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2009 College Football Season

Yeah Best Damn Band In The Land! Our band is definitely better than Florida's, don't even tell me there was a battle of the bands and we lost that to Florida as well.

Of all the things to trot out: "our flute players put flutes in their p*ssies better than your flute players!"
LOL

Anyway - Canes at OSU on Sept. 11th, 2010. Should be a good game - Pryor vs. Harris.
I'd love to make it up for that game but have no idea if I can swing that.

Am looking more at teh 2011 return trip to south FLA. Harris will be a senior.
 
Of all the things to trot out: "our flute players put flutes in their p*ssies better than your flute players!"
LOL

Anyway - Canes at OSU on Sept. 11th, 2010. Should be a good game - Pryor vs. Harris.
I'd love to make it up for that game but have no idea if I can swing that.

Am looking more at teh 2011 return trip to south FLA. Harris will be a senior.
jmh80 you just don't know how how big BDBITL is at Ohio State bro. The biggest things around OSU football are Woody Hayes, Archie Griffin, and The Band it's HUGE just ask any Buckeye. Besides I need something you saw our last three bowl games. I'm looking foward to the match-up as well, say what you will about my beloved Buckeyes but we have been scheduling at least one big non-conference game some schools won't do it anymore.
 
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All this band talk is bringing out the drumline geek in me. Must... fight... the urge...












Ah, f#%k it... Million Dollar Band ftw!!!:notworthy:
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I refuse to let this turn into a band-geek thread!!! :lick: :borladuck:
 
jmh80 you just don't know how how big BDBITL is at Ohio State bro. The biggest things around OSU football are Woody Hayes, Archie Griffin, and The Band it's HUGE just ask any Buckeye. Besides I need something you saw our last three bowl games. I'm looking foward to the match-up as well, say what you will about my beloved Buckeyes but we have been scheduling at least one big non-conference game some schools won't do it anymore.

I've never faulted or criticized you guys for scheduling OOC. Y'all have my respect in that category.
 
Why? Becuase everytime they play a good OOC team they get railed?

Obviously we sucked in the 2 national championship games but we played your Longhorns 3 times in the past 5 years and while we are 1-2, all three games were extremely competitive we could have won all 3. 7 BCS bowl games in 8 years with a 4-3 record in those games, I'll take that every time.
 
Obviously we sucked in the 2 national championship games but we played your Longhorns 3 times in the past 5 years and while we are 1-2, all three games were extremely competitive we could have won all 3. 7 BCS bowl games in 8 years with a 4-3 record in those games, I'll take that every time.

Yeah, too bad you cant win games to save your life now. USC will teabag you this year.
 
Yeah, too bad you cant win games to save your life now. USC will teabag you this year.

I'm not sure why I tried to give you a reasonable response, it won't happen again. Everyone has the right to be an idiot sometimes, some people abuse the right.
 
I'm not sure why I tried to give you a reasonable response, it won't happen again. Everyone has the right to be an idiot sometimes, some people abuse the right.

What reasonable response? Are you kidding me? At what point have you done anything but post with a sense of stupieriority, or a false sense of superiority. Moral of the story is your team is pathetic when it plays a good team and has been for a while. Cry more and post like you rule the ****ing school, see if I give a ****.

They schedule them. More than I can say for a lot o' teams, brah.

Lining up for beatings doesnt make you braver or more respectable, it makes you an idiot.

Hoping that at least one of those games will have you lucking into a victory is just pathetic.
 
What reasonable response? Are you kidding me? At what point have you done anything but post with a sense of stupieriority, or a false sense of superiority. Moral of the story is your team is pathetic when it plays a good team and has been for a while. Cry more and post like you rule the ****ing school, see if I give a ****.



Lining up for beatings doesnt make you braver or more respectable, it makes you an idiot.

Hoping that at least one of those games will have you lucking into a victory is just pathetic.

Woah chill out there buddy...idk what makes you bash OSU so much but while they have struggled on the main stage the past few years doesn't make them a horrible team, and definitely not over their history..

