ALPHA CREW please STAND UP, please STAND UP...

P.s.com/you'redoingitwrong/wherestheprotein/comeatmebro/org.alpha

Sorry howwedo but that sounds like something my girl would eat for breakfast ; )

Alpha breakfast is steak, eggs, a virgin sacrifice (after she's no longer a virgin; p) and doing curls while eating... I don't know if you heard me counting but I did over a thousand. Followed up with Test Powder. Nuff said. All Alphas must step your game up we have a reputation to uphold now!
 
Valdez said:
P.s.com/you'redoingitwrong/where'synchrotron/org.alpha

Sorry howwedo but that sounds like something my girl would eat for breakfast ; )

Alpha breakfast is steak, eggs, a virgin sacrifice (after she's no longer a virgin; p) and doing curls while eating... I don't know if you heard me counting but I did over a thousand. Followed up with Test Powder. Nuff said. All Alphas must step your game up we have a reputation to uphold now!
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Real talk!
 
Airborne42 said:
I'm that Alpha lol I work nights
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What do you do on the graves? I feel ya bro, I did graves on the ambulance for a year and a half with a new born its rough...

Working nights to provide for your family - Alpha
 
When naming a dog, you gotta pay attention to it's personality so as to not give an improper name. Like naming a big dog "Killer" and all he does is lay around licking his nuts. Looks bad for you. Picking a normal name "Jack" is good because there is no indication either way if he is a haas or a wuss. Might not sound "Alpha" to go this route but it can be. For instance - Robber to you: "Who's in the bedroom!?" You: "Oh that's just Fluffy!" Robber walks in and is unaware of life coming to a painful end! Lol! (I just lol'd at the thought of you having a dog named Fluffy!) Nevermind!
 
Valdez said:
What do you do on the graves? I feel ya bro, I did graves on the ambulance for a year and a half with a new born its rough...

Working nights to provide for your family - Alpha
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I work in a warehouse lol soon working at ATK manufacturing bullets soon.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Fam first! It's tatted
 
AaronJP1 said:
My alpha azz hardly ever sleeps!
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Good thing this is the alpha thread otherwise I'd be all over that post dissecting the fück out of it lmfao!!!

Reread your post, edit get back to me...

If you're not feeling where i'm coming from then maybe just edit with "i'm so alpha I rarely sleep" and leave your a$$ out of it ; )
 
Airborne42 said:
I work in a warehouse lol soon working at ATK manufacturing bullets soon.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Fam first! It's tatted
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And if its tatted...?

Its the trooooof! You picking up what i'm putting down?
 
Valdez said:
And if its tatted...?

Its the trooooof! You picking up what i'm putting down?
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Lmfao that's the words of a wise alpha
 
Valdez said:
P.s.com/you'redoingitwrong/wherestheprotein/comeatmebro/org.alpha

Sorry howwedo but that sounds like something my girl would eat for breakfast ; )

Alpha breakfast is steak, eggs, a virgin sacrifice (after she's no longer a virgin; p) and doing curls while eating... I don't know if you heard me counting but I did over a thousand. Followed up with Test Powder. Nuff said. All Alphas must step your game up we have a reputation to uphold now!
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You mean FruityPebbles isn't Alpha? Yet another reason I'm on the outside looking in!
 
lukehayd said:
You mean FruityPebbles isn't Alpha? Yet another reason I'm on the outside looking in!
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Lol!!!
 
I'm going back to sleep now to get some more test going! Reps to all you Alpha mofos upon my return!
 
Just had 1900 of my 6000 calories required to stay Alpha for breakfast...gotta feed the beast.
 
AaronJP1 said:
What's a good alpha name for a male all black rot (puppy)?
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^^^ This guy... A....L.....P......H.......A

Black Hulk, Any Greek mythology God name... Will get you more soon
 
Valdez said:
^^^ This guy... A....L.....P......H.......A

Black Hulk, Any Greek mythology God name... Will get you more soon
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Clear inbox d!ck
 
Done gay boy
 
BOOOOOMMMMM!
 
