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[Budman7811]

golden showers make me

Lol

At least you used the word shower.

 

[lukehayd]

Lol, I borrowed it.

Hope you washed it first!

 

[Budman7811]

Hope you washed it first!

Two girls one cup

 

[bmftisftw]

I was the director of Two girls one cup

Masterpiece?

 

[kingjameskjf]

Wow this turned strictly perverted fast. Way to go Luke.

u Do not get why I'm goin to tha chair?

Must be tough.

Slammer time!

Are you planning another nude "escapade" in the park with your trench coat?

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

i love Two girls one cup

ding ding ding .. we have a winnar!

 

[Budman7811]

ding dongs .... I like to have wieners

Thanks

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Tom Hanks <3

I took you as a Vin Diesel type

 

[BME4363]

I took Vin Diesel and Tom Hanks at the same time.

First time double dong? TMI

 

[AZMIDLYF]

First time I thought it was a double dong? Nope...a fist TMI

OOOFA

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I need a LOOFA

You can't scrub away sin

 

[Budman7811]

You can't scrub away sin... so I need to confess I a homo

Nothing wrong with that. Your allowed to express your self

 

[Blue Reflex]

It means he loves his jello pudding popped!

 

[bmftisftw]

It means I want your man pudding popped on my face

Cream pie?

 

[Piston Honda]

I once had a kindly stranger give me the "breaded chicken cutlet" at the beach.

Nothing kind about that!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Nothing wrong with that!

I agree

 

[kingjameskjf]

You can't scrub my love away

I'm still cleaning the window sills from when I caught in peeping in on me.

Nothing wrong with being fat. Your allowed to as long as you dress your self

The Incredible Bulk?

 

[Blue Reflex]

Yes it's! Make him angry and he"ll grow!

 

[lukehayd]

I'm still cleaning the window sills and mopping the floors like any other house wife.

But aren't you supposed to be the "King"? Sounds more like the Queen!

 

[Budman7811]

Butt from kings and queens I switch hit.... But I still considered to be gay cause I don't like the vag!

I ain't mad at cha

 

[lukehayd]

I ain't mad about the cha-cha

Yeah you're more of a Macarena kind of guy aren't you?

 

[bmftisftw]

Im more of a justin beiber type of guy

I knew there was something suspicious about you

 

[lukehayd]

I knew there was something awesome about you

Thank you! Although, Justin Beiber is a total douchebag and messed up for taking women's hormones. I think the boy wants to be a girl!

 

[T-Bone]

I've been pickin my ass for 2-3 weeks and I still can't find my head!

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find it one of these days.

 

[boogyman]

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll find it one of these days. If only it was not so small

I'm sure there a supplement for that

 

[kingjameskjf]

But aren't you supposed to be my "Daddy"? Sounds more like my idol!

Luke, you've worship me long enough, it's time to move on. I hear Celly is currently taking applications to be on his stalker list.

Thank you! Although, Justin Beiber is a total sweetheart and messed me up for taking away all my good hormones. I think the boy wants to be with me!

You are a sick man.

 

[lukehayd]

Luke, you are a thick man.

Been doing a little stalking yourself huh? I thought that was a camera flash when I was in the shower the other night!

 

[bmftisftw]

Is it weird Ive been letting other men take photos of me in the shower?

Just a little bro..

 

[kingjameskjf]

Ben doing a little stalking of yourself too huh? I thought that was a camera flash when we were out camping the other night!

Stay away from Ben, he's sneaky. He'll invite you over or take you out camping and the next thing you know your pics are floating up on some UG european freak show.

 

[lukehayd]

I'm just really little bro..

Extenze?

 

[lukehayd]

Stay away from Ben, he's mine!!!!

Sorry!!!

 

[bmftisftw]

Bros..
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You might want to try AI sports "perform" or viagra

 

[kingjameskjf]

Entenze?

No edit needed. Entenze? You can't even spell right. I can see it now. "Lukey-poo can you please use that word in a sentence." "Yes ma'am. I entenze to skip class if you keep poking fun at me."

 

[T-Bone]

Papa always said we don't need no book learnin'!

Now things are starting to make sense about you Luke. I always wondered why you couldn't form complete sentences.

Y'alls bein silly n' such! jus cause eyes knows bout nutritshin n's eatins good maks u's jelis uf mi muscls!

 

[bmftisftw]

Now things are starting to make sense about you Luke. I always wondered why I couldnt stop jerkin off to your pics.. skeet skeet

Well that escalated quickly

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Well that ended quickly

That's what she said

 

[T-Bone]

My friend and I were using creatine suppositories yesterday. We like to help each other because it's just to difficult to reach around to our own asses. Now for some reason my butt is bleeding. Isn't creatine normally used as a suppository? I mean that's what my friend told me. Sorry I'm new to using supplements

How have your results been?

 

[bmftisftw]

That's what my mom said

at least i got off

 

[kingjameskjf]

That's what he said

That was cool in like Jr. High.

 

[bmftisftw]

How have your results been? Normally I just swallow bull semen thats how i make my gainz

not recommended bro

 

[lukehayd]

But Aaron recommended it bro

Well there ya go then!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Aaron? That's like saying my dog recommended driving gloves. Makes no sense.

Harsh but I was thinking that too

 

[bmftisftw]

Harsh, more harsh than that time luke gave me a one man bukaki

WOW

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I'm getting a W tattooed on each cheek so when I do cartwheels it says WOW MOM WOW

Great idea for mother's day!

 

[lukehayd]

Great idea for mother's day!

I've heard that before but it's still funny!!!

 

[Budman7811]

I've heard of funnier things, that **** was like forever ago. I laugh at stupid stuff ,c ant help it I was raised stupid.

Don't set yourself short dude, your a rep.

 

[LiveToLift]

My dick is so short dude and I can only ever last one rep.

You must be a pleaser...

 

[Budman7811]

It is hard for me to please, I have a bad GAG reflex ...

Sounds like a trade to me

 

[Randoja]

Sounds like something I'd like to get into!

To each his own brah.

 

[LiveToLift]

When we do it can I call you daddy?

Coming on a bit strong bro...