Mowglisml
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Hahahahahaha lol!!! Oh man this is hilarious
Douchebags at the gym...
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Hahahahahaha lol!!! Oh man this is hilarious
kisaj
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Busy rack day yesterday night with all of them being used pretty heavy- except for one that had 225 on it and no one around. So I hang out around the rack area doing some light stretching for 5 min and still no one uses that rack. So I move in and since I warm up squats at 225, it was all set. Get a warm up in and just as I proceed to move into working sets, mind you I am already at this rack for 15 min, a guy comes over and said he was using the rack. I made a point, but was nice and said, "yes, you may have been using the rack before, but you left it on hold and now I'm using it. You are free to work in at my pace" The guy just stares at me and mutters something, then proceeds to go over to a rack that just opened, throw weight on the bar and ****ing walk off again. Never saw him come back.
I just don't understand the mentality of this person or what they were doing. Very weird.
I just don't understand the mentality of this person or what they were doing. Very weird.
Mowglisml
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He was working out his telekinesis trying to move the weight from across the room.
ryane87
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BennyMagoo79
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Its probably his herpes cream backwash...
hairygrandpa
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Hahaha!!! WTH?
hairygrandpa
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LOL! But honestly, the poor dude was giving it an effort!
Brandinooooo
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Wtf lol. I would've been mad if someone did that to me.
HAHAHAHAHA that's funny. Probably some old school fake recipe
Justlooking5
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Nothing I hate more than the ****ing egotistical ****bags that load up an important piece of equipment (squat rack, leg press, calf raise, bench), drop their **** there, and wander off to go socialize.
I actually switched gyms from a 24 hour in an upscale mall area that was packed with the douchiest yuppies to a more lifter focused grittier gym I finally found, best decision ever and the new gym is cheaper as well.
At the old yuppie 24 people would do the douchiest "I'm more important than the rest of you" stuff. I literally once saw a woman using TWO treadmills at once there right after new years when the treadmills were packed. She was running one at sprint speed and the one next to it at walking speed and would switch between them instead of just slowing one down. I'm not kidding.
Also at that gym people were weirdly aggressive and would do **** like take plates off your bench or squat station while you were in the middle of a set.
Man I hated those people so much.
hairygrandpa
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Had in mind to do some pull ups and cable exercises.
This "bantam weight dude" decided to put a chair between the cables, to sit on it, while probably watching "my little pony" vids.
Had in mind to do some pull ups and cable exercises.
This "bantam weight dude" decided to put a chair between the cables, to sit on it, while probably watching "my little pony" vids.
Justlooking5
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Should have done pullups anyway and teabagged him lol
Martyfnemec
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Thinking about that two treadmill scenario has me seething with rage.
Caldwood
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Sounds like a bronie douche ha!
BennyMagoo79
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Kind of looks like that's why he's there...for teabagging that is.
hairygrandpa
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White sweatpants, white shoes and white phone... You are right, he must be a teabagging enthusiast, LOL
jakz
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I was the gym douche last night and you know what? I'm not even sorry :lol: For the last few months I've gad to deal with a little personal trainer (although not badly built, fairly lean ,but tiny) and his dip**** teenaged client. He is loud and obnoxious.
So his style of motivation is to yell and say degrading stuff. He has some terrible form on some exercises though, he teaches this to this you guy as well. Things like question mark style deadlifting and terrible bench form.
So last night as I'm walking by this teenager is repping out on the bench and as he puts the bar back the trainer says "oh are you proud of that?"
Now just as I'm walking by to the exit I think to myself : "He should be, he has better form than his trainer"
As I walk out the door I realised I didn't think it, I actually said it. Oh well. Got a chuckle out of it anyway.
So his style of motivation is to yell and say degrading stuff. He has some terrible form on some exercises though, he teaches this to this you guy as well. Things like question mark style deadlifting and terrible bench form.
