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Suggestion: A "Jim and the Twins" Special

Beau

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With the recent availability of more and more groinal accoutrement-related supplements (Aspire 36, L-Norvalene, etc.), I (as a self-appointed spokesman) would like to suggest you consider offereing a special sale of various combinations/stacks intended to foster/enhance/energize the coital pleasure of those taking these supplements. Further, if I can be so bold, I would propose this special sales be called the "Jim and the Twins Special", an obvious and thinly-veiled reference to "Jim" and "the twins".
 
No Gary Coleman?
 
No Gary Coleman?

You know, NutraPlanet's "Jim and the Twins Special, endorsed by love machine Gary Coleman" does add an element of intrigue (danger, almost) and gives it a certain edge, huh?

Good catch.
 
You know, NutraPlanet's "Jim and the Twins Special, endorsed by love machine Gary Coleman" does add an element of intrigue (danger, almost) and gives it a certain edge, huh?

Good catch.

What you talkin' bout Beau?
 
You know, NutraPlanet's "Jim and the Twins Special, endorsed by love machine Gary Coleman" does add an element of intrigue (danger, almost) and gives it a certain edge, huh?

Good catch.



Might scare away the timid, the racists, or the midget-phobics.
 
You know, NutraPlanet's "Jim and the Twins Special, endorsed by love machine Gary Coleman" does add an element of intrigue (danger, almost) and gives it a certain edge, huh?
Why stop there? The Hoff says: "When I use the Jim and the Twins Special, I don't just get off, I get 'Hoff'!"
 
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