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Douchebags at the gym...

ryane87 said:
Not a douche. It's the Troll in you. Sometimes trolling people is fun. haha
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Haha, I am pretty good at trolling. I convinced a few girls that you can get pregnant through a*al and he*d. :D
 
puccah8808 said:
Haha, I am pretty good at trolling. I convinced a few girls that you can get pregnant through a*al and he*d. :D
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You can get pregnant through an*l. That's how lawyers and politicians are bred.
 
EatMoar said:
Hellllll ya!
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I don't know if you play battlefield 4, but trolling on that game is amazing. haha finding campers and setting them on fire with my repair torch or killing them with my defibrillator.
 
My friend wants to lose 10 lbs so she went to GNC to look for some diet pills. They sold her some diuretic pills. I was like babe, you're gonna lose 10 lbs of water?
 
MANdrew said:
And she'll gain it right back when she's done taking the pills and blame it on genetics :(
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She sweats like crazy. We were in the sauna for 10 mins and she was drenched while I barely perspired, and I was in a hoodie!
 
puccah8808 said:
My friend wants to lose 10 lbs so she went to GNC to look for some diet pills. They sold her some diuretic pills. I was like babe, you're gonna lose 10 lbs of water?
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Tell her that she doesn't need diet pulls she needs to get your work ethic and her diet right.
 
McCrew530 said:
Tell her that she doesn't need diet pulls she needs to get your work ethic and her diet right.
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Lol, I don't think she has 10 lbs to lose but she thinks she does. 4'8-110lbs.
 
Tried out a new gym during lunch. Every single machine has plates on them and most of them are empty. Nobody can put their plates back??!
 
puccah8808 said:
Tried out a new gym during lunch. Every single machine has plates on them and most of them are empty. Nobody can put their plates back??!
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Don't worry. If they are too lazy to put their plates away, they'll eventually fall out of going to the gym.
 
ryane87 said:
Don't worry. If they are too lazy to put their plates away, they'll eventually fall out of going to the gym.
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All the benches, squat rack, power rack, and hack squat had weights on them. Everything was mixed up and I had to walk around just to look for a 10lb plate. They also had collars just laying around on the floor.
 
puccah8808 said:
Tried out a new gym during lunch. Every single machine has plates on them and most of them are empty. Nobody can put their plates back??!
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puccah8808 said:
All the benches, squat rack, power rack, and hack squat had weights on them. Everything was mixed up and I had to walk around just to look for a 10lb plate. They also had collars just laying around on the floor.
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You go to my gym now?
 
I go to a 24 hour gym, and this morning I walked in at a little after 2am. Nobody was there, it was completely empty... And I was surprised, it looked like most weights had been racked and mostly everything was put away nicely. Then I walk past a bench and see that one side is completely empty, and the other side has ONE 45lb plate on it. I kinda laughed and took it off and put it away, and then when I got to the squat rack I noticed that the bar on it had one 5lb plate on one side and two tens on the other. Seriously? What kind of lopsided mother****er has been using this gym?! Benching and squatting all janky like...
 
MANdrew said:
I go to a 24 hour gym, and this morning I walked in at a little after 2am. Nobody was there, it was completely empty... And I was surprised, it looked like most weights had been racked and mostly everything was put away nicely. Then I walk past a bench and see that one side is completely empty, and the other side has ONE 45lb plate on it. I kinda laughed and took it off and put it away, and then when I got to the squat rack I noticed that the bar on it had one 5lb plate on one side and two tens on the other. Seriously? What kind of lopsided mother****er has been using this gym?! Benching and squatting all janky like...
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Lol, that's how it was today! All the machines usually have equal unracked plates. It's was all crazy today! A 35 here, a 45 there, 10s are nowhere to be found, 2.5s don't exist....
 
puccah8808 said:
Lol, that's how it was today! All the machines usually have equal unracked plates. It's was all crazy today! A 35 here, a 45 there, 10s are nowhere to be found, 2.5s don't exist....
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Finding a 2.5 in my gym is like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You seriously have to dig through stacks of unmatched 45's and 10's and MAYBE you'll find one. But then you have to go find another somewhere else... I'm thinking about buying a pair of 2.5's and a pair of decent clips and just keeping those in my gym bag so I never have to waste 20 minutes looking for either ever again
 
MANdrew said:
Finding a 2.5 in my gym is like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You seriously have to dig through stacks of unmatched 45's and 10's and MAYBE you'll find one. But then you have to go find another somewhere else... I'm thinking about buying a pair of 2.5's and a pair of decent clips and just keeping those in my gym bag so I never have to waste 20 minutes looking for either ever again
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You know I thought about the same thing. My gym has 3 2.5lb plates. They are so hard to find. I like to use them for my rotator cuff exercises before upper body days.
 
ryane87 said:
You know I thought about the same thing. My gym has 3 2.5lb plates. They are so hard to find. I like to use them for my rotator cuff exercises before upper body days.
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3 2.5's? Hahaha somebody just ran off with one? "I need this, I'll bring it back"
 
MANdrew said:
Finding a 2.5 in my gym is like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. You seriously have to dig through stacks of unmatched 45's and 10's and MAYBE you'll find one. But then you have to go find another somewhere else... I'm thinking about buying a pair of 2.5's and a pair of decent clips and just keeping those in my gym bag so I never have to waste 20 minutes looking for either ever again
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Those and clips are hard to find in my gym. The personal trainers lock them up in a cabinet they only have keys to...
 