So last night as I'm walking by this teenager is repping out on the bench and as he puts the bar back the trainer says "oh are you proud of that?"
Now just as I'm walking by to the exit I think to myself : "He should be, he has better form than his trainer"
As I walk out the door I realised I didn't think it, I actually said it. Oh well. Got a chuckle out of it anyway.
Toff
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Generally the c*cks are starting to back down a bit now in the gym as Im clearly working our harder than them ,lift heavier (they always knock it down a few pegs) and my PHONE is left int he locker room. Im clearly serious, to get **** done, not square up how hard i am.
Most of it was in my head, however i still have to watch eye contact sometimes.
Yesterday I had one guy, literally stand next to me and wait for me to finish my set, got bored half way through and squeezed past me and the mirror! SO bloody annyoing when he could have gone around.
My other pet hate, women turning up in lycra, tight fitting boob tops and covered in a gallon of perfume - my missus said one was in the locker room that was still there doing her hair and makeup when she finsihed an hour later! Its not a blooming nightclub!
One chocked me on the running machine with her perfume when the fans came on, i literally left the room
Funniest thing, last week out of nowhere this bloke was lunging all around the gym - i couldnt stop laughing (to myself, im not a douche!) - nothing wrong with a bit of lunge walking but around the gym just tickled me
That and the ladies JUST doing butt exercises, in baseball caps and lycra - its like something from Instagram/porno rather than a workout gym - very distracting for us.. and her boyfriend watching EVERY mans eyes int he building in case they look over!
Most of it was in my head, however i still have to watch eye contact sometimes.
Yesterday I had one guy, literally stand next to me and wait for me to finish my set, got bored half way through and squeezed past me and the mirror! SO bloody annyoing when he could have gone around.
My other pet hate, women turning up in lycra, tight fitting boob tops and covered in a gallon of perfume - my missus said one was in the locker room that was still there doing her hair and makeup when she finsihed an hour later! Its not a blooming nightclub!
One chocked me on the running machine with her perfume when the fans came on, i literally left the room
Funniest thing, last week out of nowhere this bloke was lunging all around the gym - i couldnt stop laughing (to myself, im not a douche!) - nothing wrong with a bit of lunge walking but around the gym just tickled me
That and the ladies JUST doing butt exercises, in baseball caps and lycra - its like something from Instagram/porno rather than a workout gym - very distracting for us.. and her boyfriend watching EVERY mans eyes int he building in case they look over!
Mowglisml
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100%. At my gym the ones doing this are the out of shape ones... That's all they do ... with no results. You would think they would pick up from the 1 or 2 ladies who actually have built legs and glutes and guess what... they are doing Squats and Deads with no baseball caps hahahah
Justlooking5
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Today I saw a guy hit the quadfecta:
1. Curls in the squat rack (granted there was 1 other squat rack open but still)
2. Occupying multiple pieces of equipment at once (squat rack for curls and cable pulldown station)
3. Spending lots of time talking between sets while occupying equipment
4. Left his plates (10s) on the barbell still in the squat rack and I had to strip them to do good mornings after the guy left
1. Curls in the squat rack (granted there was 1 other squat rack open but still)
2. Occupying multiple pieces of equipment at once (squat rack for curls and cable pulldown station)
3. Spending lots of time talking between sets while occupying equipment
4. Left his plates (10s) on the barbell still in the squat rack and I had to strip them to do good mornings after the guy left
Toff
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Yep - you look at the rest of her body and its weak, just youth on her side keeping it slightly in check.
That and she appears to be eating over maintenance and now not only is her arse ghetting flabby, everything else is too. She'll ultimately fail
Brandinooooo
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I was in the back room at my gym (heavier machines, more benches etc) and there was this girl (actually lifts) that I guess had brought her mom and this big dude. He's a lot taller than me. I'm 6 1ish and he's probably 6 5 - 230 but not lean at all. Muscular but i lift about the same at 185.
