Douchebags at the gym...

Dbag or just plain epic?
 

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I have the fat guy, ballpark 400+lbs, whom I must have made eye contact with on accident. He only shows about once a month but I might as well not bother tryign to accomplish anything when he's there. Couple instances with this guy and kinda summarize our run-ins: 1) While I was doing a set of lat pull downs, he stands right next to me and starts doing "standing inclined push-ups" (best name I could come up with to paint the picture) while telling me how once he lost 30 lbs working out for a month. 2) This one is my fav and the guys there that witnessed will not let me forget, I was standing on front of a mirror doing 21's with a curl bar and on my last set of 7 fulls, he walks up beside me and goes into a full Front Double Bicep Pose and completely throws off my concentration cause I started laughing (seriously who the fk does that!!)

Those of you beware he is easily spotted cause he has a homemade tattoo on his right arm "FLEX" written in about sz 8 font.
 
Phantom Z said:
I have the fat guy, ballpark 400+lbs, whom I must have made eye contact with on accident. He only shows about once a month but I might as well not bother tryign to accomplish anything when he's there. Couple instances with this guy and kinda summarize our run-ins: 1) While I was doing a set of lat pull downs, he stands right next to me and starts doing "standing inclined push-ups" (best name I could come up with to paint the picture) while telling me how once he lost 30 lbs working out for a month. 2) This one is my fav and the guys there that witnessed will not let me forget, I was standing on front of a mirror doing 21's with a curl bar and on my last set of 7 fulls, he walks up beside me and goes into a full Front Double Bicep Pose and completely throws off my concentration cause I started laughing (seriously who the fk does that!!)

Those of you beware he is easily spotted cause he has a homemade tattoo on his right arm "FLEX" written in about sz 8 font.
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I lold at the flex tattoo
 
So I finish my workout yesterday morning, walk into the locker room to get ready to shower. My gym bag is on the bench, no one else is in the locker room, which is pretty small, BTW. I am standing facing the bench while I undress. This new year resolutioner comes in and sits right next to my bag. I continue undressing. Mind you, I am standing facing the bench, and this dude is sitting on the bench facing me, neither of us has said a word. I pull off my fruit of the looms and the guy, who is now pretty much eye level with my junk says "Wow, now that's a great idea!". I am totally thrown off by this and just say "EXCUSE ME?". He looks down and says "putting that small towel on the ground so you don't have to touch the cold wet tile floor with your bare feet"

Pheww......that was a close one. So I may be a douche bag for jumping to conclusions, but he was still a douche for invading my personal space.....which is the entire gym of course. :)
 
SXIPro said:
So I finish my workout yesterday morning, walk into the locker room to get ready to shower. My gym bag is on the bench, no one else is in the locker room, which is pretty small, BTW. I am standing facing the bench while I undress. This new year resolutioner comes in and sits right next to my bag. I continue undressing. Mind you, I am standing facing the bench, and this dude is sitting on the bench facing me, neither of us has said a word. I pull off my fruit of the looms and the guy, who is now pretty much eye level with my junk says "Wow, now that's a great idea!". I am totally thrown off by this and just say "EXCUSE ME?". He looks down and says "putting that small towel on the ground so you don't have to touch the cold wet tile floor with your bare feet"

Pheww......that was a close one. So I may be a douche bag for jumping to conclusions, but he was still a douche for invading my personal space.....which is the entire gym of course. :)
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Hahahahaha epic bro
 
McCrew530 said:
All the new people at my gym were doing legs today! Wtf is with all the motivation. There was a girl front squatting 185 today for reps it was crazy and I had a convo with an Indian guy (dot not feather) about deep breathing it was an awesome day at the gym
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Same thing in my gym with the New Years people which I think motivates myself more as well...plus at least 4 attractive females have joined too which is a nice thing.
 
theOCdude said:
Same thing in my gym with the New Years people which I think motivates myself more as well...plus at least 4 attractive females have joined too which is a nice thing.[/QUOTEmaybe you can do something super douchetastic like take picture of these new beauties bending over and post them in a thread maybe call it eyecandy or motivation . Thanks in advance ocdude
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Don't think I want to, but another awesome New Years person yesterday. A guy about in his 80's was working out in a chair cause he can't walk or even stand well but he wants to improve his body. Lets hear your excuse for not working out again guys?
 
theOCdude said:
Don't think I want to, but another awesome New Years person yesterday. A guy about in his 80's was working out in a chair cause he can't walk or even stand well but he wants to improve his body. Lets hear your excuse for not working out again guys?
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That's pretty badass. Kinda psychs me up to read that. I'll probably burst in through the gym wall tonight Kool Aid man style.
 
