Applied Nutriceuticals: Top Notch Company, Top Notch Owner!

[john123131]

Ducks are hard to trip..low center of gravity.

hahaha

 

[Vitruvian]

Ducks are hard to trip..low center of gravity.

:toofunny:
:clap2:

 

[Vitruvian]

"You must spread some VaGuyna around before giving it to Bioman again"

 

[MrTotality]

(Peeks in......... sees Bio and Myth.... casually backs out of the room, hands covering ass)

I was a bit concerned myself. I love dirk as much as the next guy, but now I am getting a little freaked out

 

[Vitruvian]

Disclaimer: This is not a side-effect of RPM. This is a side-effect of too much time spent on the forums.

 

[bioman]

Disclaimer: This is not a side-effect of RPM. This is a side-effect of too much time spent on the forums.

OOhhh, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Taken from the last AP meeting;

"RPM features exclusive ingredients to rev up your workout performance.

Side effects may include; insomnia, dry mouth, the desire to bugger farm animals and supplement company employees, delusions of grandeur, and mild psychotic episodes."

 

[Vitruvian]

Associated Press is covering RPM?

 

[TheMyth]

Don't forget the side effect of wanting to hump women you normally wouldn't want to even look at.

 

[rms80]

Don't forget the side effect of wanting to hump women you normally wouldn't want to even look at.

Agreed!!

 

[Vitruvian]

The above discussion is argument enough for NP to sell, (name credited to John123131) The Porn Star Stack: RPM, Paravol, and Aspire 36. With an NP Towel, and condom.

 

[john123131]

Alright Sam's gotta geton that...hah..

The above discussion is argument enough for NP to sell, (name credited to John123131) The Porn Star Stack: RPM, Paravol, and Aspire 36. With an NP Towel, and condom.

 

[healthwise]

Hey guys

Hello to all. I just want to say that I am joining gym from next week and I dont really want to have big muscular but want to get something like this :chick:
SO I was like thinking any such supplements that I should look for for beginners like me.
Thanks in advance

Charlene

_______________
go for lipitor

 

[rms80]

Hey guys

Hello to all. I just want to say that I am joining gym from next week and I dont really want to have big muscular but want to get something like this :chick:
SO I was like thinking any such supplements that I should look for for beginners like me.
Thanks in advance

Charlene

Try our Lipo AM, Lipo PM, kand/or low-dose RPM- they are great for gaining or maintaining a lean, healthy physique!!

www.appnut.com

 

[somewhatgifted]

dirk sent me a sample of RPM and some goodies from the contest... what else can say, im buying his stuff.... and he's a nice guy.

 

[rms80]

dirk sent me a sample of RPM and some goodies from the contest... what else can say, im buying his stuff.... and he's a nice guy.

Thank you, sir!!!!

 

[Thanos]

Dirk is the man, and I agree 100%

I agree 100% I have met very few people out there like him. I have honestly only ever looked up 2 a small handful of people and Dirk is one of them.

 

[rms80]

I agree 100% I have met very few people out there like him. I have honestly only ever looked up 2 a small handful of people and Dirk is one of them.

Thanks again guys!!!

 

[Vitruvian]

I got Dirk t-shirts for sale.... who wants one?

 

[john123131]

I got Dirk t-shirts for sale.... who wants one?

lol

 

[brass monkey]

Sending some AM love to the AN crew, u guys have put together a great company. Keep on banging out the goodies.
:bow28:

 

[Vitruvian]

Sending some AM love to the AN crew, u guys have put together a great company. Keep on banging out the goodies.
:bow28:

:goodpost: :run:

lol.... thanks man. I can only accept a very miniscule portion of that praise. The rest is going to D and the rest of the crew.

 

[buffhunk29]

I got Dirk t-shirts for sale.... who wants one?

I have 5!

 

[TheMyth]

Been on my Osteo-C now for 6 days, its showing some improvement already!

 

[rms80]

Been on my Osteo-C now for 6 days, its showing some improvement already!

Awesome- I figured that would help

 

[Vitruvian]

Been on my Osteo-C now for 6 days, its showing some improvement already!

Myth, what kind of injury you battling?

 

[rafter]

I got Dirk t-shirts for sale.... who wants one?

I need one for every day of the week.

 

[rms80]

I need one for every day of the week.