Well, the girl and her mom had gone back there to get away from every one else in the gym. I was finishing up my session and this dude had metal blaring through his headphones while singing(screaming?) along with his music while he was out of breath. While curling in the squat rack and super setting land mines on the opposite side of the room. So after each set he would walk from one end of the room to the other while screaming under his breath.
Fccking annoying. I doubt that lady will bring her mom anymore because they left after like 10 minutes of it.
Well, the girl and her mom had gone back there to get away from every one else in the gym. I was finishing up my session and this dude had metal blaring through his headphones while singing(screaming?) along with his music while he was out of breath. While curling in the squat rack and super setting land mines on the opposite side of the room. So after each set he would walk from one end of the room to the other while screaming under his breath.
Fccking annoying. I doubt that lady will bring her mom anymore because they left after like 10 minutes of it.
BrotherBurly
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There's these two guys at my gym that work out together and wear a belt for literally every lift, no **** you'll see em belted up for dumbells curls
Brandinooooo
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Hahaha there are a couple guys like that at my gym. They'll out it on in front of everyone and then pull their shirt over it to try and hide it.
Theyre also the guys that never workout legs. Ever.
hairygrandpa
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Since two weeks ago I see that guy at the gym.
7 feet tall, fat and pencil legs. Never saw such thin legs on a dude that big in my life!
He ALWAYS does curling, only curling... Zbar, DB's and watching his wobbly arms in the mirror.
As I know, he at least works out 4 days a week, curling those 40lbs zbar -or whatnot.
Lets see if I can sneak up on him and take a pic.
7 feet tall, fat and pencil legs. Never saw such thin legs on a dude that big in my life!
He ALWAYS does curling, only curling... Zbar, DB's and watching his wobbly arms in the mirror.
As I know, he at least works out 4 days a week, curling those 40lbs zbar -or whatnot.
Lets see if I can sneak up on him and take a pic.
Brandinooooo
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Dooo it
CorpKiller
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BrotherBurly
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It wasn't a rest for him, it was a rest for the weights
Joe12
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This one is not a D-bag thing, maybe they have a weak back?
BamBam0319
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Wut? Why would that make them tools? Haha half my workouts are composed of supersets and I work out alone most of the time so I don't talk, or even sit on my phone.
rascal14
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Not as long as they're actually supersetting. If you take 5 minutes between each "set" I'm stealing whatever you're on if I need it.
Joe12
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It was a personal question, im the superset guy that takes up two things and runs back and forth.... just making sure I'm not the dbag hahaha
Sometime I feel a little guilty doing it, but other time I just get in the zone don't give a fuc.
Mowglisml
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This. Some people take advantage. No longer a superset.
Also, When I superset I try and space the pieces of equipment as close as possible to each other so you can at least be there to say you are supersetting.
CorpKiller
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Nope. Not a dbag but maybe a tad bit annoying.
BlockBuilder
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Girl in the gym doing squats to get a butt pump then immediately grabbing her phone to take a selfie and does a fist pump and goes "yessss omg" and runs over to her friend to show her the pic that she's about to post on Instagram. I swear she did a total of two sets in 15 minutes. Most of her time was spent talking. These people do nothing but take up space, never sweating, always talking, on their phones, full makeup and perfume. So much perfume it's nauseating
Mowglisml
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But u were still looking
Haha jk. Yea so dumb when they do that. At least she was squatting some girls at my gym do nothing but isolation work... all the time. No results
TMloc
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Or what about the *******s that strategically place themselves in your space so they can catch get a comparison visual in the mirror. What about the guy that ask you can he work in with you but only does 1 set then bounce ( but he was only trying get a strength comparison with you)
I mean this the type of douchbag sh** I deal with at my gym..
I mean this the type of douchbag sh** I deal with at my gym..
Yomo
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bastards...I deal with this kind of guy literally everyday...always wants to work in for a set and leave...
...then again...I train in my basement....alone....but still.....dbag.
Mowglisml
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Lmfao!