Phantom Z said:
I have the fat guy, ballpark 400+lbs, whom I must have made eye contact with on accident. He only shows about once a month but I might as well not bother tryign to accomplish anything when he's there. Couple instances with this guy and kinda summarize our run-ins: 1) While I was doing a set of lat pull downs, he stands right next to me and starts doing "standing inclined push-ups" (best name I could come up with to paint the picture) while telling me how once he lost 30 lbs working out for a month. 2) This one is my fav and the guys there that witnessed will not let me forget, I was standing on front of a mirror doing 21's with a curl bar and on my last set of 7 fulls, he walks up beside me and goes into a full Front Double Bicep Pose and completely throws off my concentration cause I started laughing (seriously who the fk does that!!)

Those of you beware he is easily spotted cause he has a homemade tattoo on his right arm "FLEX" written in about sz 8 font.
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maybe he has the hawts for you? watch out
 
theOCdude said:
Don't think I want to, but another awesome New Years person yesterday. A guy about in his 80's was working out in a chair cause he can't walk or even stand well but he wants to improve his body. Lets hear your excuse for not working out again guys?
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He obviously doesn't do legs.... jk I like reading that stuff. I have no problem with older people in the gym. They are always nice and respectful, some even ask for advice.
 
dds said:
maybe he has the hawts for you? watch out
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I'll admit I do pucker up a bit when he's lurking about the gym!! LOL

Next time he's there, it may be a while since I think he came once this quarter already, I'm going to snap a pic, at least of the tattoo.
 
theOCdude said:
Don't think I want to, but another awesome New Years person yesterday. A guy about in his 80's was working out in a chair cause he can't walk or even stand well but he wants to improve his body. Lets hear your excuse for not working out again guys?
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We have one with a fake leg, very friendly, spft spoken guy and he does do leg day.
 
not dbag related but i know a lot of fellas on here serve the military, if you havent seen the movie lone survivor I recommend it highly. One of the best films I have ever seen in awhile. Much respect to anyone who serves.
 
I need to share this... don't care if it offends someone because I pissed myself at this

Swole father, who's arms be heavy. Swole be thy frame. Thy PRs come, thy workouts be done, while cutting as well as gaining. Give us our daily deadlift, and forgive us our cheat days. Just as we forgive those who curl in the squat rack. And lead us not into "functional training" but deliver us from weakness. For thine is the squat, deadlift and bench. Forever and ever. Brahmen
 
DangerDave said:
I need to share this... don't care if it offends someone because I pissed myself at this

Swole father, who's arms be heavy. Swole be thy frame. Thy PRs come, thy workouts be done, while cutting as well as gaining. Give us our daily deadlift, and forgive us our cheat days. Just as we forgive those who curl in the squat rack. And lead us not into "functional training" but deliver us from weakness. For thine is the squat, deadlift and bench. Forever and ever. Brahmen
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Brahmen*

Can we please get this made into a poster so i can order like 10 to 100 of them to place wherever i go. And then get like little wallet card sized o.ea so i can recite before i lift...please...
 
MANotaur said:
Brahmen*

Can we please get this made into a poster so i can order like 10 to 100 of them to place wherever i go. And then get like little wallet card sized o.ea so i can recite before i lift...please...
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x2 I'd put it up next to the Fast and Furious prayer: "Dear heavenly spirit, thank you for providing us with the direct port nitrous injection, four core intercoolers, ball bearing turbos, and titanium valve springs. Amen" LOL!!
 
50cent said it best " your hustling backwards if your chasing a bitch, chase the paper stupid, they come with that ****.
 
So much clap that she had applause
 
Breakups build bodybuilders. After my gf of 2 years randomly dumped me before I could unpack my bags at my new apartment at college I fell the **** off. Now I'm bigger than I've ever been, quit smoking ciggs and planning on getting cut the **** up this summer. It'll be my way of saying "**** you". Oh, plus I'm rich now too. Regardless, sorry to hear that man. Women either fix up a man's castle or **** everything up and tear down the walls.
 
