An old school way to lose weight

Sad as this may sound, I know a very nice young lady who loves to smoke unfiltered cigarettes, be it Camel, Lucky Strike, Pall Mall, etc.

She's 27 and has been smoking those things since she was 14 (got hooked on unfiltered because she stole them from her uncle). As a result, she has a super-hot body, but her face looks like she's 40 years old.

If they call Marlboros "cowboy killers," I can only imagine what unfiltered cigarettes should be called.
 
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