An OUTSTANDING Log: The Anabolic Chronicles...

mich29 said:
you doing an mtv cribs(am cribs) edition when its done?
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What's the AM edition? Haha... hey I'll catch back up with you around, ohhhh May 2011 when we're done! ;)

thebigt said:
mtv-you kidding me. people actually watch that crap?
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I have not had cable in years... and years... and years. I love it that way. I don't even have Internet, I just get online at work, or use my Droid 2 in emergencies. I like having as many 'dolla dolla billz ya'll' in my account as I can! :)
 
cable for the wife-internet for me.



we are mostly homebodies and like to stay home and have our kids and grandkids come and visit-also to eat, lol.
 
I'm with ya! No cable for me nor Internet... Net flicks and iPhone work just fine for me. However, I do think I'll be looking into a cheap price for the Internet porn just ain't as good on this tiny little screen! Hahaha
 
NEW CONTEST FOR ANYONE/EVERYONE TO EASILY WIN $50 CASH at the Need to Build Muscle Store!​

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:) GOOD LUCK!
 
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NEW CONTEST FOR ANYONE/EVERYONE TO EASILY WIN $50 CASH at the Need to Build Muscle Store!​

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:) GOOD LUCK!
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Come on everyone, just click the link and enter your picture(s) to WIN BIG! I'll email you the $50 Gift Card Code INSTANTLY on the ending date of the contest (December 20th).

Just snap something simple, fun, and cool with your cell phone while training and upload it right to the forum if you have a smart phone by 'managing attachments!' It will take maybe 10 seconds each time, and you can do it EVERY TIME YOU TRAIN to increase your chances.

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(said in an obnoxious cute puppy-dog voice) "Who got Need 4 Speed: HOT PURSUIT today for PS3?"

ME BABY!

Since I'm asking rhetorical questions... WHO GOT UP AT THE STRIKE OF 4:55am AND HEADED STRAIGHT INTO THE KITCHEN FOR SOME PRE-WORKOUT EGG WHITE COOK-COCTION?

ME BABY!

Since I'm at it, riddle me this... WHO gentleman, WHO tore up QUADS like a mad-man on a mission early this am, achieving total failure?

ME BABY!

Lastly... who just received their Box O' GOODNESS from NTBM in the mail with samples to hand out, and a BEASTDROL along with BRIDGE and Need to Slin?

ME BABY!

So...... how about all of YOU!?
 
cell phone???

which number do i dial on my rotary phone to take pictures?:dunno:
 
thebigt said:
cell phone???

which number do i dial on my rotary phone to take pictures?:dunno:
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Polaroid :)

Oh no, wait... even better yet, one of those super old school tripod cameras with the exploding flash that throws out a plume of smoke, and the operator covers their head with black blanket

YOU BETTER GET IN ON THE CONTEST!!!
 
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Polaroid :)

Oh no, wait... even better yet, one of those super old school tripod cameras with the exploding flash that throws out a plume of smoke, and the operator covers their head with black blanket

YOU BETTER GET IN ON THE CONTEST!!!
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wait......this is 1972, right????
 
Update:
NOTE: I don't know when the TRUE dates for 2011 are for any of these Shows

For 2011, I am planning (tentatively) on doing one of the following Contests:
1. Kentucky State, Aug 7th 2010 in Frankfurt KY
2. Tennessee State, Aug 14 2010 in Chattanooga TN
3. SW Michigan BB Championships, Sep 11th 2010 in Kalamazoo MI
 
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Update:
NOTE: I don't know when the TRUE dates for 2011 are for any of these Shows

For 2011, I am planning (tentatively) on doing one of the following Contests:
1. Kentucky State, Aug 7th 2010 in Frankfurt KY
2. Tennessee State, Aug 14 2010 in Chattanooga TN
3. SW Michigan BB Championships, Sep 11th 2010 in Kalamazoo MI
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good luck


btw-are those tested shows?
 
Lookee what I got today! :)
 

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mich29 said:
thats a sexy looking box there.I might have to check out that ky show I'm a few hours from there and they got great gumbo there too.;)
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:bigeyes::lol:
 
mich29 said:
thats a sexy looking box there.I might have to check out that ky show I'm a few hours from there and they got great gumbo there too.;)
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the TOOTHbrush was invented in kentucky-



if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called


TEETHBRUSH
 
mich29 said:
thats a sexy looking box there.I might have to check out that ky show I'm a few hours from there and they got great gumbo there too.;)
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Maybe we'll meet... I'll be the um, the biggest guy on stage. Yeah, whatever guy wins the whole show, just go up and introduce yourself, and no matter how much he, I mean I, pretend to not know what you're talking about, it's me! ;)

AZMIDLYF said:
:bigeyes::lol:
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Don't you laugh at me!

thebigt said:
the TOOTHbrush was invented in kentucky-



if it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called


TEETHBRUSH
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(ring ring ring.....) Hey BigT, it's for you... it's 1955, they said that some sort of joke just went missing and asked if you could return it?

