Do You Smell That? Another Contest From AN!! Smells Pretty Good Too!!

[xjsynx]

YOU GUYS WILL MISS ME WHEN I AM GONE! especially myth

 

[jasonschaffin]

Time to go see the gf. Maybe more facts later. Get it closer to 2500 for me!

 

[TheMyth]

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

 

[bolt10]

LAST POST EVAH! well for today maybe

hahahaha u liar i see wat u did here and the last one

 

[xjsynx]

Why not???????

BECAUSE YOU HURT MY FEELINGS hahahaha I kid I kid

 

[bolt10]

YOU GUYS WILL MISS ME WHEN I AM GONE! especially myth

yea...

 

[TheMyth]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

 

[xjsynx]

hahahaha u liar i see wat u did here and the last one

What are talking about? shhhhhh Myth doesn't know

 

[grila jujitsu]

FACT: R. KELLY is a r&b story teller! and not an actual singer!

 

[bolt10]

aite no more

 

[TheMyth]

When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

 

[xjsynx]

This is my last post for today at least

 

[TheMyth]

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

 

[bolt10]

lol

 

[TheMyth]

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[TheMyth]

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[TheMyth]

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

[grila jujitsu]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

 

[TheMyth]

According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

 

[TheMyth]

Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.

 

[TheMyth]

Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

 

[EasyEJL]

I've still got stomach cramps from the brazillian place last nite. I need a nice burger for dinner tonite to cap it off

 

[rpen22]

Okay, WTF did I miss??

I had to get my hairs cut.

 

[brass monkey]

Okay, WTF did I miss??

I had to get my hairs cut.

I second that what did I miss:think:

 

[EasyEJL]

entertainment. I wish I would have tried lipotrophin

 

[bolt10]

I second that what did I miss:think:

u didnt miss too much we just have been learning a bunch of random facts

 

[brass monkey]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer

 

[EasyEJL]

What reasonably national (or if local in the Tampa area) place has the best burgers? I generally would go to Chilis for consistently good ones, and kinda like the Ruby Tuesday's minis, but i'm open to suggestions

 

[brass monkey]

are there any Red Robins down there

 

[brass monkey]

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

 

[EasyEJL]

hmm no, none in florida

 

[brass monkey]

Man that stinks there burgers are great

 

[EasyEJL]

I suppose I should eat cleaner anyhow tonite, after last nite

 

[brass monkey]

Any winners while I was at softball

 

[brass monkey]

Burgers are a protein offset right :think:

 

[EasyEJL]

no one else looking at this thread eats burgers?

 

[brass monkey]

Mushroom and swiss burger is the best cheat meal IMO

 

[EasyEJL]

probably just make a burger at home I guess on a whole grain bun

 

[brass monkey]

nice get you some of that 99% fat free ground beef

 

[bolt10]

no one else looking at this thread eats burgers?

srry man i was gonna say red robin too...i dnt kno florida to well

 

[brass monkey]

Thats ok they have boston lobster feast
all you can eat lobster

 

[EasyEJL]

I have to make sure I try it next time i am in range of one. If only xj was here, I could ask if they are around denver

 

[EasyEJL]

Thats ok they have boston lobster feast
all you can eat lobster

$30 a person only too. Its amazing really.

 

[brass monkey]

:hot: Now im getting hungry

 

[bolt10]

:hot: Now im getting hungry

me too all this food talk makes me wanna eat...good thing im bulking haha

 

[brass monkey]

Yeah it one of the best places Ive ever been
Seafood lovers dream

 

[EasyEJL]

Today was the last day of my 12 week body for life challenge

 

[bolt10]

oic so that y u takin a lil time to enjoy some stuff

 

[brass monkey]

was it a competition or just a 12 week program

 

[EasyEJL]

Its sorta both, its a program, but a piece of it is putting in for their transformation contest too