We are getting them made right now!!




j/k How bout' some RPM t-shirts instead?

 

[Vitruvian]

We are getting them made right now!!




j/k How bout' some RPM t-shirts instead?

I suppose we'll have to settle!



(Subliminal Message: Size Medium)

 

[xjsynx]

We are getting them made right now!!




j/k How bout' some RPM t-shirts instead?

I suppose we'll have to settle!







(Subliminal Message: Size XL)

 

[redhawk76]

RPM shirts would be sweet



(Subliminal Message: Size Large)

 

[Thanos]

I want an RPM thong!!!

 

[rms80]

I want an RPM thong!!!

I think we are doing the shirts and front license plates (serious, no b.s.!)- thong- maybe not- assless chaps, possibly

 

[Vitruvian]

I think we are doing the shirts and front license plates (serious, no b.s.!)- thong- maybe not- assless chaps, possibly

Well geez..... you know I'm in for 2 pairs of chaps.

Oh, Assless chaps? make it 3.

License plates? Sweet! Is that a Big Don idea?

 

[Outside Backer]

SIGN ME UP FOR THE ASSLESS CHAPS!


I have the " I'm with Dirk" t shirts on the site soon

 

[ugab37]

How about some assless chaps with Dirks mug right along the thin piece running up da crack? Man, Id be all over that. Dirk is my hero and it would be a great pleasure to wear his face on my crackage... Okay, I need sleep.:fool2:

 

[Vitruvian]

I think we're going with his face on the crotch, and his arm running up the back.

 

[ugab37]

I think we're going with his face on the crotch, and his arm running up the back.

Lanbane, my brotha, ur getting me all excited. Dont let us down. Send me those chaps and I log the reaction I get from people.

 

[Outside Backer]

* makes a quick exit out of here lol*

 

[xjsynx]

I'm still 'aspired' I better get out b4 it is too late :run:

 

[john123131]

I'm still 'aspired' I better get out b4 it is too late :run:

lol.

 

[TheMyth]

*****UPDATE*****

My injury is about 90% gone now! I can't believe this, I was only expecting minor pain relief and possibly completlely healed in 4-6 weeks, but it's going to be a lot sooner than that! Thank you so much Dirk, I mean really, you know exactly what I am talking about when you have pain like this. Sign me up for some assless chaps! Should I start again on RPM right away and go lift, or should I wait until it's completly healed?

 

[Vitruvian]

I'm still 'aspired' I better get out b4 it is too late :run:

LOL :goodpost:

 

[Vitruvian]

Myth, if you're coming off an injury you be extra careful not to let the RPM think for you in the gym....... If RPM says "Add 15 lbs."... You tell it no.

 

[xjsynx]

Myth, if you're coming off an injury you be extra careful not to let the RPM think for you in the gym....... If RPM says "Add 15 lbs."... You tell it no.

Hahaha. That would be a lovely site. Myth will be in the corner fighting with himself. "Daymn it RPM, I told you no more weight..."

 

[TheMyth]

lol, your right, I have three brains when I am working out with RPM, one that knows what to do, one that tells me do more, and one that says "O yea, I would hit it!" thanks for the info!

 

[Athletic Edge N]

Just wanted to quickly say, you know you're doing something right, when your customers start a thread to thank you.

Congratulations to Dirk and the whole AN crew.


:djparty:

 

[Vitruvian]

Just wanted to quickly say, you know you're doing something right, when your customers start a thread to thank you.

Congratulations to Dirk and the whole AN crew.


:djparty:

Thank you AEN! And a big :clap2: to you as well !!!!!!!

 

[rms80]

*****UPDATE*****

My injury is about 90% gone now! I can't believe this, I was only expecting minor pain relief and possibly completlely healed in 4-6 weeks, but it's going to be a lot sooner than that! Thank you so much Dirk, I mean really, you know exactly what I am talking about when you have pain like this. Sign me up for some assless chaps! Should I start again on RPM right away and go lift, or should I wait until it's completly healed?

Great- but wait on the RPM a few more days...

 

[rms80]

Great- but wait on the RPM a few more days...

PS- you guys are friggin' nuts!!!:toofunny:

 

[TheMyth]

I'm going to start my log back up tomorrow, I am feeling almost 100% again! You wern't kidding when you said that Osteo-C will heal that up quick!