:lol:
 
aaah, thank the big guy upstairs for the memories!!!


the 60's and 70's in america were a time no one could accurately describe to someone who didn't live through it. it was truely a great time to be young in this country!!!!

SEX DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL.
 
Just better addictions I guess...:sgrin:
 
The intro is just amazing... please do yourself a nice favor, and enjoy this: You had me at, Jessica Biel and Megan Fox, Family Guy... Invalid Link Removed

Also, I really, REALLY want to start another cycle. All I want for Christmas, is to willfully stab myself repeatedly with exogenous oil based hormones.
 
thebigt said:
you need anabolic's anonymous :lmao:
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NO, I am not in denial or in need of seeking penance or a reversal of my decisions - as I fully encourage and embrace them! More isn't better as you know, it isn't enough! Ahhh yes, nothing like coining new and witty anabolic axioms. :)

Anywho... check out today's picture I felt compelled for some reason to take and upload. PICK A CARD... ANY CARD! TIME TO SPREAD THE WORD!
 

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Looks like a full house...
 
AZMIDLYF said:
Looks like a full house...
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NOTHING EXISTS in either nutraceutical, medical, or even experimental medicines... that can compare to the unbridled anabolic capacity of A FULL HOUSE! Invalid Link Removed

:)

I can't explain the feeling of get-"stuff"-done I feel after dosing VPX's Redline Black-on-Blue Series capsules. Nothing comes close.

Man oh man I'm on fire, 0 carbs for a couple days, doubling up on NTBM's BRIDGE, and cracking out some awesome and engaging assignments while getting paid to do it all the while!
 
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NO, I am not in denial or in need of seeking penance or a reversal of my decisions - as I fully encourage and embrace them! More isn't better as you know, it isn't enough! Ahhh yes, nothing like coining new and witty anabolic axioms. :)

Anywho... check out today's picture I felt compelled for some reason to take and upload. PICK A CARD... ANY CARD! TIME TO SPREAD THE WORD!
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witty axioms-you crack me up.

indeed, it appears you have affixed your cart to a winning horse.
 
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Thanks a lot... I did want to mention a couple more things I have been thinking about since my last post:

1. My LH is very high in the reference range, which is indicative of the fact my Test levels are still on the rise and continuing to recover and elevate
2. My blood was drawn LAST Saturday, meaning this was actually only after FIVE weeks of PCT (a stunningly speedy recovery)
3. All things scrutinized, all I have to work on is Cholesterol... not bad after a FOUR MONTH cycle of multiple months of Superdrol and a few weeks of M1T.

Anyone have advice on how to improve Cholesterol levels?

PS: What's up with the forum? It's white now, or am I have some sort of technical problem? Looks horrible.
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the n2guard will claer that up for you no problems at all bro.. :swordfight:
 
UPDATE:

Followed up Wednesday evening's BACK THRASH with... violent projectile vomiting, FOUR time back to back. The irony was... it all occurred INCHES from the toilette.

NO... MORE... Glucuronolactone!!!

I have no engaged in any in-depth studies of this compound, and it could easily be accredited to some off overlapping and interaction of compounds - but EVERY time I dose any supplement with this ingredient included I have suffered EXTREME wretched nausea.

Wednesday night, about an hour after the workout, everything was set speedily in motion yo work against me - leading me to revisit in gruesome 3D on the vinyl floor, my pre-workout omelet and post-workout shake's ENTIRE graphic contents in a bile-suspended mixture.

Now - instead of thinking about my personal health, or cleaning up the voluminous gallon of intermixed grotesque fluids splattered beneath my gasping agape mouth, I was thinking "Now I'm going to be catabolic, what a wasted lat session... I have to take a picture of this, no one will ever believe it if I attempt to describe it."

As it turned out, I had no cell phone within reach, and with vomit smeared on my knees and palms, I went from the toilette to the shower in one fluid motion and showered off my filth.

Fail :(
 
that sounds like my experience with vicodin. i have a ton of unopened bottles-saving up until i have enough to trade for a new car, lol.
 
thebigt said:
that sounds like my experience with vicodin. i have a ton of unopened bottles-saving up until i have enough to trade for a new car, lol.
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Prepare for your inbox to be filled with solicitations! ;)

I have never felt anything from Vicoden, I can't figure out why it is such a ubiquitously pursued narcotic.

Anyway... VOMITING = MY WORST FEAR. Well, that, and spiders. Oh, and anything that is dirty and unorganized. Ok, so I have a lot of things to work on! :)
 
What a manly man!!!^^^^^ haha


Joking


That sounds awful! I would have had to eat a steak and brown rice to feel anabolic again!!!
 
