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3-AD; Hank's do over thread.

the "No Salt" fake salt is all potassium, so its a 2 in one win, less sodium for water retention, and gets your potatassium in
 
thesinner said:
You should get her a pair of fishbowl platforms. I would love to see a chick in those shoes on a treadmill or elliptical or something. It'd be as hilarious as it is hot.
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probably a great workout too. maybe we can get you to try this and tell us how it is. lol.
 
just line 2 treadmills up one in front of the other, and tell her you are going to chase her and rape her when you catch her. Some good cardio either way
 
You guys are horrible! But it reminds me of a funny story. We were in Priscilla's down here checking back on some samples we brought them to get the Slick Pleasures line in. The manager there is one of those talkers. We were a few days out from theArnold and she kept trying to convince me that the clear stripper shoes were the thing I needed for the Arnold. Everytime we go in the to check back with her she tries to sell me stripper shoes:aargh:
 
crader said:
You guys are horrible! But it reminds me of a funny story. We were in Priscilla's down here checking back on some samples we brought them to get the Slick Pleasures line in. The manager there is one of those talkers. We were a few days out from theArnold and she kept trying to convince me that the clear stripper shoes were the thing I needed for the Arnold. Everytime we go in the to check back with her she tries to sell me stripper shoes:aargh:
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(1) I am disappointed you didn't wear stripper shoes to the Arnold. That would've been hilarious, and given Matt 1000+ excuses to kick some other punk's ass.

(2) This reminds me of a story of when I was a pledge. As part of one of the pledge activities, we had to buy a paddle, decorate it, and give it to our Big. My other pledge brother and I went out on a mission to find paddles to decorate. Well, the nearest place that sold paddles was the greek store at another college 30 minutes away. We got there and it was closed, and tried to find another place that was supposedly in town.
After driving around for an hour without any luck, we drove by a Priscilla's (or one of those kinda stores), and thought "Dude, there's probably all kinds of S&M **** in there, maybe they'll have paddles." So we go in, and the guy, who probably thought we were a couple of homosexuals, said to us with a completely straight face, "I'm sorry, we don't have any paddles, but I can sell you this fine bull whip."
 
just had to report this:

hopped on the scale this morning to see if that 1lb i had gained yesterday was a fluke.......and the scale says i'm up another 1lb.

so i'm on day 5 and already up 2lbs in scale weight after being severly stuck at 180lbs for over a month!
this is obviously not dhea!!! lol.
 
also, i know there are probably a few people out there wondering how am i on day 5 when most everyone else is just starting day 2.

well, for some unexplained strange reason i got my supply days earlier.

and i know you probably won't believe me, but i swear i didn't blow anyone to get it this fast.
 
Hank Vangut said:
just had to report this:

hopped on the scale this morning to see if that 1lb i had gained yesterday was a fluke.......and the scale says i'm up another 1lb.

so i'm on day 5 and already up 2lbs in scale weight after being severly stuck at 180lbs for over a month!
this is obviously not dhea!!! lol.
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Dang dude, 2 lb in 5 days, 23 days worth of pills...8 to 10lb of possible gains? Oh SNAP!

Hank Vangut said:
also, i know there are probably a few people out there wondering how am i on day 5 when most everyone else is just starting day 2.

well, for some unexplained strange reason i got my supply days earlier.

and i know you probably won't believe me, but i swear i didn't blow anyone to get it this fast.
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Not even the FedEX guy?
 
LOL this thread is cracking me up today, with Sinners talk of bull whips and right after that Hank swearing he didn't give any blow jobs:whip:
 
crader said:
LOL this thread is cracking me up today, with Sinners talk of bull whips and right after that Hank swearing he didn't give any blow jobs:whip:
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Just like being in college again.
 
Hank would never do anything like that, obviously the only reason you got it first was so if something horrible happened (aka turned into like Spawn or something) you were the farthest away from Mace so he figured you would just fVck up the people around you instead of him in your fit of anger.
 
OCCFan023 said:
Hank would never do anything like that, obviously the only reason you got it first was so if something horrible happened (aka turned into like Spawn or something) you were the farthest away from Mace so he figured you would just fVck up the people around you instead of him in your fit of anger.
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I was thinking that myself. But it sounded better when you said it. I could just see Hank turning in to Spawn...does that mean that Mace would be Violator? If only I were good at dat der photoshop...
 
EasyEJL said:
just line 2 treadmills up one in front of the other, and tell her you are going to chase her and rape her when you catch her. Some good cardio either way
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that reminds me of this joke -

Lose 80lbs in 3 Days……
did you hear about the guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? he tried the scarsdale diet, the navy diet, weight watchers, etc. and none worked.

he was reading the paper one day when he noticed a small ad that read, ”lose weight $1.00 a pound.” and it simply listed a telephone number.

having little to lose the man called the number. a voice on the other end asked, “how much weight do you want to lose?”
to which the man responded, “ten pounds.”

the voice replied, “very well, put you check in the mail and we’ll have a representative over to your house in the morning.”
about 9:00 A.M. the next morning the man gets a knock on the door. there stood a beautiful redheaded woman, completely naked except for a sign around her neck stating, “if you catch me you can screw me”.

well the overweight fellow chased her upstairs, downstairs, over sofas, through the kitchen, all around the house. finally he did catch her and when he was through enjoying himself, she said, “quick, go into the bathroom and weigh yourself!” he did just that and was amazed to find that he had lost ten pounds, right to the ounce!

that evening he called the number again. the voice on the other end asked, “how much weight do you want to lose?”
to which the somewhat less overweight man replied, “twenty pounds”. “very well”, the voice on the phone told him, “put your check in the mail and we’ll have a representative over to your house in the morning.”

at about 8:00 A.M. the next morning the man receives a knock on the door. when he opens the door he sees a beautiful blonde dressed only in track shoes and a sign around her neck stating, “if you catch me you can screw me”. the chase took awhile longer this time but the man finally did catch her.

when he was through she told him, “quick, run into the bathroom and weigh yourself!” he ran to the bathroom and found he had lost another 20 pounds! “this is fantastic!” he thought to himself.

later that evening he called the number again and the voice at the other end asked, “how much weight do you want to lose?” “fifty pounds!” the man exclaimed.
“fifty pounds?!?” the voice asked. “that’s an awful lot of weight to lose at one time.”
the overweight man replied, “my check’s already in the mail. you just have your representative over here in the morning.” then he hung up the phone.

about 6:00 A.M. the next morning the man gets out of bed and gets all fancied up, ready for the next representative. at about 7:00 A.M. he gets a knock on the door. when he opens the door he sees this large gorilla with a sign around his neck stating, “if i catch you i’m going to screw you.”
 
Hank, that's nothing. Jimmy Tango lost 155lb in 3 weeks. I know I've posted this before, lol.

 
Man that one boy at the table is a P.I.M.P... He's the only guy at the table while the others a panzing it up with their mom. Ya boy.
 
Updates Hank? Gain another pound?
 
So has the 3-AD made you run through walls or eat small children yet?
 
Trauma1 said:
So has the 3-AD made you run through walls or eat small children yet?
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THIEF! :rofl:
Maybe that's why we're lacking on updates?
 
Day 5:

worked legs in my home gym this aftrnoon.
squats, lunges, calf raises.
it was a quickie today!

nothing super-duper to report on the workout.
strength and reps = the same
but i was a sweaty bastard during the workout. more greasy than usual for sure.

other than that, still feeling great on this so far!

i know you probably want to hear some horror story about how 3-ad makes me squat to pee.....but this just hasn't happend.

really nothig negative to say.
 
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