O and it is more respectable to at least aim for better teams i wish more did that than wussed out on the crap teams i see so many schedule
 
rubbering -- you like the quotes by the #1 running back in the country(who is being recruited by Alabama too) at his visit to AUBURN this weekend? "Nick Saban, you are SOL." and "Nick Saban better watch out for when all of us get on campus"... Auburn had 20 of the top 100 recruits on campus this past weekend on UNOFFICIAL visits. This means they all paid there own way to go visit AUBURN and it turned out to be one hell of a weekend. War Eagle!
 
rubbering -- you like the quotes by the #1 running back in the country(who is being recruited by Alabama too) at his visit to AUBURN this weekend? "Nick Saban, you are SOL." and "Nick Saban better watch out for when all of us get on campus"... Auburn had 20 of the top 100 recruits on campus this past weekend on UNOFFICIAL visits. This means they all paid there own way to go visit AUBURN and it turned out to be one hell of a weekend. War Eagle!

I'm sure Nick is losing all kinds of sleep over it. Actually, Seastrunk will fit nicely at the Barn. It's not every day you hear a high school kid who's never done a thing at the college level call out a championship coach. That's extremely sagacious.:rolleyes: In all honesty, that Big Pussy Weekend reeks of desperation.

I'm absolutely shocked Alabama isn't going to sign a player they weren't recruiting.

In short... :yawn:
 
I believe I heard the BCS was going to start using the birmingham news are part of there rating system also.

I think the Tide claims 2 national titles from the B'ham Hair Care & Tire Center....




Edit - I work with a lot of Auburn engineers. Got one poor Bama dude down here in LSU country. He's the most reasonable Bama fans I've met though so we only poke a bit.
But I get into all the Iron Bowl stuff and have been on the Auburn side cause you guys almost got Willis McGahee back in the day. Now my boss is a Plains(wo)man. And everyone here hates Nick Satan (Little Nicky, etc). So Bama jabs are a fav. at work.
 
Have you seen the real info about there "12" national championships?

1925 National Championship- Alabama claims they share this one with Dartmouth. Who awarded the NC? Houlgate and Helms. Houlgate started his system in 1927. So Bama won their 1925 NC using a formula that didn't exist until 1927? Helms Athletic Foundation started in 1941. Another incredible retroactive NC.

From College Football Data Warehouse

The Associated Press Poll has been active since 1936. The AP took their final poll prior to bowl games from 1936 - 1964 and in 1966 and 1967. They took their final poll after the bowl games in 1965 and from 1968 - Current.

Links:
History of Polls
Polling Systems 1926 National Championship- Alabama claims they share this one with 3 other teams with equal or better records! Once again it is the Helms Athletic Foundation in 1941 that awards it!

1930 National Championship- The Davis poll says that Bama tied Notre Dame for NC this year. This was the only one to award it to Bama. Notre Dame was named NC in 6 polls! Parke Davis is another retroactive system! He (an individual, not an organization) did his in 1933!

1934 National Championship- Alabama says they share this with two other teams. The awarders are Dunkel, Williamson, and Football Thesaurus. Dunkel was an individual who came up with his own system. Williamson was a geologist who came up with his own system. Football Thesaurus first appeared in 1946!

1941 National Championship- This is a complete joke. The AP ranked Alabama 20th in the nation with 14 teams with better records in the top 20. Once again it is the Football Thesaurus that retroactively awards it. Alabama finished 3rd in the SEC that year.

1961 National Championship- Finally a legitimate NC. One poll didn't give it to Bama though.

1964 National Championship- While the AP did award the NC to Bama (10-1-0), Arkansas had the better record, 11-0. Alabama played Texas in their bowl and LOST. The AP final poll was before the bowl.

1965 National Championship- The AP gave this to Bama. That year there were three teams with better records than Bama. Bama 9-1-1, Michigan St 10-1-0, Arkansas 10-1-0, Nebraska 10-1-0.

1973 National Championship- AP puts Bama 4th after their bowl game loss. Bama claims a NC from the UPI poll that was taken before they met Notre Dame in the bowl game and lost. There were 3 teams with better records than Bama that year. The embarrassment of naming Alabama number one caused the UPI to name champions after bowl games.

1978 National Championship- AP gives this to Alabama(11-1-0) even though USC (12-1-0) had the better record Guess who Alabama lost to that year? USC!!!!!!!!!. UPI gave the NC to USC.

