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When the boss is away.......(CONTEST)

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bitterplacebo said:
this is the program one of my interviewers wanted to see me write haha

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){
cout<<"hello"<<endl;
return 0;
}

awesomeness
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Most of my code is ActionScript 2.0-3.0 which hopefully help me get ready to learn some Java & C++ later on...

How did it go?
 
I want some RPM condoms! Nice shiny red ones! It would look like a gigantic RPM pill! Then I could tell my girl shes needs to take her RPM pill every night!
 
xjsynx said:
Most of my code is ActionScript 2.0-3.0 which hopefully help me get ready to learn some Java & C++ later on...

How did it go?
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It went swimmingly.
Learning the languages isn't so hard, I taught myself stuff in C++ during highschool before any classes ever needed me to use it. What's hard is working on and understanding other people's code.
 
EasyEJL said:
you wish you had those abs and man titities
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ur just jelaous you don't have an AN Thong, but if your nice, I will send it to you after I am done....Like that movie where those broads mail a lucky pair of jeans to everybody......you guys proally haven't seen it, but my broad wanted to watch it. It is with that broad who plays ugly betty...
 
bitterplacebo said:
It went swimmingly.
Learning the languages isn't so hard, I taught myself stuff in C++ during highschool before any classes ever needed me to use it. What's hard is working on and understanding other people's code.
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Short of good comments, most C++ code is hopelessly cryptic. It's really funny, the original designer of C++ intended it to be that way... It's sort of like built in job security. Especially if you don't comment your code :)
 
The movie is based on the young adult book, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, by Anne Brashares. As four best friends spend their first summer apart from one another, they share a magical pair of jeans. Despite being of various shapes and sizes, each one of them fits perfectly into the pants. To keep in touch they pass these pants to each other as well as the adventures they are going through while apart.
 
xjsynx said:
ur just jelaous you don't have an AN Thong, but if your nice, I will send it to you after I am done....Like that movie where those broads mail a lucky pair of jeans to everybody......you guys proally haven't seen it, but my broad wanted to watch it. It is with that broad who plays ugly betty...
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For some reason my little friend doesn't find betty all that ugly.
 
SatireWolf said:
Short of good comments, most C++ code is hopelessly cryptic. It's really funny, the original designer of C++ intended it to be that way... It's sort of like built in job security. Especially if you don't comment your code :)
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At my old contract job, they didn't have a clue about flash...

And let me tell you, when people place code in Flash on anyframe they please in different symbols and timelines.....
 
SatireWolf said:
Short of good comments, most C++ code is hopelessly cryptic. It's really funny, the original designer of C++ intended it to be that way... It's sort of like built in job security. Especially if you don't comment your code :)
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Thats why current generation languages like c# are so much better a choice ;) Readability is nicer, and the low level stuff like memory management is handled so you dont have to deal with it, but you can take actions that effect if it you really want.
 
EasyEJL said:
Thats why current generation languages like c# are so much better a choice ;) Readability is nicer, and the low level stuff like memory management is handled so you dont have to deal with it, but you can take actions that effect if it you really want.
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If only you could run it on a halfway stable operating system :) I have dozens of linux boxes that take loads 10x that of our windows systems and they have uptimes in the 80-120 day range (before kernel updates), but I have to take my windows boxes down once every week or two for damned security updates.

Besides that, windows programmers tend to be assh5tz that can't control memory leaks because they lean on the system/vendor libraries so much. They don't check to see if the library is actually 'sound'.

And if you're proprietary vendor/system library has a memory leak, you can't fix it....

Yes there is good windows code, but a large majority of it is she1t.

I'll stick with my big iron linux/solaris/aix boxes, thank you very much.
 
SatireWolf said:
If only you could run it on a halfway stable operating system :) I have dozens of linux boxes that take loads 10x that of our windows systems and they have uptimes in the 80-120 day range (before kernel updates), but I have to take my windows boxes down once every week or two for damned security updates.

Besides that, windows programmers tend to be assh5tz that can't control memory leaks because they lean on the system/vendor libraries so much. They don't check to see if the library is actually 'sound'.

And if you're proprietary vendor/system library has a memory leak, you can't fix it....

Yes there is good windows code, but a large majority of it is she1t.

I'll stick with my big iron linux/solaris/aix boxes, thank you very much.
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true about both uptimes and memory leakage
 
yeah, so when does dirk get back and can lanbane for creating this monstrosity and then tell us none of us are getting crap since it wasn't authorized?
 
bitterplacebo said:
true about both uptimes and memory leakage
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Not really. Its just easy to say that, another one of the platitudes with little real data to back it up. Bad programming happens on *nix based systems as well, firefox had more security patches this year for critical security holes than IE did.
 
EasyEJL said:
Not really. Its just easy to say that, another one of the platitudes with little real data to back it up. Bad programming happens on *nix based systems as well, firefox had more security patches this year for critical security holes than IE did.
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Yeah, bad programming can happen anywhere. With the system stability and uptime, though, I'm going to have to say windows sure does require a lot of attention.
 
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