Dead Man Found In Park

[TheChosen1]

Today, State police found an unidentified man's body in a nearby park. They describe him as having a beer belly, saggy balls, wrinkly ass and a small pecker. I was just checking to make sure that all the guys here are okay.:stick:

 

[Jayhawkk]

Still alive

 

[Jayhawkk]

Later reports should show that I was only sleeping and not technically 'dead'

 

[TheChosen1]

Later reports should show that I was only sleeping and not technically 'dead'

:toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:

 

[Iron Warrior]

I thought my retarted brother escaped from the basement but it was just Jayhawkk

 

[neoborn]

I iz goot

 

[Irish Cannon]

Didn't you post some lame-ass crap like this before and everyone knocked on you for it and you blew your top for not getting Rep points?