Bruce Campbell vs Chuck Norris, Who Ya GOT?

Who is coming out of the fight alive:

  • Bruce Campbell AKA Ash

    Votes: 15 46.9%

  • Chuck Norris AKA Chuck Norris

    Votes: 17 53.1%
  • Total voters
    32
BTW, I don't own any of the three, although they are all some of my favorite movies...I just added them all to my netflix queue...

Oh, and Chuck isn't in the same league as Ash.
 
Chuck norris is an actor that can do kung fu, but Bruce is a badass mofo with a chainsaw that sometimes acts
 
The only thing is Chuck Norris can't lose. In fact, scientists have theorized that if Chuck Norris were to lose, the world would implode into itself.
 
yes! my vote for bruce tied this bad boy up. lets be realistic, no one can beat ash.

and remember, shop smart. shop S Mart:thumbsup:
 
I can see who voted and I hold grudges!


Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
 
Let me tell you something- Chuck ain't leading but two things right now- Jack and ****.

And Jack just left town.
 
Well, I'm bored at work...apparently Bruce...or ehh, i mean Ash, is putting out a new movie...

...Somewhat along the lines of the Evil Dead series...

It's called My name is Bruce, it was supposed to be out last month, but is still in post production.

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My Name Is Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he's just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.
 
PumpingIron said:
Well, I'm bored at work...apparently Bruce...or ehh, i mean Ash, is putting out a new movie...

...Somewhat along the lines of the Evil Dead series...

It's called My name is Bruce, it was supposed to be out last month, but is still in post production.

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My Name Is Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he's just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.
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this is going to be the best movie since Army of Darkness, cant wait
 
Jayhawkk said:
I can see who voted and I hold grudges!


Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
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"Now I swear.....the next one of you primates even TOUCHES me.....BOOM!"

Ash is......GROOVY!
 
Bruce fans get on it, Chuck is about to tie for second! **note: a tie with bruce is the same as losing
 
I wonder who Evil Ash would vote for....

Edit: Its a TIE!??! Ash/Bruce has a invulnerable chin!
 
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what the hell happened over the weekend? whoever hasnt voted get in on this, Ash eats ties for breakfast and sprinkles them on lunch
 
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