ex-tightend83
Well-known member
UPDATE!!!
OK, there must be something in this s--t that gives you some kind of sexual aura/aggressiveness/extreme confidence. I just breezed through my second bottle and am ordering a third. The things that have happened on this are nothing short of AMAZING. Anyway, I did learn a hard lesson though...do not
S H I T where you EAT!! I lost my gig doing security at one building because one "client" was throwing the coochie at me, so I took it and wore her out, then another came at me and got the same treatment! I forgot that girls "talk" just as much as we guys do, and it turns out that they are mortal enemies, even though they work for different companies in the same building! So one got mad, made up a bunch of lies and got me removed from the building. While I'm waiting to be placed in another building, I went back to my old job as a LPA at Rite Aid. Already, the ass has come to me, and I've "slain a couple of dragons." Also, if you treat the punnany right, girls will BUY YOU THINGS! I've already been prepared for the upcoming season (remember, I'm an ex-Eagle) with things I've had some of my victims, er, women pay for like NFL Cold-Weather tights, the new receiver gloves, I've got one of my GFs buying the new white jersey for this year (I buy the new Eagles jerseys every year with my name and number on them), and another one's buying the green one. I'm wearing the same black jersey from last year because we only wore it for one game, and that was the game that Donovan tore his ACL...so I don't need another black one. The only one I'm paying for is the ugly, yellow-and-blue 75th Anniversary jersey that we'll wear once, maybe twice. More destruction to come (pun intended!) This stuff's the REAL DEAL.
OK, there must be something in this s--t that gives you some kind of sexual aura/aggressiveness/extreme confidence. I just breezed through my second bottle and am ordering a third. The things that have happened on this are nothing short of AMAZING. Anyway, I did learn a hard lesson though...do not
S H I T where you EAT!! I lost my gig doing security at one building because one "client" was throwing the coochie at me, so I took it and wore her out, then another came at me and got the same treatment! I forgot that girls "talk" just as much as we guys do, and it turns out that they are mortal enemies, even though they work for different companies in the same building! So one got mad, made up a bunch of lies and got me removed from the building. While I'm waiting to be placed in another building, I went back to my old job as a LPA at Rite Aid. Already, the ass has come to me, and I've "slain a couple of dragons." Also, if you treat the punnany right, girls will BUY YOU THINGS! I've already been prepared for the upcoming season (remember, I'm an ex-Eagle) with things I've had some of my victims, er, women pay for like NFL Cold-Weather tights, the new receiver gloves, I've got one of my GFs buying the new white jersey for this year (I buy the new Eagles jerseys every year with my name and number on them), and another one's buying the green one. I'm wearing the same black jersey from last year because we only wore it for one game, and that was the game that Donovan tore his ACL...so I don't need another black one. The only one I'm paying for is the ugly, yellow-and-blue 75th Anniversary jersey that we'll wear once, maybe twice. More destruction to come (pun intended!) This stuff's the REAL DEAL.