Is there a pheramone that will make wives have sex

Yes here you go, this works for me EVERY time guaranteed!

1. Apply small amount of C H L O R A F O R M to a nice soft hanky / your wife's pillow.

2. Wait until full unconscious.

3. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh it's time to party baby.

4. Make sure clean up / put in same position and claim "you said something about feeling tired and then "dozed off" "

Njoi :)

<3 Neoborn <3
 
Neo - you spend too much time at BB.com.



OB - when this new fat burner by AN comes out - I'd def. give that to your wife.
 
im headin up to the AN land of goodness on monday morning to do some work with dirk and chill out, maybe dabble in my own product design and grab some stuff for the wife lol
 
I've seen the "illustrious posters" (using those terms loosely) in the Misc. say the chloroform stuff before.
 
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 
One mans garbage is another mans all-nighter. You decide for yourself.

Foreplay is dumping the garbage.
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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its called "stacks of hundred dollar bills for shopping the next day, IF she puts out" could cost a lot of money depending on how much sex you want.
 
macedaddy said:
yeah! you didn't know? I have an 8 year old and a newborn. Been married 2 years next friday....the 8 year old was inherited.....but i have been his dad since he was 15 months old.
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I thought you were engaged.
Cool stuff man.
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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This is so true.. I ain't married, but I am 100% with you on this one!
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Sorry, I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I do all that stuff all the time and the wife is impervious to it all. I've tried about everything I know and nothing works. I know you're not supposed to ask for sources, but were can I get some chloroform?
So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
 
1meand said:
Sorry, I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I do all that stuff all the time and the wife is impervious to it all. I've tried about everything I know and nothing works. I know you're not supposed to ask for sources, but were can I get some chloroform?
So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
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maybe you should try a different approach. girls stop responding to the same things, maybe try changing things up a little.
 
1meand said:
Sorry, I'm going to have to call BS on this one. I do all that stuff all the time and the wife is impervious to it all. I've tried about everything I know and nothing works. I know you're not supposed to ask for sources, but were can I get some chloroform?
So anyway, I'm waiting for the "magic" supplement to come out that makes women horny. Anyone got any leads on this?
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ummm.............maybe its just you? :lol:
 
Nice long back rubs with some warm lotion get my wife going almost every time. She also likes hardcore porn, so that works too!!
 
You know, the japanese have been using viagra in liquid, aerosol, gel, lotion, and pill form for both sexes for awhile now. It has definite positive effects on both. The only issue is that 'arrousal' for each sex is not the same. A localized effect in a women is not the same as a full body almagomized she's gonna jump your bones effect.

Maybe you should get some of that spray viagra and put it in a bathroom mister for 'smell' in your MBroom.
 
There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
 
Please read the quote below for A) the truth once married B) What you will also believe and do once you have been broken by your wife, she now wears that pants and you do her bidding! That's life....if you like teh punanny

B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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CRUNCH said:
There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
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If say my wife was on the pill and ****in around by cutting her estrogen with a sup would that have any positive affect on libido?:food:
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.
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I know its true, and as a single guy I really didnt wanna read that :(



CRUNCH said:
There's always testosterone also. Try giving your wife 50 mgs per week of enanthate. She'll be hornier than a 17 yr old boy! And I know this from past experience.
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LOL yea that would work, but 50mg per week is enough for them to start growing hair etc. there upper limit for total test is 50-85ng/dl which is about 5-10mg of enanthate per week.
 
ItsHectic said:
I know its true, and as a single guy I really didnt wanna read that :(




LOL yea that would work, but 50mg per week is enough for them to start growing hair etc. there upper limit for total test is 50-85ng/dl which is about 5-10mg of enanthate per week.
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My wife had no bad sides after 12 weeks at 50 mgs. She put on about 7 lbs of quality muscle, which was huge on her small frame, and her sex drive went through the freaking roof! She definitely wants to run it again in a little while.
 
He was asking about pheremones, not supplements to put in her drink...

I think if you can find a pheremone that has the scent of expensive jewelery, or high end purses, you are in luck.

Other than that 5150's suggestions are relatively true, but he did leave out "foreplay starts when you take her shopping, and letting her get the new coach/juicy/brighton/etc purse as a surprise early birthday present"
 
SatireWolf said:
Maybe if you put a gucci purse in a blender, puree it with water? Sprinkle liberally on self?
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Or a prada, they seem to have a stronger scent. Last prada that she picked up in neiman marcus (and I mean lifted up and touched, not bought) had a $1300 price tag.
:run:
 
Personally I think it's bull****. I love the marriage thing but the low sex drive / amount ( quantity not quality ), couple that with the callouses on my hands .....really is a downer.