1979 National Championship- Their second legitimate NC. Their first Unanimous NC.

1992 National Championship- Their third legitimate NC. Their second Unanimous NC.

You can see why people ridicule Bama fans when they talk about 12 NCs. The early ones were awarded by individuals years after the games were played. These weren't consensus polls but NCs awarded by people that had their own formula for determining champions. Some NCs where given before bowl games that Bama lost. Using Alabama logic, Auburn could claim four national championships. But when Bammers brag they like to say they have twelve and Auburn has one. How silly. The NCAA recognizes 6 NCs for Bama and there are only two NCs that Bama has unanimously. You can't find an Auburn site claiming four national championships but there are plenty Bama sites claiming twelve. Debunking the Alabama National Championship myths.
 
HOLY SMOKES!! THE BIRMINGHAM NEWS PRESEASON POLL!!! That's some beefy stuff!

I believe I heard the BCS was going to start using the birmingham news are part of there rating system also.

Hey genius, maybe you should've read the print. This was voted on by the football information directors of all 12 SEC schools... not the B'ham news.:no:

You're my best weapon... against you.
 
You can't find an Auburn site claiming four national championships but there are plenty Bama sites claiming twelve.

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"Auburn University officially only claims the Associated Press (AP) National Championship of 1957 (although the school does acknowledge the 1913, 1983, 1993 and 2004 titles in their media guide)."

You just can't help yourself, can you?:lol:
 
I love watching SEC fans go at it. It's beautiful! :lick:
 
I actually did notice it I just didnt care. Would you like me to claim you the SEC Champions right now before the season starts because of a poll of 6 retards? Honestly? I'd like to know the last SEC team to lose there starting QB/RB/Best OL/Best defensive player and win the SEC the following year. Andre Smith was the heart of that team, without him they are a below average SEC team. So below average that UTAH from the MWC put a size 19 shoe 23 inches up there ass. Way to embarass the SEC. Wasn't LA Monroe enough the year before?
 
I actually did notice it I just didnt care. Would you like me to claim you the SEC Champions right now before the season starts because of a poll of 6 retards? Honestly? I'd like to know the last SEC team to lose there starting QB/RB/Best OL/Best defensive player and win the SEC the following year. Andre Smith was the heart of that team, without him they are a below average SEC team. So below average that UTAH from the MWC put a size 19 shoe 23 inches up there ass. Way to embarass the SEC. Wasn't LA Monroe enough the year before?

I typed your post onto Google and got 1,459,239,782 hits containing the word redundancy. I've come to notice that upwards of 90% of your posts have nothing to do with Auburn... and everything to do with Alabama. Infatuated much?:love:

What happened to that post pertaining to you being the best thing about Birmingham? I wanted to quote you and agree.:lol:
 
You should agree.. it's true lol.. This city is the worst run piece of America. Heard about the scandals of the mayor and the police force? It's ridiculous. I wouldn't talk about Alabama if they didn't give me so much to talk about. Nor would I if there fans(you) weren't taking hulisegenics(sp) constantly.
 
You should agree.. it's true lol.. This city is the worst run piece of America. Heard about the scandals of the mayor and the police force? It's ridiculous.

Well, it can't be any worse than Mobile! All of Alabama's major cities are in bad shape, and as much as I love the football team, Tuscaloosa is a dump. My sister received her BA and her master's degree from UA several years ago, and she'd never go back. I'd thought about buying a place and taking a teaching position in Fairhope or Foley (close to Gulf Shores, across the bay from Mobile) because it's a quiet and scenic area... but I just couldn't do it. After 17 years away, I don't think I could ever re-adjust, if you know what I mean. I don't intend for that to sound pretentious, but I'm sure you understand the very common mindset you have to contend with in order to live in the deep south. I do miss being near my family though, including my father... an avid Auburn supporter.:grumpy::thumbsup:
 
Huntsville is the only place in Alabama that is striving. That's where I went to HS and my parents live. The rest isn't anything to write home about(except Auburn;))
 
You should agree.. it's true lol.. This city is the worst run piece of America. Heard about the scandals of the mayor and the police force? It's ridiculous. I wouldn't talk about Alabama if they didn't give me so much to talk about. Nor would I if there fans(you) weren't taking hulisegenics(sp) constantly.

