference between amateur and pro is amazing. The amount of muscle that these guys pack on their frames is to die for. Lol

Honestly it blows my mind sometimes. I train and eat to get huge and am completely humbled all the time by people that have half the work ethic. Sometimes it just isn't fair grey bush!

I don't know about the work ethic of some of these guys but there were some massive guys in the crowd. My son wants to be a powerlifter now just to get huge.

AZ you have to remember a lot of these people use steroids man....
Hard to achieve a look like that with out sufficient help.

BTW, why you on clomid?

I know they are using gear but that doesn't make it any easier to accept. Mentally I want to look like them but I have to accept that at my age it really isn't a good decision or even physically possible anymore. :dunno:

The clomid was for my little Bulk/5-Alpha run. Probably overkill but ran it anyways.
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Is this really doable?

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67isFmH5vQ8">YouTube Link</a>

I'm not sure...I really hope so though lol

On a side note..anyone watching the bears texans game? Wtf is going on above cutlers lip. That's a pretty sorry stache
 
Wish me luck ****ers I put in for an internship with a very reputable training facility out here. They train quite a few pro teams, high school teams, collegiate teams, Olympians and so on...

- Valdez
 
Valdez said:
Wish me luck ****ers I put in for an internship with a very reputable training facility out here. They train quite a few pro teams, high school teams, collegiate teams, Olympians and so on...

- Valdez

Good luck. I know you'll get it. :D
 
Valdez said:
Wish me luck ****ers I put in for an internship with a very reputable training facility out here. They train quite a few pro teams, high school teams, collegiate teams, Olympians and so on...

- Valdez

Good luck needle dick!
 
Good luck man
 
Valdez said:
Wish me luck ****ers I put in for an internship with a very reputable training facility out here. They train quite a few pro teams, high school teams, collegiate teams, Olympians and so on...

- Valdez

Good luck Slut
 
Valdez said:
Wish me luck ****ers I put in for an internship with a very reputable training facility out here. They train quite a few pro teams, high school teams, collegiate teams, Olympians and so on...

- Valdez

Luck is for chumps; you'll get it because you worked hard for it and you've got the ability. When do you find out?
 
You Will get it ass hat!

Thanks poop Dick


Good luck needle dick!

At least its long...??


Good luck man

Thanks Danno!


Good luck Slut

If I knew how to embed videos 2PAC I get around would be right here lol!


Luck is for chumps; you'll get it because you worked hard for it and you've got the ability. When do you find out?

I'm going to make some calls later this week. Thanks for the confidence boost man, much appreciated.

- Valdez
 
Don't make me turn the car around boys. I will take you home!!
 
Haha my 21st bday week is a success
 
bmftisftw said:
Haha my 21st bday week is a success

How ? You got drunk again? ;)
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Since when is getting your ass reamed considered success??

Oh wrong thread, should've taken this over to LTLs thread.......
 
R3ACTION said:
So what was the success?
Haha
Was hitting a dry spell finally got it in
 
Glory Holes finally available??
 
LiveToLift said:
I see you have been hanging around with that creepy little guy....

Hahaha!!!! Nothing but love bro
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Glory Holes finally available??

With a small fee of 10$ yes
 
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