Drug Test need help!!!!!!!!!!

ba0412

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Ok i have to take a urine test for a city fire dept job next week (i dont even know if they going to test for gear but the doctor office is at a major hospital so better safe than sorry). Basically i was wondering if anyone knows if those detox pills actually work. i got some stuff that claims to get rid of steroids in your system after 4 days use or your money back. Just wondering if anyone has any usefull info on how to beat a piss test. and as far as what i was on. this was my first cycle i finished toward the end of December so 1.5 to 2 months off of it. i was taking 500mg a week of test C (injection) and took 10mg (oral) of dbol for like the first 6 weeks so i have been off that for awhile. 6'2 195lbs and around 13% body fat. ive got about 5 or 6 days till the test so any advice/help would be greatly appreciated thanks
 
If I remember correctly Test cyp can be detected in urine for up to 3 months, and the oral dbol was cleared way before that. So if they do test for steroids, and you have only been off for 2 months there is a chance that you will test positive. As for the detox pills, I have no idea. Goodluck mad stinks to hear that. Again I'm not positive, maybe some off the vets could give a definitive answer.
 
I think james1 is pretty accurate in his comment. I doubt they will be checking you test levels. Way too expensive for most jobs to pay for. I really do think you have nothing to worry about. They'll be looking illegal drugs like pot(THC), coke, etc not anabolics. If you do piss hot then just tell them it was from an OTC supplement like Havoc, Superdrol, etc or just pick one or more. Play stupid. They'll tell you to stop taking it and come back in a month or so to test again. By then you should be clear. Don't stress and good luck.
 
First of all, is this a test required for a "hiring process" or a random test for the department you already work for? If it's for a hiring process, you should be good to go.

It also depends on the city your testing for and if they've had problems in the past. Larger cities are more apt to test for illegal substances other that the normal THC and such.

And like "Holy" stated, it's not a cheap process.

Good luck Bro!
 
I believe ffmedic33 works for a dept. He may be able to tell you for sue if you need to worry. He's running Havoc right now.

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Thanks for all of the good info guys i really appreciate it. This physical/ urine test is the last step in the hiring process which i applied for in april of 08. basically i didnt think i would be picked up, so low and behold right when i finish my first cycle they call me up. otherwise i would have never put myself in this situation. But thanks again for the info its putting my mind at ease but again has anyone tried those detox pills with success??
 
Nor worries, they are just testing for cocaine, maryjane, barb, and types of speed. You are fine. Dont lose any sleep over it.
 
Nor worries, they are just testing for cocaine, maryjane, barb, and types of speed. You are fine. Dont lose any sleep over it.

Bingo, dont even break a sweat, no companies test for AAS, it's very expensive and you would also have to test for each indidvidual steroid. Your fine don't waste your money on that detox crap.
 
I agree, I doubt the will test for juice. Additionally, if your d-bol has for sure already cleared....then that only leaves test. After 2 months off cycle, I would think your test levels would be back to normal for sure. I mean, it's not like they can say "we tested and found test-cyp in your system" can they? Test is test..and you had test in your system prior to juicing....

C_
 
Id like to know about detox stuff also. Instead of everyone saying you have nothing to worry about.
 
There is nothing that's works for certain. I have checked. Mixed reviews Steroid Cleanse. Product has reviews going both ways.
 
fire depts do not test for steroids (not here in canada at least)....the unrine test is only for your protein levels in your liver..thats it.......(not that iam a firefighter or anything......hehehe)
 
Ok thanks again everyone for the info, that's definitely making me feel a little more calm about the whole thing. i guess ill just drink a ton of water the day of the test and see what happens
 
I have to take a drug test at the end of march to get my Z card renewed and thats coast guard stuff so im pretty nervous. I have to call and see what all they test for and hope they dont test for gear
 
I have to call and see what all they test for and hope they dont test for gear

Out of pure curiosity, who do you plan on calling and asking?

BTW - I spent some time in San Diego in the Corps, in which we had a Coast Guard TACLET.......some bad**s stuff right there!! :usa2:
 
I have to take a drug test at the end of march to get my Z card renewed and thats coast guard stuff so im pretty nervous. I have to call and see what all they test for and hope they dont test for gear

Military to include Coast Guard does not test for steroids, not unless there is a reason to test for it. In which case you will know before hand because they will notify you of it.

And yes, I do know this as a fact.
 