"sweet home ALABAMA"...skynard:sleeping:
 
I actually did notice it I just didnt care. Would you like me to claim you the SEC Champions right now before the season starts because of a poll of 6 retards? Honestly? I'd like to know the last SEC team to lose there starting QB/RB/Best OL/Best defensive player and win the SEC the following year. Andre Smith was the heart of that team, without him they are a below average SEC team. So below average that UTAH from the MWC put a size 19 shoe 23 inches up there ass. Way to embarass the SEC. Wasn't LA Monroe enough the year before?

uh.....oooohhhh!!:raincloud:
 
To lighten the mood a bit:


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Saddest... schedule... ever.

Sep 5 Akron
Sep 12 Syracuse
Sep 19 Temple
Sep 26 Iowa
Oct 3 at Illinois
Oct 10 Eastern Illinois
Oct 17 Minnesota
Oct 24 at Michigan
Oct 31 at Northwestern
Nov 7 Ohio State
Nov 14 Indiana
Nov 21 at Michigan State

Sorry, I know it was previously posted... but it's just the most pathetic lineup ever. No, really... just look at it.

So I guess Penn State starts their fall practice on Sept. 20.:lol:
 
Some funny Alabama jokes and Alabama FOOTBALL jokes --

Q. What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.

Q. A new law was passed in Alabama recently.
A. When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

The Auburn/Alabama Game

Alabama/Auburn
50 yard line

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Auburn/ Alabama game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Auburn/Alabama game, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Auburn/Alabama game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
terrible! But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at her funeral."



YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE FAN WHEN.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
 
How do you get to Auburn?
Go south until you smell it, then east 'til you step in it.

What do you call a seven course meal at Auburn?
Possum and a six-pack.

Auburn football players were recently seen writing "TGIF" on their cleats. Not because they were happy it was Friday... but to remember "toes go in first."







I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your servers.:icon_lol:
 
Some funny Alabama jokes and Alabama FOOTBALL jokes --

Q. What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
A. A full set of teeth.

Q. A new law was passed in Alabama recently.
A. When a couple gets a divorce, they're still brother and sister.

The Auburn/Alabama Game

Alabama/Auburn
50 yard line

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Auburn/ Alabama game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Auburn/Alabama game, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Auburn/Alabama game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's
terrible! But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at her funeral."



YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE FAN WHEN.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, y'all, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

lol :rofl:

here's one: What is 300 ft long and has 3 teeth? The front row of an Alabama home game................
 
Saddest... schedule... ever.

Sep 5 Akron
Sep 12 Syracuse
Sep 19 Temple
Sep 26 Iowa
Oct 3 at Illinois
Oct 10 Eastern Illinois
Oct 17 Minnesota
Oct 24 at Michigan
Oct 31 at Northwestern
Nov 7 Ohio State
Nov 14 Indiana
Nov 21 at Michigan State

Sorry, I know it was previously posted... but it's just the most pathetic lineup ever. No, really... just look at it.

So I guess Penn State starts their fall practice on Sept. 20.:lol:

you wanna go there.............who would even schedule this team??
 

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you wanna go there.............who would even schedule this team??

Actually, we can definitely go there. Joe Pa may be a shining example of upstanding citizenship in college football, but your team's schedule this year is criminal. But hey, at least you'll play a good out-of-conference team NEXT year.;) I'm becoming more of an Ohio State fan by the day.:lol:
 
Joe Pa may be a shining example of upstanding citizenship in college football, but your team's schedule this year is criminal

Next to the Gators, I like PSU (living here in Penn State country), love Joe Pa, but I'm with rubberring on this schedule thing. PSU's non-conference games have always been a "I didn't even know there was a college there" thing. This year makes a bad example even worse.

My Dad (PSU alum) is a big booster, has had season PSU tickets for over 40 years and has recently leased seats in the new Club Section and has rooms for every game at Toft Trees (nice resort as plenny knows). Makes for a great "Happy Valley" weekend. So about this time every year he and I go through the schedule. He gets the first picks for himself and his cronies then let's me pick a game or two for my family & friends. This year he said "I definitely want OSU and Iowa, you can pick the next 2 and I'll take the rest."