AntM1564 said:
Those and clips are hard to find in my gym. The personal trainers lock them up in a cabinet they only have keys to...
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The "crossfit" gym I went to, hid their bucket of chalk in the back because they didn't want people to waste it.
 
puccah8808 said:
The "crossfit" gym I went to, hid their bucket of chalk in the back because they didn't want people to waste it.
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I do that in my gym. People toss more of it on the floor than on their hands.... But I also bought all the chalk, so I can play that card
 
I found a strongman gym 20 minutes away from me... I may have to switch from La fitness, but man Lafit is 7 minutes from my house :,(
 
EatMoar said:
I found a strongman gym 20 minutes away from me... I may have to switch from La fitness, but man Lafit is 7 minutes from my house :,(
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Yeah I know how you feel. I have the option to go to either a foo foo crappy gym right across the street, or drive 30-40 minutes into town for the gym. I chose the long drive, because the people that lift there are definitely a lot more oriented towards my goals than the people that work in the gym that shuts down twice a day for Pilates classes and Tae Bo or whatever they do
 
MANdrew said:
Yeah I know how you feel. I have the option to go to either a foo foo crappy gym right across the street, or drive 30-40 minutes into town for the gym. I chose the long drive, because the people that lift there are definitely a lot more oriented towards my goals than the people that work in the gym that shuts down twice a day for Pilates classes and Tae Bo or whatever they do
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Damn dude I can drive to the east coast Mecca for 25 mins but I can't justify that drive, even though I love it there.
 
EatMoar said:
Damn dude I can drive to the east coast Mecca for 25 mins but I can't justify that drive, even though I love it there.
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Yeah man I live in the middle of nowhere, so a good gym is pretty hard to come by. Plus the gym across the street has dumbells that only go up to 50 so I'd rather not be limited to being a ***** hahaha
 
Wrivest said:
I do that in my gym. People toss more of it on the floor than on their hands.... But I also bought all the chalk, so I can play that card
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Boooooo!!!!!! :P
 
EatMoar said:
I found a strongman gym 20 minutes away from me... I may have to switch from La fitness, but man Lafit is 7 minutes from my house :,(
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There's 2 of my gym on the same blvd., just 10 miles apart from each other. I go to the further one just because it's not as busy and more relaxed about their rules. :D
 
puccah8808 said:
There's 2 of my gym on the same blvd., just 10 miles apart from each other. I go to the further one just because it's not as busy and more relaxed about their rules. :D
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I'm guessing you're from California, because when I lived there, there were more gyms than freakin gas stations
 
MANdrew said:
I'm guessing you're from California, because when I lived there, there were more gyms than freakin gas stations
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Lol. I'm from LA. I work at a gym that's two doors down from a Crossfit gym and right around the corner from a 24 hour fitness. Gyms are everywhere here.
 
MANdrew said:
I'm guessing you're from California, because when I lived there, there were more gyms than freakin gas stations
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Lol, yep! Gyms, gas stations, and nail salons. :D
 
PumpHouse said:
Lol. I'm from LA. I work at a gym that's two doors down from a Crossfit gym and right around the corner from a 24 hour fitness. Gyms are everywhere here.
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Yeah man, I used to live in Orange County and it was exactly like that. You could drive for five minutes straight and probably count 10 gyms on one street. I miss that!
 
Just started a job right across the Hudson river across from NYC... Nothing but crossfit gyms. I wanted to find a gym for the days when traffic is too ****ty to head right home :(
 
I was trying to squat in the power rack but some dude was in there doing upright rows, the. He curled, then he did more curls for 40 minutes. I flipped him off.
 
EatMoar said:
I was trying to squat in the power rack but some dude was in there doing upright rows, the. He curled, then he did more curls for 40 minutes. I flipped him off.
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I feel really bad sometimes when I take up a power rack for more than 30 minutes.... But I'm always doing tons of squats or rack pulls or maybe heavy shrugs, and whenever I see someone waiting on me I always hurry up and finish. But it seems like every time I do that, the mofo is ALWAYS doing curls.
 
I had a guy taking up ours the other day for an hour, but he was really working his ass off in there. Doing the things you're supposed to, lol. Plus he plays for the Eagles and is training for the season so he's basically the anti power rack douche.
 
MANdrew said:
I feel really bad sometimes when I take up a power rack for more than 30 minutes.... But I'm always doing tons of squats or rack pulls or maybe heavy shrugs, and whenever I see someone waiting on me I always hurry up and finish. But it seems like every time I do that, the mofo is ALWAYS doing curls.
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Ya i usually only need the power rack
 
nicksox15 said:
I had a guy taking up ours the other day for an hour, but he was really working his ass off in there. Doing the things you're supposed to, lol. Plus he plays for the Eagles and is training for the season so he's basically the anti power rack douche.
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I'm ok with guys taking up a rack if they are working. It's when they stop to chat or text or try circuit training then I lose my sh*t. I'm not one to hesitate to tell guys when they need to move along either. You're either in the rack working or get out.
 
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