Douchebags at the gym...

DangerDave said:
Good sex, cheat meals and an empty gym. The list of things that make my day
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I prefer some dome before the gym so I'm not tired. A sick workout with no one there, plow my girlfriend like no other afterwards and a good meal. This would be a good day.
 
Ahhhhh.... Morning he*d.... :P
 
Sex before cardio is great but I can't have sex before I go lift. It throws me off. Now after?... Dif story
 
Meh...sex before or after has never really effected me but i do feel like a God after lifting all pumped up and ish
 
buff.girl said:
Meh...sex before or after has never really effected me but i do feel like a God after lifting all pumped up and ish
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I love that feeling. I get a whole body pump from sex and I usually like to add agamtine and l theanine beforehand or else I'll last for hours lol. So I get a huge pump before the gym and it feels awesome.
 
EatMoar said:
I love that feeling. I get a whole body pump from sex and I usually like to add agamtine and l theanine beforehand or else I'll last for hours lol. So I get a huge pump before the gym and it feels awesome.
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I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
 
hardwork25 said:
I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
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Omg! I just pictured this and it cracked me up!!!! Lmao
 
hardwork25 said:
I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
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Sumpthin' wrong with you man.....lol
 
hardwork25 said:
I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
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hardwork25 said:
I work out at 5 am so I like to come home after and wake her up with me standing over her face beating it like a champ and making low muffled humming noises.

Scares and excites the $hit out of them at the same time. Hahaha
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Haha classic bro. Lmao
 
Was doing fst-7 today when some dbag asked me if I was using the 115 lb dumbbells I had sitting on my thighs about to incline press today. I told him I had one more set and I'd bring em over when I was done (which I thought was pretty nice). Repped out my 12 reps and dropped off the weights, then sat down for a sec; looked over and the dude is yelling "light weight baby" like he's ronnie coleman. He goes to incline the dbs and has his butt and back a foot or two off the back of the bench. He got the weight up like 6" then they started dropping; even with his spotter lifting as hard as he could he didn't even come close to lifting it.

I go back to get some dumbbells for flies and dude is like "thanks for making me look like a bitch" lol
 
Another chick came up to me and asked if she can feel my thigh. It makes me feel totally weird, like when people go up to pregnant chicks and ask to rub their bellies. :/
 
puccah8808 said:
Another chick came up to me and asked if she can feel my thigh. It makes me feel totally weird, like when people go up to pregnant chicks and ask to rub their bellies. :/
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My wifes preggers now-shes about fed up with stranger belly rubbing. But shes too nice so she just comes and yells to me about it lol
 
MANotaur said:
My wifes preggers now-shes about fed up with stranger belly rubbing. But shes too nice so she just comes and yells to me about it lol
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congrats, mine too.... I pity the poor bastard that tries to rub her belly!! I'm pretty sure they won't have a hand left!
 
MANotaur said:
My wifes preggers now-shes about fed up with stranger belly rubbing. But shes too nice so she just comes and yells to me about it lol
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To bad they don't walk up and rub your dick and say good job
 
So typical monday evening at my gym. Curling in the squat rack, boyband lifters, texters, talkers, women stalkers, the obese girl in tank top and XS leggings even crawled from her cave to show up. Great day... everyone was doing arms and chest, I had a great leg workout.
 
not on topic and I dunno if it's against the rules or not but I just noticed a certain one deal a day site for supplements is going out of business and selling off a bunch of stuff back to back right now. thought I'd let ya'll know.
 
tjbruno said:
not on topic and I dunno if it's against the rules or not but I just noticed a certain one deal a day site for supplements is going out of business and selling off a bunch of stuff back to back right now. thought I'd let ya'll know.
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Ok...and now your the douche for not telling us the site
 
DangerDave said:
So typical monday evening at my gym. Curling in the squat rack, boyband lifters, texters, talkers, women stalkers, the obese girl in tank top and XS leggings even crawled from her cave to show up. Great day... everyone was doing arms and chest, I had a great leg workout.
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Ahhhh... The Victoria Secret yoga pants with the word PINNNNNNNNNK on the butt! :D
 
puccah8808 said:
Ahhhh... The Victoria Secret yoga pants with the word PINNNNNNNNNK on the butt! :D
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Nope just the VS leggings.. hers actual said "I Heart Cake".

I was recently educated on the difference in legging and yoga pants. My gyno actually flared up once I understood because I was less of a man haha
 
Glad we got chest out of the way yesterday :)

Our gym surprisingly doesn't have a lot of ppl curling in the squat rack; I'm actually ok with ppl doing it as long as they're curling more than 135, but ppl curling the bar in the squat rack is some bullsht

DangerDave said:
So typical monday evening at my gym. Curling in the squat rack, boyband lifters, texters, talkers, women stalkers, the obese girl in tank top and XS leggings even crawled from her cave to show up. Great day... everyone was doing arms and chest, I had a great leg workout.
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DangerDave said:
Nope just the VS leggings.. hers actual said "I Heart Cake". I was recently educated on the difference in legging and yoga pants. My gyno actually flared up once I understood because I was less of a man haha
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volleyball shorts are the new yoga pants, it's almost unfair to be around them!
 
Mystere3 said:
Glad we got chest out of the way yesterday :)

Our gym surprisingly doesn't have a lot of ppl curling in the squat rack; I'm actually ok with ppl doing it as long as they're curling more than 135, but ppl curling the bar in the squat rack is some bullsht
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Yeah it depends on the weight. It was actually a power rack and he had 35s and he was like a 50 yo man strict curlin that sh*t. Didn't make me mad just observed it. I was kinda impressed actually lol
 
Nice. At my old gym there was this huge ass ex-cop who was clearly using who would put up enormous weight on curls in the squat rack; he'd cheat curl 2 plates like nobody's business.
 
Mystere3 said:
Nice. At my old gym there was this huge ass ex-cop who was clearly using who would put up enormous weight on curls in the squat rack; he'd cheat curl 2 plates like nobody's business.
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That's bro as hell. I got no problem with people curling huge weight in the squat rack. As long as if I need to squat they are willing to move. I get it... you don't want to keep picking a bar loaded with weight up to curl (even tho you are in a gym). Also most gym don't have legit squat racks anyways. They are usually adjustable power racks and multi use racks.. so I'm easy going about it all.... so long as its not my leg day
 
My friend sent me a video of his 855 lbs leg press( calf workout) and I asked what his max squat was. He replied, "225." My reply, "Ah, yah!!! Great job!" Smh
 
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