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Jayhawkk

Jayhawkk

Legend
A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife:
"Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings -- we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings -- we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings -- we jump on de ingine and we s ready to go.

From now on, when I says 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I says 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I says 'Bell tree' we's gonna mek love all tru de night."

The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One' and she stripped naked.
'Bell Two' and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Tree' and they started to make love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled out Bell Four".
"What de hell is 'Bell Four'?" he asked.
She replied : "Roll out more hose, mon, you aint nowhere near de fire."
 
Here's a tip for you:

When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again.

This way, if they ever leave you, they'll get withdrawal symptoms, think it's love, and come back.
 
Chub said:
Here's a tip for you:

When you start going out with someone, just after they go to sleep at night, put a nicotine patch on their arm. Then, just before they wake up in the morning, take it off again.

This way, if they ever leave you, they'll get withdrawal symptoms, think it's love, and come back.
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Is that the reason you been stalking that girl, lol
 
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