I have MANY buddies on the fire dept, and i can assure you that they're NOT testing you for Stare-roids for your on-the-job physical and diagnostic eval. ;)
 
Does anyone know about drug testing for probation? I have a friend wanting to take a test winni cycle but doesn't want to fail his probation drug tests for it.
 
I agree, I doubt the will test for juice. Additionally, if your d-bol has for sure already cleared....then that only leaves test. After 2 months off cycle, I would think your test levels would be back to normal for sure. I mean, it's not like they can say "we tested and found test-cyp in your system" can they? Test is test..and you had test in your system prior to juicing....

C_

The test in your system does not have the cyp on it. So if they really wanted to try they could probably find it after this long. I agree with everyone else though. It shouldnt be a steroid test.
 
Does anyone know about drug testing for probation? I have a friend wanting to take a test winni cycle but doesn't want to fail his probation drug tests for it.

Most times, on probation they will not test for steroids either, unless that's why your on probation. However, that being said, if there is ever a time they would test for it it would be probation. The guy is on probation, if he can't stay low for it there may be a problem.
 
Out of pure curiosity, who do you plan on calling and asking?

BTW - I spent some time in San Diego in the Corps, in which we had a Coast Guard TACLET.......some bad**s stuff right there!! :usa2:

I planned on getting someone to call the place that tests. They cant hide from you what there testing you for.
 
The test in your system does not have the cyp on it. So if they really wanted to try they could probably find it after this long. I agree with everyone else though. It shouldnt be a steroid test.


The bolded words in your statement seem contradictory to me. It sounds like you are agreeing AND disagreeing with me at the same time. Please explain.
 
The bolded words in your statement seem contradictory to me. It sounds like you are agreeing AND disagreeing with me at the same time. Please explain.

NP i'll try to explain myself better. The injectable testosterone is Testosterone Cypionate. They would need to specifically test for this ester. Your origional statement isnt right because the cypionate is not natural to the human body.

Because of the long half life there should still be enough in his system to find in a test (from what i have heard).
 
I found in the xxxxxxxx.com profile section that the detection time for test cyp is 3 months. So I guess you're right, if they wanted to test the guy, he would be screwed. But im sure they wont..... :)

C_
 
I have to take a drug test at the end of march to get my Z card renewed and thats coast guard stuff so im pretty nervous. I have to call and see what all they test for and hope they dont test for gear

Unless they suspect you of steroid use they don't test for it. If they do suspect you and are going to test for it, they will notify you of what they are doing (in which case get a lawyer).

The military tests for:
Cannabinoids
Cocaine
Amphetamines
Barbiturates
Opiates
PCP
LSD

Commanders can request samples be tested for steroids. In this case, the samples are sent to the Olympic testing laboratory at the University of California at Los Angeles.
 
Unless they suspect you of steroid use they don't test for it. If they do suspect you and are going to test for it, they will notify you of what they are doing (in which case get a lawyer).

The military tests for:
Cannabinoids
Cocaine
Amphetamines
Barbiturates
Opiates
PCP
LSD

Commanders can request samples be tested for steroids. In this case, the samples are sent to the Olympic testing laboratory at the University of California at Los Angeles.

Im not gettign tested to get into the coast guard. I just have to get my Zcard (which shows im clean) to be able to work on the water.
 
Im not gettign tested to get into the coast guard. I just have to get my Zcard (which shows im clean) to be able to work on the water.

That list is for military drug tests in general. Anything other than what is listed and it's an above and beyond test, in which case you will be notified of what they are doing. So, my point is you should be fine and need not to worry.
 
Awesome. I was really getting nervous cause I would hate not to have my summer job. I didnt even think about me having to renew my Zcard when I started my cycle
 
Hes on probation for a non-steroid drug charge. He wants to do a test prop winni cycle. Does anyone know the time either of those would stay in your system?
 
Drug tests for fire depts cover the basic illegal narcotics. The only time I've ever heard of a fire dept testing for steroids was in NYC about 4 years ago or so and that was just because some politician got a hair up his a$$.

As far as the "cleansing" products you speak of. The problem with those is that when the lab results come back to the Chief or the personnel department they will come back with a inconclusive or a negative with suspicion.

So unless the department you are applying for has something going on that a bunch of the guys are being tested for steroids then you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

I would suggest that you stay away from everything for the first year just in case the department does get a hair up it's rear. And when you get in, don't start telling people about your cycles, cause someone is going to be running to the Chief trying to dime you out in order to get a promotion.
 
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