Invycktus
Active member
It happened to me this weekend...I knew it the whole time but I just let it happen.
I walked through the mall to meet the missus at the food court for lunch. On the way you have to pass all these booths where twats sell sunglasses and remote-controlled helicopters and ****. All of a sudden this super hottie beckons me over from one of them and starts working on me. She was shapely, dressed in a little black dress, brunette with glasses...kind of like the porno secretary-f**k fantasy woman. She was also Israeli, as she later told me, so had this sexy accent that added to her power.
She instantly grabs my arm so we have the feminine contact. She's gazing into my eyes and giving it the sexy chat. She makes me rub some Dead Sea salt concoction onto my hands...even helping me rub it in....and I'm just kind of enjoying the sensation but then when she rinses off my hands...holy ****! They feel lovely and smooth and smell delicious. I'm interested.
"The bottle is $65".....f**k that I think and start to move off. Then she really goes to work...touching my arm and rubbing my hands, telling me how it will make me feel greast after a shower and I'll smell nice. Then she gives me a card and says "Talk it over with your wife and come back"...I move off but she calls me back. "Tell you what...I'll let you have it for $35 and I won't make my commission"
Me - "Oh alright then" I smartly Pay...get more hand rubbing then move off to meet the missus....semi-boner slowly disappearing as I walk away.
I show her the product and say 'Look Honey, what I got you"
The Missus : "Holy ****! $35....are you insane?"
Me - "****...I was thinking of you...you can use it on your scaly feet"
The Missus: - angry face.
Then I left for Philadelphia as per usual this morning, the missus did not even give me a good bye kiss, saying I should ask that girl who sold me the lotion and get it from her, and then, this morning after taking the 6am to Charlotte, my plane gets stuck my lightning and has to return to the airport , instead of arriving into work at 11.30am EST, I show up now at 2.15 looking weary and tired!
So what pitches have you fallen for?
I walked through the mall to meet the missus at the food court for lunch. On the way you have to pass all these booths where twats sell sunglasses and remote-controlled helicopters and ****. All of a sudden this super hottie beckons me over from one of them and starts working on me. She was shapely, dressed in a little black dress, brunette with glasses...kind of like the porno secretary-f**k fantasy woman. She was also Israeli, as she later told me, so had this sexy accent that added to her power.
She instantly grabs my arm so we have the feminine contact. She's gazing into my eyes and giving it the sexy chat. She makes me rub some Dead Sea salt concoction onto my hands...even helping me rub it in....and I'm just kind of enjoying the sensation but then when she rinses off my hands...holy ****! They feel lovely and smooth and smell delicious. I'm interested.
"The bottle is $65".....f**k that I think and start to move off. Then she really goes to work...touching my arm and rubbing my hands, telling me how it will make me feel greast after a shower and I'll smell nice. Then she gives me a card and says "Talk it over with your wife and come back"...I move off but she calls me back. "Tell you what...I'll let you have it for $35 and I won't make my commission"
Me - "Oh alright then" I smartly Pay...get more hand rubbing then move off to meet the missus....semi-boner slowly disappearing as I walk away.
I show her the product and say 'Look Honey, what I got you"
The Missus : "Holy ****! $35....are you insane?"
Me - "****...I was thinking of you...you can use it on your scaly feet"
The Missus: - angry face.
Then I left for Philadelphia as per usual this morning, the missus did not even give me a good bye kiss, saying I should ask that girl who sold me the lotion and get it from her, and then, this morning after taking the 6am to Charlotte, my plane gets stuck my lightning and has to return to the airport , instead of arriving into work at 11.30am EST, I show up now at 2.15 looking weary and tired!
So what pitches have you fallen for?