I personally think in marriage that one should be allowed toys ( as in human sex toys ) if one partner or the other cannot keep up.
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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HOLY CRAP!

There has GOT to be an easier way. I am still waiting for the punch line like.

Doing all that wont make her want sex more it just makes you so DARN tired you don't want sex either :head:


CROWLER
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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This is perhaps one of the more insitefull posts I have read today!!
..... I always say forplay starts before dinner (although I am not married)

Actually, none of that is really "forplay" like what most guys think,.. or even what I consider forplay.
What B5150 describes is more like allowing your advances to sink in...
A woman needs to be relaxed enough and kinda low stress (although high stress can work- not sure in a long term marrage) so that she is RECEPTIVE to suggestion. (and I don't mean "Hun,.. how about you get on the bed and take your cloaths off and..." - Seriously,.. if thats what's what on your mind your better off just taking her caveman style... AFTER the dishes are put away of course :P

Pheramones,.. Im not quite sure their advantage is any better then a man who knows how a woman works/thinks.

Just like we do in the gym,.. you gotta change it up every few months..
If you've been doing the leading.. leading her and taking in the dominate role ,she will WANT to submit.. (I dont know how else to put that, but I dont exactly mean like S&M here :icon_lol: ) Then switch it up to a more "romancing" role... where you use a little more flattery perhaps,.... write a VERY descriptive email that she reads about an erotic massage... beleive me,.. she will be thinking about that ALL day.. have your game on and ready (to fullfill that "fantasy" .....with women, its all about how you make them FEEL... She will be ready to go as soon as she gets home..

(lol-= a lil side note... I have about 3 very descriptive emails I send to a woman BEFORE a "date" ... one is a very romantic-like date senerio,... another is a very descriptive erotic massage where the story ends just as its getting "good" -lol,.. let HER imagination finish it... and another where I just TOTALLY take her... Most of the time, she will tell me now she's crazy horney,.. and hours later, when we get up,... We never make it out for drinks until much later ;-) ..... I'll send em to ya if you like... consider it 3 free phuck passes if you will :P)\

One POWERFULL move you can pull,... is do the above,.. massage,.. candles, sented oil (coconut is good) and DON'T go for bullseye!!
You'd be suprised how the push and pull will work! Next time she's not "in the mood",.. say "I know,.. I just wanted to put my lips against your skin and kiss your neck"...
lol- time and time again, a woman wondering WHY a man doesnt want to sleep with her ALWAYS gets her worked up... Its why THEY run when your chasing them, and THEY jump your bones when you Don't want em... :duel:

lol- Im probably not saying anything new here... but I have used some "mones" and I think that the assurence I had that the females would want me more then they actually might projected onto them,.. if anything.
It's all perceived value anyways...
 
CRUNCH said:
My wife had no bad sides after 12 weeks at 50 mgs. She put on about 7 lbs of quality muscle, which was huge on her small frame, and her sex drive went through the freaking roof! She definitely wants to run it again in a little while.
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Oh I probly didnt take into consideration females would probly have a lot more aromatase enzyme in there body.
 
B5150 said:
You younger married guys need to learn a few things about what stimulates your wifes desire for you.

Foreplay.

Not the kind you are thinking about.

Foreplay starts in the kitchen. Set the table, clean up, clean the dishes and or put them away.

Foreplay starts in the laundry room. Wash both your clothes and put them away.

Foreplay starts at the grocery store. Do the shopping. Or at least do it together.

Foreplay starts at homework time. Help your kid do their homework.

Foreplay starts at bath time. Give your kid a bath so your wife does not have to do it.

Foreplay starts when ESPN, Comedy Central, PC's and PlayStation are turned off.

Foreplay starts when I come home with her favorite candy and a blank card that says "everything that is good in my life is because of you".

You guys get the picture. They operate on a completely different level. I used to get completely insane when my wife would not "just be horney" or find "my body irresistable".

We bone because that's what we do. I used to think that I wanted a wife with a sexual desire that is compatable with mine. Geeze, I am sure glad she has some self respect in that area. God knows I am a lust machine that finds desire whenever the wind blows.

Anyway...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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This is sage wisdom as far as I'm concerned. 16 years I've been married now and if my wife has to handle all of these things I'm not getting anything but attitude,but sometimes not all the time, but sometimes I think man its easier to just go watch star trek reruns.
 
BUCKNUTS said:
This is sage wisdom as far as I'm concerned. 16 years I've been married now and if my wife has to handle all of these things I'm not getting anything but attitude,but sometimes not all the time, but sometimes I think man its easier to just go watch star trek reruns.
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It's like 3 1/4's effort for 1/4 return ....it's just not worth it most of the time. Free pron! richards realm, yuvutu, non nude goils :)
 
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