StakedCop said:
What a manly man!!!^^^^^ haha


Joking


That sounds awful! I would have had to eat a steak and brown rice to feel anabolic again!!!
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You know what the worse part was? Well, not getting post workout was I guess, but CLEANING UP was the worse part (much like the Finger Hold in Kung Fu Panda). There went TWO full rolls. Somehow I don't think I could sell Bounty a commercial concept of cleaning up vomit. ;)

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You know what the worse part was? Well, not getting post workout was I guess, but CLEANING UP was the worse part (much like the Finger Hold in Kung Fu Panda). There went TWO full rolls. Somehow I don't think I could sell Bounty a commercial concept of cleaning up vomit. ;)

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well.....it is the quicker, picker upper.:stooges:
 
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THANKS for the up-to-the-second cutting-edge help Gizmodo! :)
 
fasted workouts are great if you are cutting-but if you are bulking/looking to put on muscle, then a meal an hour and a half pre- works best for me. just thought i would throw that out there since they didn't mention that, lol.
 
thebigt said:
fasted workouts are great if you are cutting-but if you are bulking/looking to put on muscle, then a meal an hour and a half pre- works best for me. just thought i would throw that out there since they didn't mention that, lol.
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I like Gizmodo, I go there often to stay up today on technological evolution and whatnot, but it struck me as odd and laughably incomplete when they attempted to disseminate fitness guidance (considering they made the linked new book sound like the blueprint to cure cancer in the process).

mich29 said:
interesting updates ;)
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Thanks, I think ;) Yeah man, I just sometimes like to slightly veer from the usual and redundant eye-glazing circular topic recycling such as "Here is what I lifted today for this many times," etc etc - it is too monotonous for me, and I don't see the ultimate benefit to the readership.
 
man-you said a mouthfull there. can't tell you how many times i have been interested in a product and found threads where i have to sift through 20 pages of workout routines and diet plans, just to get to what the dumbass thinks about the damned product-geezus. fancy pics and vids are nice on pornhub, but i want to know what the product is doing.:aargh:
 
thebigt said:
man-you said a mouthfull there. can't tell you how many times i have been interested in a product and found threads where i have to sift through 20 pages of workout routines and diet plans, just to get to what the dumbass thinks about the damned product-geezus. fancy pics and vids are nice on pornhub, but i want to know what the product is doing.:aargh:
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BINGO! :) Thanks for remaining so vigilant here my friend!
 
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Jessica Alba, while not Jessica Biel, by any means, is still quite the ease on the ocular lenses indeed. While I'm at it, Megan Fox isn't outside of the realm of attractive either - in fact, I don't know if I would mind it or write letters of protest should, say, those two (or all three) end up in some type of cat-fight wearing only under-roos and tattered wife beaters. No... after giving it some weighty consideration I doubt that I would even turn the channel, or leave my seat, should the aforementioned situation ensue between those fine upstanding classy women.

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Now that I'm on the subject... there was quite the Christmas Wish List offered up by the lovable TV personality Peter Griffin, known for Family Guy fame among other comedic accomplishments, on a pre-released 9-minute clip from the forthcoming Return of the Jedi parody. Peter is explaining his most endearing and treasured wants and wishes concerning everyone's favorite and fast-approaching religious-based Wintry holiday. He included, and a thousand apologies if I offend anyone, what he deemed as the two most attractive and dare I even be so forward as to say sexy, women alive. Read on.

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I would challenge anyone here and now, and I do demand satisfaction, to an opposing dual of a paired female dynamic-duo that can trump the preceding doublet of filmdom's surely most hauntingly beautiful examples of profound up-breeding. The impenetrably irrefutably penetrable duality of Jessica Biel and Megan Fox might just cause some type of unforeseen fourth dimension paradigm shift akin to the well detailed Timecop conundrum of the same matter occupying the same space. In this instance however, after consulting with Carl Sagan and perhaps Stevo Hawks, I would undoubtedly be educated and arrive upon the eventual conclusion that rather than the same matter occupying the same area, it would in stead be the same top-echelon humanity-defying hottie-pantheon-overlords occupying the same space at the same time. At any rate, who would want to risk causing a galactic meltdown by the plausible breach of known physics and the very fabric of established Newtonian laws that bind together our known universe? Who I ask you?

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Case in point... we will forever be left crippled in our utter and abject void of practical knowledge where this subject is concerned, and depressingly, forum laureates will be relegated to contemplating such phenomena near midnight on an obscure anabolic-minded forum in the midst of their final-hour countdown before leaving his domain of gainful employment.

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What a shame, science could have benefited immeasurably from the pitting of Jessica Biel against Megan Fox, in a cat fat for the history annals.

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Until tomorrow or next time dear friends, perhaps this existential psychological trek in motion we just endeavored upon and explored will at least invade and stimulate your cerebral functions provocatively enough to reap an evening of REM sleep-induced fantasy - the likes of which will excite and leave you wakening to a warm globule of sheet-soaked nocturnal discharge.

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Goodnight.
 
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