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Driven2lift

Driven2lift

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Time for another Orbit Promotion AM! There will be a voucher good for Orbit products up for grabs yet again :)

This time around we want you to be rebels. Tell us an off-label (against directions) use for any product carried at Orbit.

Be as creative as you want, no limits here.

It could be the method it is used, the application, the dosing, a use not involving taking the supplement at all, anything.

Be sure to include a link to the product to qualify, 3 entries per day limit.
 
I like to rub EvoMuse Eviscerate on my scrotum and penis preworkout; helps with vascularity.

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I use AMS Body Mortar to build the rock walls around my wife's gardens.
 
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Jan Tana Hi-Def Glaze is awesome for brinning out that mirror like shine on my truck's rims!
 
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Quest Bars are AWESOME for when my dog is a little "backed up".
 
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WARNING-This could get Nasty

Directions Insert one capsule rectally three times daily. More if needed to achieve ultimate results.
 
NurseGray said:
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Lol does this produce stool with 'nasty mass' ?
 
Driven2lift said:
Lol does this produce stool with 'nasty mass' ?
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300% Better Absorption rate!

*Results not typical. Studies show only 1 person was actually dumb enough try this. In other news your still going to buy this crap!
 
Lol people crack me up I love you guys
 
The Solution said:
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100% true for me unfortunately lol
For me to get jacked up on Jack3d I need at least 4
 
The Solution said:
You cannot be serious??
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Unfortunately I am.
400mg caff. was my minimum lol

Worked down to a single scoop of pre and no other stims right now

Fully off stims as soon as my High Volume lands, a long overdue break
 
Driven2lift said:
Unfortunately I am.
400mg caff. was my minimum lol

Worked down to a single scoop of pre and no other stims right now

Fully off stims as soon as my High Volume lands, a long overdue break
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HA i feel you. Ive been on stims for like a year straight
 
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Eviscerate Smolder,

Rub onto fridge handle as a deterrent so dog will stop eating my food.
Helps him burn extra cals and eat less at the same time!
 
I'll link the product later, when I have enough service to load the webpage (no real service at work lol).


I usually recommend that people apply dermacrine with 1 pump to the scrotum and then other pumps to the upper back/trap area that is recommended. :thumbsup:


Also, 100% serious.


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I'm wrapping up a natadrol cycle, and I'll be damned if it didn't curb nicotine cravings. Not bull$hit either....

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May as well overdose on nitrates, get a ton of high blood pressure, and then end up in the ER to get the pump for the girls

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Guns are safe, just ask the amount of kids per year that are getting laid to rest because of them and the amount of people getting shot with shotguns.

^^ I know that is a little over the top, but welcome to america.. it scares me to death being a teacher.

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Took 6 Scoops. Found myself in the bathroom for a super dump a few minute later with Gaspari's finest pre-workout

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Morning bump!

Lets see some off-label dosing protocols/applications/product uses
 
Piston Honda said:
I like to rub EvoMuse Eviscerate on my scrotum and penis preworkout; helps with vascularity.

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Strong first comment in here!

Can't wait to read the rest of these lol!!
 
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Really started laughing after I read the word, "rectally". Lol!

I'm such a little kid sometimes.
 
The Solution said:
Even if the teachers are having sex with their kids, its just a small form of assault, no big deal

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LOL!!!

Recently in the news, "baby assaults teacher when she gave him raisin cookies instead of chocolate chip. Police say the child was high on Muscle Pharm".
 
Driven2lift said:
Unfortunately I am.
400mg caff. was my minimum lol

Worked down to a single scoop of pre and no other stims right now

Fully off stims as soon as my High Volume lands, a long overdue break
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You will love the high volume with all of your heart.

ALL OF IT!!
 
The Solution said:
Took 6 Scoops. Found myself in the bathroom for a super dump a few minute later with Gaspari's finest pre-workout

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The super pump dump lmao.
 
The Solution said:
Tell the Rebels to hide their c4 before we invade their bunkers

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The Solution said:
Even if the teachers are having sex with their kids, its just a small form of assault, no big deal

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The Solution said:
Guns are safe, just ask the amount of kids per year that are getting laid to rest because of them and the amount of people getting shot with shotguns.

^^ I know that is a little over the top, but welcome to america.. it scares me to death being a teacher.

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Are these off label uses?
 
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Open bottle, measure serving, and pour directly into toilet.
 
For best absorption, extreme Redline Power Rush users can pour it right into their eyes. Rush of a lifetime guaranteed.

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To shorten the loading phase to just ONE day, take 5 grams into each hole of you body 5 times for a day.

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rodefeeh said:
To shorten the loading phase to just ONE day, take 5 grams into each hole of you body 5 times for a day.

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Lol so many holes.
 
Lol this thread is already blowing up! Some really amusing stuff.

One of the only multi-ply guys competing at the last meet I was at was bragging how the shirt he was using was passed down from some famous lifter at Westside. We were joking about how there was probably so much dbol sweated out into it he was bound to get stronger just by wearing it.
 
Hyde said:
Driven2lift how long are we running this baby - what you think, a week or so?
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I'm feeling about a week, sounds good to me!

That is a funny comment about the shirt lol. Need to score some of Arnold's training gear off ebay!
 
Driven2lift said:
I'm feeling about a week, sounds good to me!

That is a funny comment about the shirt lol. Need to score some of Arnold's training gear off ebay!
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I'd be careful before you pull the trigger on that - he said himself he was "always coming, day and night" lol
 
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I hear that thebigt bathes in Formabolic and lotions up after with Dermacrine for very smooth (one could say feminine) skin.

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lukehayd said:
Don't have links yet but I hear that thebigt bathes in Formabolic and lotions up after with Dermacrine for very smooth (one could say feminine) skin.
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Lol when stacking transdermals I hear its good to just mix the bottles together and apply it all over
 
also...a combo of dermacrine/formabolic makes a truely anabolic after shave lotion...just put hot towel over face for 2 minutes shave wash and apply...damn thats good stuff right there!!!
 
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