Anabolic Halo - muscletech out did there self again

Topfueljunkie said:
WAIT !!!!!! You guys just gave me an idea ! BAM !!!!!! Now even my avi is super anabolic (and cryogenically pulverized by jets and hammers, etc.) I had trouble deciding what my avatar would be but now it's prbably the coolest (not to mention the most intimidating) avatar on all of AM. Though the jack lalane juicer one is pretty damn good too!
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LOl O'my god.This is just getting out of f**king hand!! lol Clearly you have the most Cryogenically pulverized Alpha AVI of ALL TIME!! Period!! lol
 
STEROIDS NOTHIN!!!!!! Can you imagine how HYOOGE I'll be after mixing this with some nitrotech and dat der cell tech ?!?!?! Hmmm, mix it all up in a jack lalane juicer and that thing will probably have some sort nuclear meltdown by combining all those. I'll probably throw some kitty litter into the mix too, you know, for the added fiber.
 
MuscleGuyinNY said:
I want one so bad. I've heard nothing but great things about them. I also want either a NuWave infrared oven or the George Foreman grill. Haha.:food:
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Yeah I love the foreman. I have the detachable grill plates so I can make waffles or grill sandwhiches or whatever. Never done it though. But I really want is an apple sauce maker haha homemade applesauce is soo good.
 
This just in:


Russian studies confirm that cool advertising and funky supplement bottles create an anabolic effect.
 
NateWA said:
Yeah I love the foreman. I have the detachable grill plates so I can make waffles or grill sandwhiches or whatever. Never done it though. But I really want is an apple sauce maker haha homemade applesauce is soo good.
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I guess the NuWave infrared oven and the George Foreman grill are similar in the way that they both drain fat and grease from foods, but the NuWave oven dramatically decreases the normal cooking time of pretty much anything. It's quite impressive. I hate having to babysit the stove/oven while cooking.

I've never heard of an apple sauce maker, but I have heard of an ice cream maker. A margarite maker, too. Haha.
 
It is a tax write off for me in the office. I work for a Doctor and I get paid to test products out and recommend products to patients.
 
I wonder if you were to do a full panel test to see if it actually contained all those ingredients and if they actually did. If not, then you can sue them like BSN and have an early Christmas.
 
im pretty sure its like 50-100 dollars or more to test just one of the ingredients. Thats why companies get away with bullsh1tting consumers cuz they know we cant test it. they can have anything in there....
 
I am assuming that the term 'Halo' is probably in reference to how they encompass so many ingredients together to create an esoteric anabolic effect.
 
Can I stack this with Gackic, Leuckic, Cell Tech, Creakic, Anatator P-70 and Nano Vapor. for a world most expensive and useless stack?:frustrate
 
Big BAMA said:
Can I stack this with Gackic, Leuckic, Cell Tech, Creakic, Anatator P-70 and Nano Vapor. for a world most expensive and useless stack?:frustrate
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*when referring to Muscletech's Cell Tech one must convert the intended name into its true name: Dat Dere Cell Tech
 
Big BAMA said:
Can I stack this with Gackic, Leuckic, Cell Tech, Creakic, Anatator P-70 and Nano Vapor. for a world most expensive and useless stack?:frustrate
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Hey now were talking, (at least you would have all the essential and non-essential amino acids)
 
Big BAMA said:
I apologize. Dat dere cell tech is a proven winner look what it did for Jay Cutler. He didn't even have to use roids.
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Jay cutler mass stack yo! cycle of natural champions. ronnie eat your heart out! Natural bodybuilders can win the Olympia with the help of dat dere cell tech and with this new halo kitchen sink... roids are a thing of the past!
 
pistonpump said:
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Jay cutler mass stack yo! cycle of natural champions. ronnie eat your heart out! Natural bodybuilders can win the Olympia with the help of dat dere cell tech and with this new halo kitchen sink... roids are a thing of the past!
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Yea just take a look at Jay's disfigured stomach all natural lol and all cell tech!
 
I bet if any company could become as big as Muscle-Tech has, they would do the same exact thing. I'm not hating on the other companies, because I believe MT is very over-priced (you could also say the same of many of the products sponsored companies on this website sell), but you can't deny that MT puts out decent products and more people from here would use them IF they weren't priced so high.

It's called MARKETING AND PROFITS. So they take advantage of high school kids, which company doesn't? They spend tons of money every year on useless ****. It's their fault for not doing the research and listening to the employee at GNC whose pimping MT because he gets commission from selling it.
 
C`mon guys anator p70 is not a bad post-workout supp...
If this thread was in a bb forum it will end in a war...
 
I use MT exclusively. Nuff said.
 
nunes said:
C`mon guys anator p70 is not a bad post-workout supp...
If this thread was in a bb forum it will end in a war...
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I forgot they made anator p70. Personally, I think Nitro-Tech and Cell-tech, at the point of thier conception on the market, were pretty decent, especially for mainstream products. Although Cell-tech prolly could've done with a tad less dextrose, compared to Weider's 4000, this stuff was quite innovative.

I think the company has really gone down hill with their more recent supplements, however.

NaNo Vapor and now this. Is this going to be a stack? Half their ingredient list (guesstimate) overlaps.
 
Dat dere Cell-Tech has 76g of sugar. If you use Cell-Tech long enough I wouldn't be surprised if you wind up having type II diabetes.
 
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