Running Methylclostebol (cousin to Hdrol & Tbol) currently for the second time in my life, and man it’s so mild. Maybe some pumps and cramps and elevated bp like all orals if you bring the dose up too high as I recall, but a very smooth mild ride. All the water is in the muscle and just produces a nice full “summer look” if you will. I got about 7lbs on it years back, as did a buddy, and it brings some great pumps. Also using 11kt and some cheap liquid var of very questionable purity lol. Pumps & fullness already terrific tho on day 6, eating at a slight deficit.
Definitely more aesthetic than something like dbol, but not the strength or weight gain OP wants.