Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro’ the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
Family in their beds getting their rest through the night,
But in the garage, there's still a light;
Grunting and heavy breathing behind the closed door,
Metal plates banging together and AC&DC record on;
Man finishing up his workout, pushing through the last reps,
Chugs down his whey shake, a quick shower and off to bed;
Next morning checks his stocking to see what he can find,
And there lays this... This gel of some kind;
"Few pumps to the traps, few pumps to the chest",
"Apply daily and reach your apex";
Applies the gel daily and keeps putting in the work,
Starts to get comments like "Looking swole, bro!";
Visibly leaning out, appearance of new veins,
PR's being broken, making all kinds of gains;
Motivation up, willing to go the extra mile,
Embracing the grind, you know - having an anabolic mind;
--- Merry Xmas ---
LOL
Inspired by Smont