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Lanbane said:
Disclaimer: This is not a side-effect of RPM. This is a side-effect of too much time spent on the forums.
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OOhhh, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

Taken from the last AP meeting;

"RPM features exclusive ingredients to rev up your workout performance.

Side effects may include; insomnia, dry mouth, the desire to bugger farm animals and supplement company employees, delusions of grandeur, and mild psychotic episodes."
 
The above discussion is argument enough for NP to sell, (name credited to John123131) The Porn Star Stack: RPM, Paravol, and Aspire 36. With an NP Towel, and condom.
 
Hey guys

Hello to all. I just want to say that I am joining gym from next week and I dont really want to have big muscular but want to get something like this :chick:
SO I was like thinking any such supplements that I should look for for beginners like me.
Thanks in advance

Charlene

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healthwise said:
Hey guys

Hello to all. I just want to say that I am joining gym from next week and I dont really want to have big muscular but want to get something like this :chick:
SO I was like thinking any such supplements that I should look for for beginners like me.
Thanks in advance

Charlene
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Try our Lipo AM, Lipo PM, kand/or low-dose RPM- they are great for gaining or maintaining a lean, healthy physique!!

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dirk sent me a sample of RPM and some goodies from the contest... what else can say, im buying his stuff.... and he's a nice guy.
 
Thanos said:
I agree 100% I have met very few people out there like him. I have honestly only ever looked up 2 a small handful of people and Dirk is one of them.
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Thanks again guys!!!
 
brass monkey said:
Sending some AM love to the AN crew, u guys have put together a great company. Keep on banging out the goodies.
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:goodpost: :run:

lol.... thanks man. I can only accept a very miniscule portion of that praise. The rest is going to D and the rest of the crew.
 
Thanos said:
I want an RPM thong!!!
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I think we are doing the shirts and front license plates (serious, no b.s.!)- thong- maybe not- assless chaps, possibly ;)
 
rms80 said:
I think we are doing the shirts and front license plates (serious, no b.s.!)- thong- maybe not- assless chaps, possibly ;)
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Well geez..... you know I'm in for 2 pairs of chaps.

Oh, Assless chaps? make it 3.

License plates? Sweet! Is that a Big Don idea?
 
SIGN ME UP FOR THE ASSLESS CHAPS!


I have the " I'm with Dirk" t shirts on the site soon :D
 
How about some assless chaps with Dirks mug right along the thin piece running up da crack? Man, Id be all over that. Dirk is my hero and it would be a great pleasure to wear his face on my crackage... Okay, I need sleep.:fool2:
 
Lanbane said:
I think we're going with his face on the crotch, and his arm running up the back.
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Lanbane, my brotha, ur getting me all excited. Dont let us down. Send me those chaps and I log the reaction I get from people.
 
*****UPDATE*****

My injury is about 90% gone now! I can't believe this, I was only expecting minor pain relief and possibly completlely healed in 4-6 weeks, but it's going to be a lot sooner than that! Thank you so much Dirk, I mean really, you know exactly what I am talking about when you have pain like this. Sign me up for some assless chaps! Should I start again on RPM right away and go lift, or should I wait until it's completly healed?
 
Myth, if you're coming off an injury you be extra careful not to let the RPM think for you in the gym....... If RPM says "Add 15 lbs."... You tell it no.
 
Lanbane said:
Myth, if you're coming off an injury you be extra careful not to let the RPM think for you in the gym....... If RPM says "Add 15 lbs."... You tell it no.
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Hahaha. That would be a lovely site. Myth will be in the corner fighting with himself. "Daymn it RPM, I told you no more weight..."
 
lol, your right, I have three brains when I am working out with RPM, one that knows what to do, one that tells me do more, and one that says "O yea, I would hit it!" thanks for the info!
 
Just wanted to quickly say, you know you're doing something right, when your customers start a thread to thank you. :)

Congratulations to Dirk and the whole AN crew.


:djparty:
 
TheMyth said:
*****UPDATE*****

My injury is about 90% gone now! I can't believe this, I was only expecting minor pain relief and possibly completlely healed in 4-6 weeks, but it's going to be a lot sooner than that! Thank you so much Dirk, I mean really, you know exactly what I am talking about when you have pain like this. Sign me up for some assless chaps! Should I start again on RPM right away and go lift, or should I wait until it's completly healed?
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Great- but wait on the RPM a few more days...
 
I'm going to start my log back up tomorrow, I am feeling almost 100% again! You wern't kidding when you said that Osteo-C will heal that up quick!
 
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