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Chad`s 5 step program to being a monster. Step 3: TREN

jomi822 said:
hm the whole super troopers thying reminds me of a convo i had with a retired cop from the gym.

he told me 20 years ago they used to arrest hookers and then pull over their buddies, dress the hookers in the police uniforms, and then have the hookers ask for liscense/registration, ask them to get out of the car, give them dirty pat downs, cuff em, play with their junk a little bit.

then i realized if i paid chad $10 and offered him a goat, he would probabyl do the same thing.
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lol i have an older friend whos on vice and one of his partners dresses up in a turban and robe or like a clown with a horn and all sorts of crazy things while hes picking up the hookers, some of the stories and pictures were just hilarious.... it was also so damn nasty cause he handed me a stack of polaroids bout 4 inches thick and told me every damn one of those girls in there..... there men. all the good lookin hookers are or were men and the only ones that are really women are ususally all beat and cracked out lookin... just sick
 
sdmf45 said:
well since i hit the 1000th post i figured i would give chad what he wants........

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By the way, how the hell do you get your hair like that? I would like to style mine up like that, well it's alot shorter, but wtf, how do you do that?
 
CryingEmo said:
By the way, how the hell do you get your hair like that? I would like to style mine up like that, well it's alot shorter, but wtf, how do you do that?
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It's as easy as touching your toes (while a heavy-set fellow does something from behind), and somehow involves a little bit of Astroglide.
 
poopypants said:
that fool in the back seat cracks me up so bad, CANDY BARS :lol:
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that part is soooooooo funny that it makes the rest of the movie look bad. i turn it off after the part where Farva flips out at the fast food place.

" i want a litter of cola!" " um........ do we sell litterOcola??"
 
Chad said:
my wife`s B day is coming up soon...... i think she might get a Dlck in a Box!!!
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haha thats a good one. poke a hole in the box about the size of a tuna can (for me) but in your case lets say a quarter then slide in and tell your wife happy b-day as she opens the lid and walla! (viola) free gift minus the box and cardio session afterwards.
 
Yeah, but what are guys like me suppose to do? It's not like I have any old refrigerator or washer dryer box laying around I could use. :D
 
DR.D said:
Yeah, but what are guys like me suppose to do? It's not like I have any old refrigerator or washer dryer box laying around I could use. :D
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Theres gotta be a old hobo somewhere in your city... steal his box... the fragrance will add to the expierience!!!

Adams
 
pistonpump said:
haha thats a good one. poke a hole in the box about the size of a tuna can (for me) but in your case lets say a quarter then slide in and tell your wife happy b-day as she opens the lid and walla! (viola) free gift minus the box and cardio session afterwards.
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so you have a choad?
 
Does you d!ck hang low, does it wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot, can you wear it in a bow, can you throw it over your shoulder, like supersoldier? Does your d!ck hang low?:dance:
 
Zombie said:
you're emo. you can do what ever you set your mind to :D
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Hahaha... I've actually thought up a T-Shirt line a while ago... called "I am the ANTI emo"

My first in the collection was going to say on the front:

"Remember Kids, it's down the road... not across the street.

Subsquently below that phrase... there will be two pictures of wrists. the first with a razor blade going across the wrist.. next to the picture... a big red X.

The second wrist will feature a razor blade running up the wrist with the natural flow of veins.... with a nice big green check next to it.

On the back... featuring a natural selection slogan.

But I mean really... I havent thought of it THAT much. :D

Adams
 
DAdams91982 said:
Hahaha... I've actually thought up a T-Shirt line a while ago... called "I am the ANTI emo"

My first in the collection was going to say on the front:

"Remember Kids, it's down the road... not across the street.

Subsquently below that phrase... there will be two pictures of wrists. the first with a razor blade going across the wrist.. next to the picture... a big red X.

The second wrist will feature a razor blade running up the wrist with the natural flow of veins.... with a nice big green check next to it.

On the back... featuring a natural selection slogan.

But I mean really... I havent thought of it THAT much. :D

Adams
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DAdams91982 again.

I don't know why I am compelled to rep you after seeing a post that was just wrong on so many levels, but I do, and vBulletin is being a bastard yet again!
 
DAdams91982 said:
Hahaha... I've actually thought up a T-Shirt line a while ago... called "I am the ANTI emo"

My first in the collection was going to say on the front:

"Remember Kids, it's down the road... not across the street.

Subsquently below that phrase... there will be two pictures of wrists. the first with a razor blade going across the wrist.. next to the picture... a big red X.

The second wrist will feature a razor blade running up the wrist with the natural flow of veins.... with a nice big green check next to it.

On the back... featuring a natural selection slogan.

But I mean really... I havent thought of it THAT much. :D

Adams
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