Catch Phrase Orbit Promo!

Driven2lift

Driven2lift

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It has been a while since we have done a giveaway, Orbit missed giving away free things ;)

This promotion should be another fun one so let's do this.
What I want is for you to create a funny catch phrase, slogan, or commercial idea for any product carried by Orbit.

Example:

BPS MacaPro: the man maker; and well, baby maker ;)

PES Erase: Erase your moobs

This needs to be said now lol do not say anything that would anger Admin, or anything that would slander the product. Be twisted all you want lol but sensibly.

You may enter up to three times daily and can use the same product but not more than once per day. To qualify the post needs to include a link to the product page at Orbit.

Each Orbit representative will select their favourite entry at the end of this to be a finalist. Myself halfhuman
Tagger Hyde kBrown Orbit
(Dragging in the boss ;) lol

Anyone who has followed Orbit promos before knows the winner out of the finalists will have a fun and unique selection method. Mrs. Driven is excited already lol.

Prize or prizes are being decided upon still but I will update soon! This will run at least a week.

Let's do this!
 
This is epic, looking forward to seeing everyone's creativity !
 
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Acnedren: because high school is miserable enough already.
 
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Back pumps, ain't nobody got time fo dat.
 
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Creatine: it's time to hand over my natty card
 
Wife: Honey! Orbit Nutrition said this stuff is great for your cross fit!

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My go to supplement for my wife's "Time of the Month"
I mean it helped me with my post cycle?

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Hyde said:
This thread is gonna be so much fun
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I keep thinking of entries I want to make myself lol

Lots of good targets even just by product name alone if you browse our product lines
 
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Here's an entry. I'll see if I can cook up some more later.
 
Lol Bob coming in strong!

Bump for a new day, I think I shouldn't have posted this late on a Friday night lol lets get more people involved!
 
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Quest bars: ate more then 1? I hope you can tolerate fiber...
 
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True mass: for the 95lb kid who's diet is "on point" and "eating 5000 calories" and can't gain weight.
 
10lbs Beast Whey: Do it the Beauty and the Beast Whey, #Beastwhey
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Super DMZ 2.0: Train Like Super Da Man Z 2 times a day. (That what i see when i see Super DMZ 2.0)
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A-Bomb: Im gunna drop A bomb on ya and make you swole up!
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Lol I like that Beast Whey one

Bumping again to be seen, lets get more followers/participants!
 
Clear Muscle: The gains are so clear you won't even realize they are there

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Sure people have heard this before...

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Bump in here! Get your ideas in guys!!!
 
Hell yah guys keep em coming!
 
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