First time in quite a while there wasn't anything there after the 2nd pick. Minnesota? I'd rather stay home so I could watch that and a good SEC game on TV.
So I told him "no thanks, I'll pass this year".
He looked back at the schedule, nodded like he understood, and quickly put it back in his wallet.

The bigger problem is that PSU could (should?) go undefeated with a schedule like this only to end up in the NCG against a battle tested Texas or Florida and it's all one-sided like 2006, 2007 all over again. The Big 10 does it's teams no favors with such scheduling and no Conference Championship Game. Big 10 needs to rethink itself to get back to the glory days. Denial and blind support does it no favors.
 
FWIW, Paterno is a big proponent of a conference championship game. The big ten just needs to add another team. That said, that out of confrence schedule is way too soft. As much as it killed me to watch Ohio state take that ass whooping from USC last year, I am happy they've got big name matchups for awhile now.
 
Next to the Gators, I like PSU (living here in Penn State country), love Joe Pa, but I'm with rubberring on this schedule thing. PSU's non-conference games have always been a "I didn't even know there was a college there" thing. This year makes a bad example even worse.

My Dad (PSU alum) is a big booster, has had season PSU tickets for over 40 years and has recently leased seats in the new Club Section and has rooms for every game at Toft Trees (nice resort as plenny knows). Makes for a great "Happy Valley" weekend. So about this time every year he and I go through the schedule. He gets the first picks for himself and his cronies then let's me pick a game or two for my family & friends. This year he said "I definitely want OSU and Iowa, you can pick the next 2 and I'll take the rest."

First time in quite a while there wasn't anything there after the 2nd pick. Minnesota? I'd rather stay home so I could watch that and a good SEC game on TV.
So I told him "no thanks, I'll pass this year".
He looked back at the schedule, nodded like he understood, and quickly put it back in his wallet.

The bigger problem is that PSU could (should?) go undefeated with a schedule like this only to end up in the NCG against a battle tested Texas or Florida and it's all one-sided like 2006, 2007 all over again. The Big 10 does it's teams no favors with such scheduling and no Conference Championship Game. Big 10 needs to rethink itself to get back to the glory days. Denial and blind support does it no favors.

you have GOT to be sh*ttin' me!!! With games like Charleston Southern, Troy, Florida Int'l, and Arkansas, you call Florida battle tested?? Charleston Southern, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A SCHOOL THERE.:dunno:
 
FWIW, Paterno is a big proponent of a conference championship game. The big ten just needs to add another team. That said, that out of confrence schedule is way too soft. As much as it killed me to watch Ohio state take that ass whooping from USC last year, I am happy they've got big name matchups for awhile now.

There was/is talk of Nortre Dame possibly entering the big 10..make that big 12..OH!! there is a big 12..how about the ELITE 12..yeah!:006:
 


you have GOT to be sh*ttin' me!!! With games like Charleston Southern, Troy, Florida Int'l, and Arkansas, you call Florida battle tested?? Charleston Southern, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A SCHOOL THERE.:dunno:

Don't be dense. When you play in the nation's elite conference, and then play a championship game at a neutral site... you are battle-tested. Arkansas will be better than at least 6 teams in the Elfin Eleven. Hey, last I heard the Gators still play Florida State every year. What happened to playing Pitt? Too much of a risk?:rolleyes: Your 7-5 team will be 11-1 on paper next year, and then they'll get waxed again in the Rose Bowl. Same ol' song. I'd be pissed or at least extremely critical about the situation if I were you, but you're too obtuse for that.

Btw... well said OG.
 
C'mon Gator fans... can't Bama hold at least one title in the SEC???:lol:
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Damn - I think we're moving in to the FSU "Criminole" ranks now..........NAH!!

Not yet at least. :D
 
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Damn - I think we're moving in to the FSU "Criminole" ranks now..........NAH!!

Not yet at least. :D

You guys stand alone on the police blotter in Florida for sure.

I recognize Meyer's agenda. Is wat it is. But I"m tired of your retard Gator fans talking like y'all are a bunch of Tebow dudes.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
 
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