AX's Valentine's Day Contest!! (Free Roses!!)

[harleyman89]

1)If your at a bar you can always say "Can I push your 'stool' in for you?" some will get this..
2)You can say "Let me dust your seat off for you.." Then tilt your head back and brush your chin off.

 

[CrownRoyal]

My perfect evening gone wrong involves oral sex, so I'm not sure if it would be appropriate to post.. ? lol

 

[Esox Express]

I went up to a good looking girl at a party one time and I told her "you look like I need another drink". She actually thought it was funny and she's one of my closest female friends now.

 

[Jaegernaut]

Excuse me, may I stand here? Because I just farted over there.