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Deer antler velvet?

HondaV65 said:
Don't waste money on DAV - because powdered Unicorn Horn, though a lot more scarce and expensive, is BY FAR the better alternative.

U-Horn - increases libido insanely, additionally U-Horn will modify your pherenomes in a way as to make you SMELL like a unicorn to the opposite sex. You do the math here - we all know that chicks dig unicorns.

U-Horn is NOT suppressive even though medical studies prove it increased free-testosterone in mice by over 985%. With U-Horn powder - there is no need for a PCT.

U-Horn is not only highly androgenic and great for building hard, solid, muscle - it's also excellent as a cutting compound.

You can run U-Horn "stand-alone", there is no reason to stack it with any other supplement or steriod since U-Horn is the Alpha and Omega of bodybuilding supplements - running it with other supplements simply reduces the effectiveness of U-Horn.

U-Horn TASTES GREAT - a lot better than Whey Protein (and you drink that don't you?). You can mix U-Horn in your favorite protein drink, orange juice, or a Starbucks latte.

U-Horn is non-hepatoxic. In fact, where else you can find a non-suppressive, oral, androgenic compound that actually is GOOD for your liver? In fact, many alcoholics run U-Horn as a staple even though they have never had any intention of working out ever.

Back Pumps? You'll be saying ... "WTF are Back Pumps?" when you're running U-Horn.

As stated above - U-Horn unleashes INSANE increases in libido - but beyond that - it has also proven to be effective in increasing penis length and girth. Increasing your penis size by 40% (or more) with U-Horn is no problem.

"Peter North Loads" - need we say more?

And - we'll be looking for five lucky testers here soon who will agree to do logs on their experiences running U-HORN! Only qualification to be considered is to be extremely dim-witted and easily "hyped" by bunk products and promises. Also - it wouldn't hurt if you also included a bit of ass kissing aimed at me in your PM when you volunteer.

Thanks!
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Sounds interesting. First time I've ever heard of it though.
 
HondaV65 said:
Don't waste money on DAV - because powdered Unicorn Horn, though a lot more scarce and expensive, is BY FAR the better alternative.

U-Horn - increases libido insanely, additionally U-Horn will modify your pherenomes in a way as to make you SMELL like a unicorn to the opposite sex. You do the math here - we all know that chicks dig unicorns.

U-Horn is NOT suppressive even though medical studies prove it increased free-testosterone in mice by over 985%. With U-Horn powder - there is no need for a PCT.

U-Horn is not only highly androgenic and great for building hard, solid, muscle - it's also excellent as a cutting compound.

You can run U-Horn "stand-alone", there is no reason to stack it with any other supplement or steriod since U-Horn is the Alpha and Omega of bodybuilding supplements - running it with other supplements simply reduces the effectiveness of U-Horn.

U-Horn TASTES GREAT - a lot better than Whey Protein (and you drink that don't you?). You can mix U-Horn in your favorite protein drink, orange juice, or a Starbucks latte.

U-Horn is non-hepatoxic. In fact, where else you can find a non-suppressive, oral, androgenic compound that actually is GOOD for your liver? In fact, many alcoholics run U-Horn as a staple even though they have never had any intention of working out ever.

Back Pumps? You'll be saying ... "WTF are Back Pumps?" when you're running U-Horn.

As stated above - U-Horn unleashes INSANE increases in libido - but beyond that - it has also proven to be effective in increasing penis length and girth. Increasing your penis size by 40% (or more) with U-Horn is no problem.

"Peter North Loads" - need we say more?

And - we'll be looking for five lucky testers here soon who will agree to do logs on their experiences running U-HORN! Only qualification to be considered is to be extremely dim-witted and easily "hyped" by bunk products and promises. Also - it wouldn't hurt if you also included a bit of ass kissing aimed at me in your PM when you volunteer.

Thanks!
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i volunteer for that there testing. not sure if i'm dim witted enuf though. i's got a sixth grade education. will it help me with my double-naught spy training?
 
Jethro Bodine said:
i volunteer for that there testing. not sure if i'm dim witted enuf though. i's got a sixth grade education. will it help me with my double-naught spy training?
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Can straight people buy unicorn horns or do they only sell them to phaggots like you? Also where do you store the horn in a dark orphice I am guessing. . . Good luck with that
 
Magnet1978 said:
Can straight people buy unicorn horns or do they only sell them to phaggots like you? Also where do you store the horn in a dark orphice I am guessing. . . Good luck with that
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Strong second post. Too bad you are 6 months too late. Clearly you will be bringing a lot to the forum.
 
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