Compound 20
 
T-Bone said:
I'm gonna take my fiber and take an ALPHA DUMP!
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Just make sure u got an alpha toilet. ^^^
A dog just did that alpha style on someones beautiful alpha lawn.... Ruined all their pretty alpha flowers too. ;)

You should see him now using an alpha shovel lifting with alpha power to get it & after that he'll need a tall glass of alpha water.
The dog is now taking an alpha nap.
:thumbsup:
 
T-Bone said:
I found your Crew Celorza!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay6GjmiJTPM">YouTube Link</a>
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Lol!!!
 
Oh damn, look at this video I found of the Alpha Crew!

[video=youtube_share;PHRjWauwpvE]http://youtu.be/PHRjWauwpvE[/video]
 
Just had my alpha lunch....

Now I'm about to get an alpha cut!
 
CaptHowdy5150 said:
Oh damn, look at this video I found of the Alpha Crew!

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Thems fighting words Captain
 
Quick disclaimer...

Anyone in the military, pd,, Fire department or any other profession with a high amount of camaraderie already knows this but talking shít is part of the bond. : )

I am very rarely serious on this forum. I never understood the point at getting angry at a computer screen with someone that may or may not be what they claim on the internet. I'm just here to support each other learn and get fücking stacked.

Summary : don't take me seriously when i'm clowning on ya folks: ) ail in good fun!
 
Also, no BS will be allowed in this thread any intentional flaming of our bothers, Alpha Crew or otherwise is not tolerated. We're here to build each other up even though some may have a sig whatever, we're all brothers in iron.

Now Bro-Out ya gays!
 
Valdez said:
Also, no BS will be allowed in this thread any intentional flaming of our bothers, Alpha Crew or otherwise is not tolerated. We're here to build each other up even though some may have a sig whatever, we're all brothers in iron.

Now Bro-Out ya gays!
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Yeah we pump iron and eat like alphas so when we neg we neg like alphas!!!! Remember that haters!!!!! :)
 
Valdez said:
Also, no BS will be allowed in this thread any intentional flaming of our bothers, Alpha Crew or otherwise is not tolerated. We're here to build each other up even though some may have a sig whatever, we're all brothers in iron.

Now Bro-Out ya gays!
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Swole Chimp says he is more Alpha than anyone here..I find his argument compelling.

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Valdez said:
Quick disclaimer...

Anyone in the military, pd,, Fire department or any other profession with a high amount of camaraderie already knows this but talking shít is part of the bond. : )

I am very rarely serious on this forum. I never understood the point at getting angry at a computer screen with someone that may or may not be what they claim on the internet. I'm just here to support each other learn and get fücking stacked.

Summary : don't take me seriously when i'm clowning on ya folks: ) ail in good fun!
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I agree bro! We always bust balls in my pd lol I think fire fighters police and military are the best at joking and busting nuts but always turning on seriousness and maturity WHEN needed
 
CaptHowdy5150 said:
Swole Chimp says he is more Alpha than anyone here..I find his argument compelling.

<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=59993"/>
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You would
 
howwedo107 said:
I agree bro! We always bust balls in my pd lol I think fire fighters police and military are the best at joking and busting nuts but always turning on seriousness and maturity WHEN needed
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Exactly we go from telling you that I sleeping with your mom and i'm actually your dad to pulling people out of burning cars, houses etc... Its a switch
 
Alpha safety bump... Be safe tonight my brothers! No dui's, no fights, no bull shít....

Remember, Alpha - I am who I am...
 
Wake up mu****er...!!!!
 
Had an alpha night!!!
 
Give some props to my buddy Corey Wyatt! Was #1 ranked ammy in the nation for his weight class... Went pro and so far he's 4-0 as a pro with his fight last night did a first round knockout. He's done fighting local and now moving to the big dogs. UFC ain't ready for his storm! Can't wait to see him fight Silva. Now for this... He's ALPHA AS F#CK!!!
 
Happy fathers day to all you alpha dads out there! ;-)
 
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