I got one..
"America actually re-elected Bush."
ahahhaha, oh man its gold.
That would be funny if well....it was funny. Seriously, do you want to spit in our faces that bad? Do you think you're that much better and that much more intelligent? Please, enlighten me. Teach me whatever it is that you know that makes you socialists in Canada and Europe so more intelligent that us Americans? Please, tell me why you're better. I want to know.
I'm glad you live in socialist Canada, I hope more of our lazy head in your direction.
America has a long great history of accomplishments and we don't need any socialist bumbs screwing all of that up.