EPIC Mis-Quote promo by LG

[lukehayd]

SO HERE'S THE DEAL, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERE'S A LOT OF SMART-A$$ES HERE ON AM, SO WE WANT TO SEE WHO'S THE BEST.
WHO HERE HAS THE BEST MIS-QUOTE ABILITIES?
SO HOW TO PLAY: Quote the last post before yours and change it around to say or mean something else. Then put your own smart-a$$ comment with it.
(Let's try to keep things PG and not be hateful or down right offensive. This is supposed to be fun so keep things in check.)
So what are you playing for? EPIC! LG's new liquid pre-workout.
How many winners? 3 as of now
How long will this run? 2-3 weeks

Rules: Must be over 18, live in USA (or at least have a US shipping address), be willing to either run a log or post a detailed review at the beginning and end of your bottle- your choice and last but not least, have fun.​

 

[lukehayd]

So here's your first comment to mis-quote.

 

[Celorza]

So here's my confession, I love c0ck.

Never doubted it for a second.

 

[lukehayd]

Is this too hard for y'all?

 

[Celorza]

My c0ck gets hard for y'all?

Really? Could've swore you couldn't get a stiffy old man!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Really? I've never been able to give you stiffy old man!

Expected reply from Caesar.

 

[Celorza]

I wanna rub his Little-Caesar.

And to think you have my address and you haven't done it yet...shame on you Justin

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I'm bored and spamming the entire first two pages of this promo. Yup.

That's rude.
I'm going to give everyone else a chance to get in early.
Good promo Luke!

 

[lukehayd]

And to think I have my dress and you haven't got your tux yet...shame on you Justin

Prom or Homecoming?

 

[mustang0341]

That's rude.
I'm going to give everyone else a reach around and go to bed early.
Good promo Luke!

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[howwedo107]

Sent from my straight talk phone bc I spent my money on transgender hookers

Don't be ashamed we all have our secrets

 

[Piston Honda]

I hope EPIC is loaded with HMB, methoxyisoflavone, ecdysterone/"bug juice", and pharmaceutical-grade dextrose because those all got me ripped in 2001.

You might be a tad disappointed in the ingredient panel.

 

[mustang0341]

You might be a tad disappointed in the package i'm rockin

Well now that its out there

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[Piston Honda]

So I took my pet sheep to prom, so what?

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Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. To each his own.

 

[bmftisftw]

Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. Just don't forget to include me.

This is weird..

 

[lukehayd]

Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. To each his own.

No mis-quote needed. Tsk tsk tsk!

 

[mustang0341]

Hey, can i have my velcro gloves back

Could of sworn i gave those back. You said you had a hot date and needed them bAAAAd

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[lukehayd]

I don't know if I'll be able to pick if I let this go for 2-3 weeks! Lol!

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I don't know if I'll be able to walk if I let him go for 2-3 weeks! Lol!

Wow.

 

[Piston Honda]

Wow, I never knew a man could make me feel like a woman.

Dude, what does that even mean?

 

[mustang0341]

Dude, i have to know how that feels!

. Medium pace?

 

[bmftisftw]

Dude, show me what you mean!

No homo?

 

[shanedoolie]

Wait, this is a No homo promo? Im outta here!

wrong site bro. This isnt analbottom minds

 

[chedapalooza]

I can't believe I was banned from analbottom minds, I guess anabolic will do..

Don't give your addy to this guy!!

 

[LiveToLift]

Awesome promo! We do have some great "quote editing" kings here on AM!

 

[mustang0341]

I can't believe I was banned from analbottom minds, I guess CHEDAPALOOZA will do.

I can't wait to give my addy to this guy!!

whoa, pm's guys please

Awesome promo! I am just a lonely Ace looking for my Gary here on AM!

dang man, you guys need to get a chat room

 

[Budman7811]

Awesome homos! We do have some great "quote editing" queens here on AM!

Not sure why but this guy makes a good point.

 

[Budman7811]

whoa, want guys please

dong man, you guys need to get in my room

I missed this one, must have taken to long to think about the other.

 

[lukehayd]

You're awesome Luke! You do have some great promos here on AM!

Aww shucks! You're gonna make me blush! Still have to neg you for not following the rules by not mis-quoting the post above yours! I'm exempt because it's my promo and I can quote as I please.

 

[Celorza]

Aww yums!! I wanna lick your bush! Still have to shave you after that though, since I am such a sandy vag, any more friction would be annoying! I'm exempt from shaving though, and you have to lick me as I please!

All this cheating...Uncle Luke you just can't be a faithful man can you? You have to be such a slut at times...

 

[LiveToLift]

whoa, I have pms guys please wait your turn my ass hole is only big enough for two of you.


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dang man, you guys need to get a room so we can have an anal fisting competition. I know I'd win that for sure!


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[Celorza]

I'm being an attention-seeking sour-puss because I got negged deep in my sandy-bushy vag for not misquoting right.

Yes you are.

 

[Budman7811]

Yes i am great I know I have been working these forums pretty hard. If you want answers I got them, cause I am always right

Thanks man for everything you do.

 

[Celorza]

I was being sarcastic.

Idk were you?

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Thanks for the reach around man, I love everything you do.

Make it hurt...

 

[lukehayd]

Make me hurt...

I thought the old age was doing a good enough job of that already!

 

[Celorza]

Nothing like an old age blow-job to get me ready!

You just can't stop can you Uncle Luke? Now you are even preying on our senior members...shame on you Pole-Smoker Uncle!

 

[lukehayd]

You just can't stop can you Uncle Luke? Now you are even prying on our senior members...

I do believe you mean "preying" and not "prying" oh confused asexual hamster.

 

[Celorza]

The best misquote I could produce was "preying" to "prying" .

Negs , you ain't doing it right uncle luke

 

[lukehayd]

Reps , you sure know how to do it right uncle Luke!

Somebody went back and edited!

 

[AZMIDLYF]

Negs ,turn me over you ain't doing it right uncle luke

Heh heh

 

[Celorza]

I forgot to mention he has to butter him up before turning him over...old age is catching up to me

Yes indeed it is.

 

[R3ACTION]

Taking it to the dome daily, who wants to party?


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Are you soliciting in the forum again?

 

[Celorza]

I found an awesome recipe with a very handsome fellah in it and decided to share the pic.

Yes you did bro! !

 

[shanedoolie]

Somebody went in my backside and skeeted!

t.m.i.

 

[Celorza]

Make it t.m.i. As in...Touch My Intestines.

Damn...I mean...I'm long but I am not sure I am up for that task bro.

 

[R3ACTION]

Anyone know where I can get an enrollment form for the fat sacks quote editing course?




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[lukehayd]

Some of these are getting a little raunchy. Let's try to reel it in a little. They don't have to be sexual.

 

[Celorza]

Celly, apologize...you crossed the line.

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I'm sorry :sad:

 

[lukehayd]

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I'm sorry that I can never be awesome like you. :sad:

Not sure if this is sarcasm or flattery?