Who's got the hottest wife...Pics!!

Is it wrong to touch myself to these? What about, just hypothetically I was sitting here in my greasy wifebeater with my big ole saggy Y fronts and big old bottle of baby oil calling out my name, all while viewing this thread, would it then be bad to touch myself.....:D

What if, I was this stud muffin with rippling muscles, abs / the works sitting here in my calvin klein underwear with some lube calling my name while my 7 x 2 hose is pulsating to a techno beat that's playing in the background, would it be bad to touch myself then?

Hahhhhhhhhahahahah......all that to say that these ladies have wonderful bodies! You guys are blessed and I hope they have the libido's of nymph's ( whore's in private, saint in public ).

p.s. No I am not touching myself to these ladies... :thumbsup:

<Neoborn backs away from the keyboard!>

P.s.s It's true Crunch's avatar makes me wanna go ghey!
 
WOW....I have a new hero

Maybe I can show my wife this thread and get her lazy a@@ motivated.

P.S. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh---Thanks...I feel better
 
neoborn said:
Is it wrong to touch myself to these? What about, just hypothetically I was sitting here in my greasy wifebeater with my big ole saggy Y fronts and big old bottle of baby oil calling out my name, all while viewing this thread, would it then be bad to touch myself.....:D

What if, I was this stud muffin with rippling muscles, abs / the works sitting here in my calvin klein underwear with some lube calling my name while my 7 x 2 hose is pulsating to a techno beat that's playing in the background, would it be bad to touch myself then?

Hahhhhhhhhahahahah......all that to say that these ladies have wonderful bodies! You guys are blessed and I hope they have the libido's of nymph's ( whore's in private, saint in public ).

p.s. No I am not touching myself to these ladies... :thumbsup:

<Neoborn backs away from the keyboard!>

P.s.s It's true Crunch's avatar makes me wanna go ghey!
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Now that entire post was just scary...think you watched silence of the lambs one too many times bro...:stick:
 
getswole said:
Now that entire post was just scary...think you watched silence of the lambs one too many times bro...:stick:
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Hahahh, I haven't actually seen the whole movie at all but the second "Hannibal" etc I have.

I guess my humor was lost on that post....can't win em all eh? :whiner: :blink: :dump:
 
Plus...if your gonna whack of to my girl,at least paypal me $20bucks...wait that would mean you already owe me like $100....tell ya what the next ones on me...buy 5 get 1 free!
 
2 guys bump shopping carts into each other at the grocery store.

One guy says "Sorry I didn't see you. I'm looking for my wife."

The other guy replies, "Really? I'm looking for my wife too. Tell me what she looks like in case I saw her."

"Well, she's a tall blonde, perky breasts, firm stomach, etc who has pics of herself on anabolicminds.com.
What does your wife look like?"

"Who cares! Let's go find YOUR wife!"
 
Come on ,lets get some pics in this thread...So far Crunch is the only one to man up....Props Crunch'....and Crunch's lady of course!Seriously lets get this thread moving...Do what you gotta do...Squirt shampoo in her eyes while she's in the shower and pop some pics...if that don't work pull an "Angry Pirate" on her...and for those of you that don't have a clue what an angry pirate is...just google it...Nuff' Said
 
I'll see if I can borrow a cam and then post some pics of my wife! I'll do my best for the community. I may or may not succeed in this mission! Wish me the best :)
 
did anyone else notice it looks like they took pics in the same EXACT spot in the same house. Maybe.......nvm.

I understand about the headshots, just wanted to put a face into my fantasy hahahahahaha. jk. seriously, j/k
 
My fiance is supposed to pose with some NP shirts that they were kind enough to send her, but she doesn't think she looks perfect yet. So you guys will get to see her when she is...personally I think she's ready now but oh well. Currently 5'4", 110lbs., probably about 11% BF (and yes she wants to cut even furthur), 34C-22-32 and proud of it...now if only she'd let me show you guys!!!
 
methusaleh said:
My fiance is supposed to pose with some NP shirts that they were kind enough to send her, but she doesn't think she looks perfect yet. So you guys will get to see her when she is...personally I think she's ready now but oh well. Currently 5'4", 110lbs., probably about 11% BF (and yes she wants to cut even furthur), 34C-22-32 and proud of it...now if only she'd let me show you guys!!!
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Get her on here so we can talk to her. Let her know we want before and after pics so we can truly appreciate her hotnezz when she is done and can actually see where she came from. Judging by how women think about themselves vs how men think about them, I think she absolutely nothing to worry about right now and to get those pictures up ASAP!

I am sure it will be a positive inspiration for her and B===> inspiring for the rest of us too :thumbsup:
 
Jayhawkk said:
Oh and I've seen GS's wife pics. they are legit :)
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Thanks bro..I have no reason to lie,lol...What can I say..I just got it like that:study:

I'm still gonna throw up another couple with a "sign",always looking for an excuse to take more pics.
 
getswole said:
Thanks bro..I have no reason to lie,lol...What can I say..I just got it like that:study:

I'm still gonna throw up another couple with a "sign",always looking for an excuse to take more pics.
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excellent, any extra pics are always a plus
 
i will post it when i become a wife.. its not that long of time away :-) and i have some things on my AM space you can have fun over lol you dont want to see this :pose:
 
Squeaks4ver said:
those are classy.. i have to have my posted pics approved by my fiance ... riiiiiiiight lol
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Also too if its too much work to change and dress up, you can just keep it simple and do them nude, I don't think that should be much of a problem or anything.
 
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