Douchebags at the gym...

puccah8808 said:
Me, three! My friend has been bugging me to train with her but I don't have the energy to bs, I want to get in and out.
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McCrew wants to get "in and out" too. Too bad he already "ectoplasmed" all over his screen from flicking his wrist at your avi! Lol! :p
 
lukehayd said:
McCrew wants to get "in and out" too. Too bad he already "ectoplasmed" all over his screen from flicking his wrist at your avi! Lol! :p
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Haha, omg!!!!!
 
lukehayd said:
McCrew wants to get "in and out" too. Too bad he already "ectoplasmed" all over his screen from flicking his wrist at your avi! Lol! :p
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Flicking my wrist What am I playing basketball? LOL I am like a QB my power comes from my shoulder and my core.
 
Had a new d-bag in the gym today. Dude was doing cleans with 95 lbs (total weight) and then when he got to his mid-chest on the way down, just dropped the bar. Every time.
 
puccah8808 said:
Me, three! My friend has been bugging me to train with her but I don't have the energy to bs, I want to get in and out.
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My budy just started with me its really nice now I load and unload the weight faster. Since he has to be at work at 630 there no bro talk other than "more weight" yep
 
lukehayd said:
Eh, not really, I thought you were trying to be like Buffalo Bill and tucking it or something. ?? So when's your next IFBB show? Hahahahaha!
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Not sure? my bulk didn't go so well I cultivated too much mass. you saw my Cameo on family guy right? Ya you saw it you little stalker.
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A group of players from the local footy (football) club came in with their jerseys and shorts. The footy shorts are very short and well, one of them didnt have ANYTHING on underneath lol. like you can see bits when he sat down on the bench or stretching. Trying so hard not to laugh haha

oh and someone asked me today 'how much does the pole weigh'? I have never heard a barbell called a 'pole' before :)
 
choccyswag said:
A group of players from the local footy (football) club came in with their jerseys and shorts. The footy shorts are very short and well, one of them didnt have ANYTHING on underneath lol. like you can see bits when he sat down on the bench or stretching. Trying so hard not to laugh haha

oh and someone asked me today 'how much does the pole weigh'? I have never heard a barbell called a 'pole' before :)
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This is not the first time I read you checking out men bits..lol
 
Everytime I walk into my gym there are weights just laying around...wait I workout at home by myself, damn it I am the douchebag!!!
 
BigRed1974 said:
Everytime I walk into my gym there are weights just laying around...wait I workout at home by myself, damn it I am the douchebag!!!
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Haha, awesome!!!
 
choccyswag said:
A group of players from the local footy (football) club came in with their jerseys and shorts. The footy shorts are very short and well, one of them didnt have ANYTHING on underneath lol. like you can see bits when he sat down on the bench or stretching. Trying so hard not to laugh haha

oh and someone asked me today 'how much does the pole weigh'? I have never heard a barbell called a 'pole' before :)
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Yea and I bet these fruity ****s didn't wipe his nutsack sweat off the benches either. If I ever see something like this I'm gonna say something. Disgusting
 
BigRed1974 said:
Everytime I walk into my gym there are weights just laying around...wait I workout at home by myself, damn it I am the douchebag!!!
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Well, I'm gonna be the douchebag for a while. Just bought my daughter the He-Man and the masters of the universe set volumes one and two. 40 episodes in all. Now, when I fail on a lift, I'm gonna hold up my water bottle and yell, "By the power of Grey Skull! I have the POWER!!!" Then slam the weights around.
 
JeremyNG25 said:
Yea and I bet these fruity ****s didn't wipe his nutsack sweat off the benches either. If I ever see something like this I'm gonna say something. Disgusting
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haha the first thing I do when i rock to work is spray and wipe every surface with sanitising spray. I don't want to catch germs off any guys lol
 
My friends know better but if I had a spotter who did this to me, I'd drop the f'n bar, turn around, and beat the living sh*t out of them.


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smithstetics said:
Man sweat is proven to increase anabolicness by 150% per square inch of swaet
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Not always. I had a buddy spotting me on bench one day. He was leaning over and on my last rep, which I was straining some, a bead of sweat fell off his forehead onto my face. I dropped that bar right on my chest! If man sweat did what you said, that would have been an easy rep.
 
