Jimothy's Back (and worse than ever)

honestly in his current situation the play here is to just rip the shirt off to mow the front yard and establish your dominance over the rest of the neighborhood dads.

need a cup of sugar from the neighbors? go over shirtless.
taking the garbage out? no need for a shirt.
working on the car? nope, no shirt needed.

gotta go get the mail. boom.
I do most of those things shirtless here right now. Mowing is how I establish my base summer tan and I’m not putting a shirt on to run out to the curb for mail/trash. I’ve already switched to flip-flops 6/7 days of the week when not at the gym or a longer walk.
 
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