IrishSoldier said:
Breakups build bodybuilders. After my gf of 2 years randomly dumped me before I could unpack my bags at my new apartment at college I fell the **** off. Now I'm bigger than I've ever been, quit smoking ciggs and planning on getting cut the **** up this summer. It'll be my way of saying "**** you". Oh, plus I'm rich now too. Regardless, sorry to hear that man. Women either fix up a man's castle or **** everything up and tear down the walls.
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the only ones broken by a women for a long time are the weak men. you gotta build yourself back up. This girl shot me down when i was 170, now im 195 and she cant stop looking at me.
 
I had a slut dump me. In the break up she called me fat. Came down from around 300lbs to 205 naturally on diet alone. Hit the iron. Hard. Started blasting a huge cycle. About 6 weeks in (2 years after the break up) I'm up to a pretty yoked 235 and this slut finds me on Facebook. She tells me how she misses me yadda yadda yadda. I got her number got her to send me pictures of her tits, sent her a shirtless of me told her she'd never have it again blocked her on fb told her to never call or text.


Moral of the story?? Who the f cares she's a dumb skank and I look(ed) great.

Oscar you'll get through this like dangerdave gets through 10mls of tren. In about a week. Lmao.

Seriously though, don't fall upon old ways, put the blinders on keep crushing the iron and all will be well.
 
superbeast668 said:
I had a slut dump me. In the break up she called me fat. Came down from around 300lbs to 205 naturally on diet alone. Hit the iron. Hard. Started blasting a huge cycle. About 6 weeks in (2 years after the break up) I'm up to a pretty yoked 235 and this slut finds me on Facebook. She tells me how she misses me yadda yadda yadda. I got her number got her to send me pictures of her tits, sent her a shirtless of me told her she'd never have it again blocked her on fb told her to never call or text.


Moral of the story?? Who the f cares she's a dumb skank and I look(ed) great.

Oscar you'll get through this like dangerdave gets through 10mls of tren. In about a week. Lmao.

Seriously though, don't fall upon old ways, put the blinders on keep crushing the iron and all will be well.
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I vote you put that slags photo up for all to see :)
 
superbeast668 said:
I had a slut dump me. In the break up she called me fat. Came down from around 300lbs to 205 naturally on diet alone. Hit the iron. Hard. Started blasting a huge cycle. About 6 weeks in (2 years after the break up) I'm up to a pretty yoked 235 and this slut finds me on Facebook. She tells me how she misses me yadda yadda yadda. I got her number got her to send me pictures of her tits, sent her a shirtless of me told her she'd never have it again blocked her on fb told her to never call or text.



Moral of the story?? Who the f cares she's a dumb skank and I look(ed) great.

Oscar you'll get through this like dangerdave gets through 10mls of tren. In about a week. Lmao.

Seriously though, don't fall upon old ways, put the blinders on keep crushing the iron and all will be well.
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I LOVE THIS ****. i think tis funny when a girl comments on how you dont have this muscle wise and then some other shallow ****. then later on once you are a ****ing animal they want you back.

women. ****ing lame, no point in caring what they think or do
 
Ok, douchebags at the gym:
4 110-120 lb highschool boys totally screwing off in the gym. If them playing grab-a$$ & being idiots wasn't bad enough, they stand at a curl rack competing to see who can do the most weight. Not even half reps either! Then they all start snickering and wispering in each others ears. I happen to see where they're looking and loe and behold, a very pronounced camel is on one of the machines. Poor little boys acted like they'd never seen that before!
Tomorrow I'm making sure my MP3 is charged up so I don't have to hear anyone!
 
lukehayd said:
Ok, douchebags at the gym:
4 110-120 lb highschool boys totally screwing off in the gym. If them playing grab-a$$ & being idiots wasn't bad enough, they stand at a curl rack competing to see who can do the most weight. Not even half reps either! Then they all start snickering and wispering in each others ears. I happen to see where they're looking and loe and behold, a very pronounced camel is on one of the machines. Poor little boys acted like they'd never seen that before!
Tomorrow I'm making sure my MP3 is charged up so I don't have to hear anyone!
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If they are 120 lbs in HS they probably havent seen one in person.
 
McCrew530 said:
If they are 120 lbs in HS they probably havent seen one in person.
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Lol! That's what I weighed in highschool and I had more than just seen one quite often before I was even in highschool. But yeah, the way they were acting, it probably was their first time!
 
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