AntM1564 said:
Not always. I had a buddy spotting me on bench one day. He was leaning over and on my last rep, which I was straining some, a bead of sweat fell off his forehead onto my face. I dropped that bar right on my chest! If man sweat did what you said, that would have been an easy rep.
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if you refer back to my post, it must be exactly one square inch
 
i talked to the owner of the gym, and he put up a sign in the free weight area:

"if you are too weak to put your weights away, please ask the fitness staff and the girls will be more than happy to help you"

WIN lol
 
High School must be out cuz dbags are Rollin in packs of 3-5 all on their phones taken pics of their 150lb frame
 
fame126 said:
High School must be out cuz dbags are Rollin in packs of 3-5 all on their phones taken pics of their 150lb frame
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Oh, yes! I made the mistake of going to the gym right after work the other day and every machine was taken.
 
puccah8808 said:
My friends know better but if I had a spotter who did this to me, I'd drop the f'n bar, turn around, and beat the living sh*t out of them.


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I would never do that... However, I do occasionally tea bag my wife when she's doing dumbbell presses.
 
Not really d-baggy, but who in the hell carries a 5 lb tub of whey in their gym bag on the gym floor. Especially a crap brand. Taking post workout shake to the next level!
 
AntM1564 said:
Not really d-baggy, but who in the hell carries a 5 lb tub of whey in their gym bag on the gym floor. Especially a crap brand. Taking post workout shake to the next level!
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Douchebaggey yes. But can we really blame the guy? He's been brainwashed by the fitness industry into believing if you don't have your post workout shake immediately after your workout then you won't see any results because you missed the golden window. 90 percent of all people in the gym have been brainwashed heavily by the fitness industry and its very very hard to break off from that way of thinking. I still struggle with it sometimes
 
JeremyNG25 said:
Douchebaggey yes. But can we really blame the guy? He's been brainwashed by the fitness industry into believing if you don't have your post workout shake immediately after your workout then you won't see any results because you missed the golden window. 90 percent of all people in the gym have been brainwashed heavily by the fitness industry and its very very hard to break off from that way of thinking. I still struggle with it sometimes
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What made me lol even more was it was MP Iron Whey line.
 
AntM1564 said:
What made me lol even more was it was MP Iron Whey line.
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They sell this at Muay Thai. I was the owner hype it up to a kid about it being the best supps out there. I ****ing looked at him like wtf?!? Are you serious?!?
 
Does anyone else ever play along with the douchebags... Just to humor yourself? "Dang how can I get that good of form?!"
 
use2Bfat said:
Does anyone else ever play along with the douchebags... Just to humor yourself? "Dang how can I get that good of form?!"
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I have.

Wow, omg, you're so strong. Can I take a pic of your form?! I want to compare my form to yours.
 
use2Bfat said:
"Okay, but first I'm going to increase the weight."

Btw. Start logging these pictures you take of people.. Do us all a favor. Please!
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Lol, I did a long time ago. :D
 
fame126 said:
High School must be out cuz dbags are Rollin in packs of 3-5 all on their phones taken pics of their 150lb frame
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My gym has less people in it now. I like it this way. The other day, I was the only one in there for a good 30 minutes or more before someone else showed up.
 
lukehayd said:
My gym has less people in it now. I like it this way. The other day, I was the only one in there for a good 30 minutes or more before someone else showed up.
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The bad thing about my new gym is that it's small and doesn't have a lot of equipment. The good thing is that 90% of the people there are older and only do cardio. :D
 
JeremyNG25 said:
Douchebaggey yes. But can we really blame the guy? He's been brainwashed by the fitness industry into believing if you don't have your post workout shake immediately after your workout then you won't see any results because you missed the golden window. 90 percent of all people in the gym have been brainwashed heavily by the fitness industry and its very very hard to break off from that way of thinking. I still struggle with it sometimes
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Wow...I'd hate to hear what you think of my 10 lb. bag of whey I drag around with me every workout.
 
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