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EvoMuse Presents: Eviscerate Smolder (2026)
I released Smolder around 2009. It's about time we have a significant update. NOTE: The Capsaicin has been further reduced and compensated by Stearoyl Vanillylamide, a non-burning TRPV1 agonist. This, along with the huge carrier upgrade, should reduce or eliminate any surface burning. For best... -
EvoMuse Presents: TopMuscle ™ Elite
TopMuscle: Enhanced Hypertrophy Force Multipler You've got the regimen dialed: deep stretches, lengthened partials, emphasized eccentrics, and the discipline to push yourself to failure...and sometimes beyond. But that's not enough, is it? Because it's never enough. You think you know how it... -
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EvoMuse Temporary Shut Down
Hi everyone DCP presale ends today. I will be packing everything up and moving to a new city. I won't be able to process any orders starting Monday for probably a week. Get what you need now, please. -
DCP Presale
Stock is expected next week, and costs have risen almost 10%. So I figure I can offer a very short presale deal at $50 which will save you around $10. https://evolutionarymuse.com/products/dcp-damage-control-protocol -
BMP/MyoSynergy discount sale
Use code MyBMP for 20% off of the BMP/MyoSynergy stack w/ a free Slintensity. https://evolutionarymuse.com/products/myosynergy-bmp-stack I think it comes to $88, so bring your Flux Capacitor. -
BMP Restock
Should be here this week. Currently a presale at the store. Don't forget to use code Evomuse11 for an additional 11% off. -
EvoMuse Presents: AndroLo Pro
AndroLo Pro is a huge leap forward for topical muscle builders. Using a blend of anabolic agents in the Evolutionary Muse proprietary carrier, the AndroLo Pro formula penetrates into the area applied and helps transform your physique into a lean and hard work of art. AndroLo Pro contains ... -
EvoMuse Presents: FSC Atomic Meltdown Fat Burning Tanning Lotion
Atomic Meltdown™ During the ages of the past, people always tried to make themselves physically appear luxurious and wealthy. Whether bathed and perfumed, soft and chubby, or skin pale and sheltered from the sun – opulence often accompanied being away from the dirt, sun, and physical... -
GUT HEALTH GH20 CODE
Forgot to include it in the email. Use code GH20 for 20% off of all Gut Health combos. Also, if you add up the capsules, past the first month loading phase you get an extra 5 caps per month, so the year supply (6 bottle) actually gets you 13 months worth. -
EvoMuse Presents: Güt Health
Güt Health Writeup Probiotics. Tiny little organisms that seem to be catching a free ride in our Gastrointestinal Tract. The truth, however, goes way out there and straddles science fiction and perhaps even horror. We are not just ourselves inhabiting these bodies. We are not alone. Ever... -
Nighttime fat loss protocol
I've been asked about other uses for Defuse and I have come up with this for immediately before bed. Try to keep carb and fat intake to 2-3 hours prior to bed. 1- 25mg Ephedrine. Lipolytic per b2 activation releases fat from fat cells into circulation. 2- 2 Defuse. Prevents the recently freed... -
15% off everything
All discounted stacks, deals, and even the MyoSynergy Presale (ending in 10 days) 15% off with code EM15. -
EvoMuse Presents: Myosynergy Elite (2025 version)
The complexity of this subject matter is extremely high. To do it justice, the writeup should have been 20 pages - but alas we live in the real world where something has to be explained just enough so you will understand the important things. With that in mind, I apologize ahead of time if it... -
EvoMuse Presents: Virile Mane Serum 25
Some light editing left, but i want to get this posted since we are already selling while final labels are being done. VIRILE MANE SERUM 25 WRITEUP In men, balding can negatively affect confidence, self-image, mental health, perception of overall health and age, as well as mate... -
Defuse Presale
Presale ETA 11-15 https://evolutionarymuse.com/products/defuse Defuse | Fat Gain Inhibitor Thermodynamics and biochemistry... A couple of mouthfuls that don’t have the potential to make you fat. Calories, on the other hand, do. The feeding of calories into the system known as the human body... -
EvoMuse presents: Exemplar™
This one was started a year and a half ago, but stayed in development until it was perfected. This is incredibly complex, both from a mechanism and a production standpoint. Hoping to have this ready for New Year, but Defuse and Gut Health restock sales will determine for sure. Exemplar(tm)... -
DCP Stack Presales
DCP will go into restock production this week. I'll be posting up not only discounted presales but several stacks. -
Tax Return Sale Discount Code
Use code Booyah15 for 15% off. Low stock warning for AndroLo. -
EvoMuse Presents: BRITE Enhanced 2023 Writeup
BRITE ENHANCED WRITE-UP INTRO "A cold, starving animal doesn't care about a 6-pack." Perspective is a complex thing. From the perspective of an undisciplined modern human, life is surrounded by plenty and our worries can consist of trying to reach our most aesthetically pleasing selves...