A funny customer

wheystation

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Okay, I know that you guys will appreciate this story AND I am fairly certain that the guy I am talking about is NOT a member here.

I have this cell phone that I use just for ATW Bulk sales. I wanted customers to know that they can ALWAYS order, no matter what time, day or night.......Okay, well, NO ONE ever calls it - everyone just emails me and puts the orders through this way. So after a month of carrying this stupid phone with me while I am out - I finally stop carrying it and leave it in my desk.

So, this morning, I pick it up to charge it and I see that there are SEVENTEEN missed calls!!!!!

At first, I panicked thinking that all these people are trying to order and here I am disappointing them!!! So, I go to the call log and they are ALL the same number (somewhere in the Midwest) and then I look at the time of calls and they are like within a one hour period - so I start thinking who would call seventeen times in one hour......so then, I check my voice messages and there are three - SAME GUY! First two messages are just this impatient breathing and sighing and then the third message. HE JUST SCREAMS "**** YOU" and hangs up!!!!!

This poor bastard - he really wanted his WHEY - I called and left him a really sweet message about how sorry I was to miss his call and am waiting........ So, the moral of this story is "NO MAN NEEDS TO WAIT FOR HIS FUCKING WHEY - The customers' whey or the highway, baby.

Have a great week.

Laura
 
hehe, no doubt you guys go outa your whey :) to satisfy your customers. Now, if you only carried egg white protein. :D
 
maybe you need to slip some horse tranq's in his Whey order to calm him down....
 
wheystation said:
Stalker?????? I would love one. I always say "negative attention is better than no attention.

Laura

well what do you look like? I am sure someone here will stalk you....... :lol:
 
goes4ever said:
well what do you look like? I am sure someone here will stalk you....... :lol:

You know what? I could lie - but I like you guys too much to do that to you. I am, sadly, a 44 year old Mom who had her moment in the lights and now I am just working on being a good single parent to a 10 year old boy!!!!!! Sigh, but I have the memories (sober ones, some of them!)

have a great night -------- near philly, if any stalkers want to put me on the route.

Laura
 
wheystation said:
You know what? I could lie - but I like you guys too much to do that to you. I am, sadly, a 44 year old Mom who had her moment in the lights and now I am just working on being a good single parent to a 10 year old boy!!!!!! Sigh, but I have the memories (sober ones, some of them!)

have a great night -------- near philly, if any stalkers want to put me on the route.

Laura
Hell, the smoothie mixes alone are enough to make me willing to marry you. And my friend Gina tried some recently in one of her smoothies, and she loved it. So you may have a new customer coming your way.
 
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