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Scarlett Johanson To Star As Jenna Jameson !!!

Johansen is flatter than a board though. I like a nice set of perky tatas as much as a set of jumblies myself. But to get into character she'll need some enhancement.

Edit: My mistake, I was confusing Johansen with Knightly for some reason. What a putz. Johansen definitely has the goods to make this work.
 
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about the doggie comment.. i wish i had a larger chest.. SJ has a pretty big one and i think there will be some pretty beautiful swinging going on there if they do that in the movie lol
 
Squeaks4ver said:
about the doggie comment.. i wish i had a larger chest.. SJ has a pretty big one and i think there will be some pretty beautiful swinging going on there if they do that in the movie lol
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YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for the visual. thats what i was imagining too. Its okay you dont have to be swinging if you got a nice heart shaped ass!
 
I saw a guy yesterday with a hard on at the gym.. it was pretty funny, but he kept trying to hide it, but it was pretty much a failed effort lol
 
I think it's safe to say that I can happily die if I see SJ in the nude acting like a pornstar.

Sweet mother of all that is good and holy.

CDB- I almost punched your avatar when I read your "flat chested" comment. lol
 
"I tapped up Scarlett for the part and I'm very excited about the film."

-Jenna Jameson

That alone makes me randy.
 
my luck they are going to turn this to make JJ look like some sort of mother teresa or something.. i am going to be pissed!
 
Squeaks4ver said:
my luck they are going to turn this to make JJ look like some sort of mother teresa or something.. i am going to be pissed!
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Nah, they'll Boogie Night it is what I'm thinking. Honest but without much revealing. They'll probably have one massive nude/**** scene to get the impact of her intro to stripping/porn, and then marginalize it for the rest of the film.
 
bioman said:
I really want to get to know the "real" Jenna.


No, not really. Lmao.
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LOL thats what I was thinking. They act they like she made something of herself. Hmm she was a belly dancer then made it all the way to the big leagues, porn. Not saying I don't like seeing a movie of hers but come on, she's def not anyone to make a movie about.
 
The only biography I've ever read is Jenna's. Was a good read too. My wife has met her a couple times, said she hot, and very tiny/petite.
 
jminis said:
LOL thats what I was thinking. They act they like she made something of herself. Hmm she was a belly dancer then made it all the way to the big leagues, porn. Not saying I don't like seeing a movie of hers but come on, she's def not anyone to make a movie about.
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She is the first porn star to kind of make a mainstream cross over. Check out her Wiki, she's actually done some fairly productive things in and out of porn. She seems to have used her noodle to get ahead as much as her tits and ass.
 
I looked at her Wiki and the pictures on that page and I can honestly say this about her...I don't find her attractive at all.
 
Jayhawkk said:
I looked at her Wiki and the pictures on that page and I can honestly say this about her...I don't find her attractive at all.
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She photographs very well. Especially with a load on her. Basic truth, no other way to put it. I had a girlfriend like that once, except it was the reverse. She photographed bad, looked great in person, especially after sex. :head:
 
A lot of these porn actresses are savvy businesswomen...I certainly don't think Jenna was the first. She has a little more mainstream recognition but that in part is due to a slightly more relaxed attitude towards porn in the last 20 years.
 
Jenna had her day when she was attractive (although overrated IMO), but she's looking pretty horrid these days with all the plastic surgery and excessive dieting. If you watch MMA, you've probably seen her sliding.

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Squeaks4ver said:
I saw a guy yesterday with a hard on at the gym.. it was pretty funny, but he kept trying to hide it, but it was pretty much a failed effort lol
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thats funny but was it good looking squeaks??? huh huh? did your mouth water??? lol jk. mine was half way down my leg, i was pretty shocked when i looked down. Good thing i was in the back row of the cardio machine section and sitting down

CDB said:
Nah, they'll Boogie Night it is what I'm thinking. Honest but without much revealing. They'll probably have one massive nude/**** scene to get the impact of her intro to stripping/porn, and then marginalize it for the rest of the film.
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Exactly, i think theyll throw in a few minor sex scenes etc then just play the biography ****. Im just getting my hopes up really.
 
pistonpump said:
thats funny but was it good looking squeaks??? huh huh? did your mouth water??? lol jk. mine was half way down my leg, i was pretty shocked when i looked down. Good thing i was in the back row of the cardio machine section and sitting down


Exactly, i think theyll throw in a few minor sex scenes etc then just play the biography ****. Im just getting my hopes up really.
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actually it wasn't half bad.. he is a cutie but a little young.. i think he is just another 17-18 year old taking things to mess with his already messed up hormones and stuff. I've talk to him before but thats it... so no mouth watering.. when i am running you cannot stop me for ANYTHING!
 
I hope you're future hubby keeps plenty of simple carbs around the house to keep from dying from exhaustion.
 
Yeah she doesn't have the hot girl next door appeal anymore. She looks like half of LA. IMO she isn't someone who even comes close to deserving a movie about herself. She was a hot piece of ass who spread her legs for the camera, nothing more nothing less. I especially don't think young people today need to look up there local movie times and see a movie about a porn star. I think it sends a fuc$ed up message to an already screwed up youth, especially young girls. Porn has it's place but not on the big screen.
 
jminis said:
I especially don't think young people today need to look up there local movie times and see a movie about a porn star. I think it sends a fuc$ed up message to an already screwed up youth, especially young girls. Porn has it's place but not on the big screen.
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:goodpost:
 
jminis said:
Yeah she doesn't have the hot girl next door appeal anymore. She looks like half of LA. IMO she isn't someone who even comes close to deserving a movie about herself. She was a hot piece of ass who spread her legs for the camera, nothing more nothing less. I especially don't think young people today need to look up there local movie times and see a movie about a porn star. I think it sends a fuc$ed up message to an already screwed up youth, especially young girls. Porn has it's place but not on the big screen.
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yeah, i mean YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!! lets go be pornstars and we can be famous and maybe get a movie made about us! yay!....:blink:
 
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