Douchebags at the gym...

My god saw this girl, about 30s, running. She had to have 36ddddddd boobies with no sports bra. Those things were like bouncy melons. Guess I'm the dbag for staring but holy lord she looks like she dominates in the bed room lol.
 
EatMoar said:
My god saw this girl, about 30s, running. She had to have 36ddddddd boobies with no sports bra. Those things were like bouncy melons. Guess I'm the dbag for staring but holy lord she looks like she dominates in the bed room lol.
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Did she have a black eye?

"Hey how'd you get that black eye girl?"
Her- "running on a treadmill without a sports bra"

Hahaha
 
hands down to the guy wiping off the invisible sweat with his shirt to show his abs to every girl he sees in the gym
 
danielc said:
hands down to the guy wiping off the invisible sweat with his shirt to show his abs to every girl he sees in the gym
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We've got one of those at my gym but he's a highschool kid. He will literally run on the treadmill with his arms tucked in the shirt somewhat pulled up... ****ing dork..
 
jack_black said:
except a D;ck watcher
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That don't bother me. Hey I'm sexy so if they can't help but stare who am I to complain? I never asked to see the morons abs while he wipes invisible sweat off his face.... when my gym gives out free towels.
 
danielc said:
I don't look at it I just notice in my peripheral vision
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Oh I look at them and my facial expression screams YOURE A ****ING ***GOT as I laugh out loud shake my head and say ****ing ***got relatively loud so they know what's up not once but twice. I've done this to some of the biggest guys at my gym. Not one **** is given by me I find it hilarious watching some of these overgrown baboons walking around like they're hot shyt but are broke as **** and drive pieces of shyt like a used Honda from 1990..it's hilarious watching some huge guy trying to fit into a tiny vehicle
 
Anyone who gets hype listening to that mackle guy is a douche
 
hvactech said:
Anyone who gets hype listening to that mackle guy is a douche
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fact. they play some wierd sh*t at the gyms here. I think the people that work there think its a dance club. Some of the rap songs are raunchy (I dont care since I listen to rap too) BUT that is ok to play but god forbid a rock song swears.... thats the end of the world but I can hear songs about sex and drugs and thats ok but no swearing.
 
Some dude today was spouting rap lyrics that were ficking funny. I've never seen anyone do that so explicitly
 
threeFs said:
I rarely see or hear anything when I'm training.
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I took my headphones off for a second while I was refilling water. Usually I have my headphones up and talk and hear no one but this was a special case.

I hate seeing friends at the gym though. I feel obligated to talk to them but it kills my focus. So I don't and I feel bad lol
 
Awe... This PL kid came up to me tonight and asked about my program. He said that he's been watching me train for a while and wanted to train with me. Awww... :) I have a spotter now and he knows not to touch the damn bar!!!! :D
 
puccah8808 said:
Awe... This PL kid came up to me tonight and asked about my program. He said that he's been watching me train for a while and wanted to train with me. Awww... :) I have a spotter now and he knows not to touch the damn bar!!!! :D
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This PL you're talking about.. what does it stand for o.o
My best guesses:
-power level
-pretty light
-***** lover

Lord I hope pl isn't something offensive.
 
IrishSoldier said:
This PL you're talking about.. what does it stand for o.o
My best guesses:
-power level
-pretty light
-***** lover

Lord I hope pl isn't something offensive.
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Lol, power lifter :D
 
puccah8808 said:
Pepperoni and pineapple!
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The fuaq is the matter with you?? How dare you ruin a perfectly good pepperoni pie like that.

The pefect pizza=exrta pepperoni, extra cheese, exrra mushrooms, and black olives all on a huge foldable ny style hand tossed crust...

Yessssss
 
MANotaur said:
The fuaq is the matter with you?? How dare you ruin a perfectly good pepperoni pie like that.

The pefect pizza=exrta pepperoni, extra cheese, exrra mushrooms, and black olives all on a huge foldable ny style hand tossed crust...

Yessssss
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This guy obviously hasn't had a proper Chicago pie. The only thing you fold is your pride after you're defeated by the monstrosity
 
MANotaur said:
The fuaq is the matter with you?? How dare you ruin a perfectly good pepperoni pie like that.

The pefect pizza=exrta pepperoni, extra cheese, exrra mushrooms, and black olives all on a huge foldable ny style hand tossed crust...

Yessssss
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Yuck! Olives are gross...
 
threeFs said:
This guy obviously hasn't had a proper Chicago pie. The only thing you fold is your pride after you're defeated by the monstrosity
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Your right I havent had a proper one! I want to give it a try though! Its gonna be some kind of interesting how it compares to a tru blue ny slice off a paper plate lol.

Any suggestions for my first go with it??
 
MANotaur said:
Your right I havent had a proper one! I want to give it a try though! Its gonna be some kind of interesting how it compares to a tru blue ny slice off a paper plate lol.

Any suggestions for my first go with it??
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Mail order...not as good as fresh but packed in dry ice. 1800-Lou-to-Go
Lou Malnati's but you gotta pay to play
 
I make a whole grain crust, cover it with sauce and 1lb of 98% turkey and fat free cheese. Fits my macros and gets rid of pizza cravings
 
just got two tubs of choc. cookie pro antium on the cheap, i feel like a douche for how excited this made me
 
I hate La fitness. That is all.

Not really but I couldn't stop laughing today. This dude walks in, he's orange first of all, it's ****ing winter here! He rolls his sleeves up to do some curls for the girls. This dude looks like he shot so much synthol in this arms. His arms were huge and round, 0 veins, and he had no mass anywhere else. His arms were red to, odd. Small legs. This guy strut around like he was the king of the jersey shore numnuts.

Then se ****ing ***got was curling behind me while I was dead lifting. Okay I didn't mind but then he started talking on his phone and leaning on the rack. DUDE **** OFF I SWEAR TO GOD.

I was doing farmers walks and had my bag and weights in a corner where there is a room, all glass windows. I'm cooped up in this corner about to grab my weights to farmers walk. Dude runs up, 3 inches away from me, peers in the window to check some girl out with a huge azz. I tell this guy to step off I'm trying to work here. He leaves, not a word.

****ing Christ.
 
Pineapple on pizza is blasphemy!! And deep dish Chicago crap pizza can toss my salad! If I wanted all that dough I would eat a loaf of bread! Thin NY style with x-cheese and pepperoni. Only sub is chicken and ham....that's the bees knees!!!
 
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