Randoja
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Coming on me bit strong bro...
Ask him nicely to stop.
Coming on me bit strong bro...
Randoja said:I asked him nicely to stop but he couldn't understand me with that ball gag in. I am at the doctors now because when he did stop it was because i was bleeding and squirting out my BH
Budman7811 said:Damn man you should have taken it easy on me last night. I'm not going to be able to walk right for a week now. And I'm still trying to come up with an excuse to tell everyone why there is a welt on my cheek in the shape of a penis from last week...
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Wow....Only my uncle does that stuff to me![]()
bmftisftw said:I just want yall to know... I've take so many wieners that I make Jenna Jameson look like a virgin!!!
bmftisftw said:You need to start wiping my chin when I'm done. I let your load sit on my face for too long and now there's a rash that won't go away!!
Danb2285 said:It's not gay unless you're doing the sucking...right? Lol
Fixed for grammar
lukehayd said:dat der cell tech!
Fixed for spelling, not grammar.
Randoja said:I'm fixed.
FL3X MAGNUM said:Hey...your mom called and asked if she could have her 10 inch shower dildo back. I can't get ahold of her so will you tell her ill get it back to her when I'm done? Oh and let her know she was right it really does feel almost as good as the real thing!
Danb2285 said:Thinking about FL3X's ass.....yummy!
Sorry to hear man!
At least if she gets preggo you'll know it's mine.
Randophile said:I'll teach the kid how to play hide the hot dog in the bun.
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Whoa bro, most of these misquotes aren't funny at all.
LiveToPleaseMyMan said:Bro I'm pretty sure I invented that game!
lukehayd said:Alright guys, once again, let's tone it down with the sexual stuff. If this thread gets shut down, nobody wins! It doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny. I'm guilty also but now let's change the tone here. I don't want to be a jerk and all you guys that know me know that I like to joke and have fun - I don't like having to be this guy!! Thanks for understanding.
Alright guys, once again, let's tone it down with the sexual stuff. If this thread gets shut down, nobody wins! It doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny. I'm guilty also but now let's change the tone here. I don't want to be a jerk and all you guys that know me know that I like to joke and have fun - I don't like having to be this guy!! Thanks for understanding.
Danb2285 said:I don't know how else to be funny...![]()
You're doing finite calculations, I love math.
ok see you guys back at the gas station, but I can't tell how far it is on this map.
Agreed from coke to dbol, its all very useful
Don't worry simply use the scale, it shows you how many g's to give out.
Bro...hugs not plugs.
We found the distributor under the hood.
FL3X MAGNUM said:You're doing fine. Keep trying.
I love Beiber, this is actually true.
You need my help bro, I'm head of the fan club, and a true Belieber.
Randoja said:Figures... 1+1=2.
Figures, I always thought someone was trying to take my #1 fan spot
This is boring, I much prefer multi-variable calculus to lifting weights.
Guys, trust me, whey protein is a steroid.. I gained 20lbs in a week
I need a stern talking to.
I just became a dad, bro.
I'm not your bro, buddy.
I need a buddy, guy.![]()
I'll be your huckleberry.
My name is Hank Hill and I sell propane and propane accessories
Yep.....I've been huffing propane.
My boy aint right, thats why I have to beat him!
I lack discipline bros.
You should really work on that. This lifestyle of weight training or bodybuilding requires Epic the new liquid Pre Workout supplement by LG Sciences!
Too legit. Too legit to quit.