Douchebags at the gym...

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kisaj said:
Yes. Also the people that stand there filling up a nalgene bottle with the drinking tap. How much ****ing water do you need where you are crushing one of those in a single gym session. Prepare better and be that person walking around with a gallon milk jug otherwise.
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Or get The Kooler by Stan Efferding. After I saw those, I thought that that would actually be something I might buy. Pretty cool.
 
UnicornDrpns said:
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They're just in awe of your perfect lifting form and are taking pointers for.......ummm, yeah, even I'm not buying that as I'm typing it. Lol! Straight up creepers.

P.s. not saying anything negative about your form as I have no clue.
 
UnicornDrpns said:
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Hahaha wow. Thats, uh, somewhat creepy.

Ok, I'm all for the new years resolution people in the gym. That's awesome your trying to get healthier and lose weight/put on muscle. But when your grunting so loud it is louder than my earbuds 20 feet away from me. We have a problem.

And I can kinda understand if your going for a pr, but not situps with a 15lb dumbbell on your chest or on the dip machine that takes bodyweight away. Obnoxious.
 
Brandinooooo said:
Hahaha wow. Thats, uh, somewhat creepy.

Ok, I'm all for the new years resolution people in the gym. That's awesome your trying to get healthier and lose weight/put on muscle. But when your grunting so loud it is louder than my earbuds 20 feet away from me. We have a problem.

And I can kinda understand if your going for a pr, but not situps with a 15lb dumbbell on your chest or on the dip machine that takes bodyweight away. Obnoxious.
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You, sir, do not mock a resolutionists hardwork and resolve! You hating the sounds of hardwork make YOU the douche!
 
A young woman benched 140lbs yesterday. Appears every guy within twenty feet stopped their activity to see the sight. She was also very, very pretty. I think it was more out of admiration for a solid bench and reps given her weight and gender rather than her hotness. Funny the instant she finished the last rep everyone immediately reverted to what they were doing. I was about eight feet away and glanced once as I have seen her before and knew she could lift. The novelty was no longer there. After her third set the interest waned among the stop and gawkers.

Perhaps the same case with you. Presume you had a heavy plate and were doing floor work with it. Russian twist?
 
UCSMiami said:
A young woman benched 140lbs yesterday.

Perhaps the same case with you. Presume you had a heavy plate and were doing floor work with it. Russian twist?
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damn, im jealous of her. I'll never be able to bench that much :( my bench is saddddd (90-100 lbs haha).

I was doing hip thrusts/bridges with 45's on each side. So to be fair it always looks weird when i do them in the gym
 
UnicornDrpns said:
damn, im jealous of her. I'll never be able to bench that much :( my bench is saddddd (90-100 lbs haha).

I was doing hip thrusts/bridges with 45's on each side. So to be fair it always looks weird when i do them in the gym
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Of course you can just train for it
My bench totally sucked till I started training to increase the weight
Also bought a slingshot which helps a lot on form and putting up 10-20% more weight. It helps the lift off only so you are still working out the chest as hard with more weight
 
Today came a young couple to the gym.
She working out on machines and he constantly hugging and kissing her, grabbing her azz and licking her face.

My gym is all mirrors, it was impossible to avoid this event.
 
hairygrandpa said:
Today came a young couple to the gym.
She working out on machines and he constantly hugging and kissing her, grabbing her azz and licking her face.

My gym is all mirrors, it was impossible to avoid this event.
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And to think that you normally pay young couples to come to your place to see that! How lucky for you!
 
BloodManor said:
Of course you can just train for it
My bench totally sucked till I started training to increase the weight
Also bought a slingshot which helps a lot on form and putting up 10-20% more weight. It helps the lift off only so you are still working out the chest as hard with more weight
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i do train to incrase weight but i had a breast augmentation and its tucked under my muscles and when they do that they cut half of the muscles attachment :(
 
hairygrandpa said:
Today came a young couple to the gym.
She working out on machines and he constantly hugging and kissing her, grabbing her azz and licking her face.

My gym is all mirrors, it was impossible to avoid this event.
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ah that young new relationship phase ...sigh ...
 
UnicornDrpns said:
i do train to incrase weight but i had a breast augmentation and its tucked under my muscles and when they do that they cut half of the muscles attachment :(
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Nvm then
PR's are where it's at no matter what the numbers are. And borrow a slingshot from someone and try it out
 
I got pulled over tonight. Not because my registration was expired, not because my tail light was out, not because I was speeding, but because the plastic on my plate was peeling and caused the word "CALIFORNIA" to fade a bit. Really? I guess it's a new law.....
 
puccah8808 said:
I got pulled over tonight. Not because my registration was expired, not because my tail light was out, not because I was speeding, but because the plastic on my plate was peeling and caused the word "CALIFORNIA" to fade a bit. Really? I guess it's a new law.....
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That's fcking dumb
 
ryane87 said:
That's fcking dumb
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I know. The good thing is that I didn't get a ticket. :) They were out in full force last night and I was just trying to get home from work.
 
A Fcuk My Life Moment...

Thought it would be nice to get my parents new phones.

*Tries to put the new phone in its case at the store*
*drops the phone*.
Me:
Mom:
*Picks up phone*
Me: It's broken!!!!
 
puccah8808 said:
A Fcuk My Life Moment...

Thought it would be nice to get my parents new phones.

*Tries to put the new phone in its case at the store*
*drops the phone*.
Me:
Mom:
*Picks up phone*
Me: It's broken!!!!
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Sorry to hear that. Join the club. I dropped my phone a while ago, and the screen cracked, but it worked fine for months, so I just left it alone. Then this morning I go to unlock it and the screen just goes crazy and glitchy, and is unresponsive. I can still receive calls, attempt to use Siri, get notifications, etc, but the screen is just unresponsive, so I can't actually answer the calls, unlock the phone, etc.
 
Going to get a ton of slack for this one, so e it. Today was one of those days. Clients were complete retards and just annoyed me. If you know so much about law, why come and see me dumbass. Traffic was ****ed up and I left my food at home and had to eat mcdonalds to get in my calories. Got to the gym. Just some 160lbs teen in the gym and I set to work on legs. The guy has no earphones nothing, he is sitting there resting so I walk over and say "Excuse me can I please use the step?". He doesn't even look up, so I just take the thing. I have my towel next to the step. As I'm between sets this **** walks by (while looking down) and steps on my towel. I just shoved him into the the wall and tell him exactly what's up. He just turned white and left. What the**** happened? I used to have respect for others, esp. someone who could rip me apart. end rant (sorry for spelling typing on a windows phone).
 
jakz said:
Going to get a ton of slack for this one, so e it. Today was one of those days. Clients were complete retards and just annoyed me. If you know so much about law, why come and see me dumbass. Traffic was ****ed up and I left my food at home and had to eat mcdonalds to get in my calories. Got to the gym. Just some 160lbs teen in the gym and I set to work on legs. The guy has no earphones nothing, he is sitting there resting so I walk over and say "Excuse me can I please use the step?". He doesn't even look up, so I just take the thing. I have my towel next to the step. As I'm between sets this **** walks by (while looking down) and steps on my towel. I just shoved him into the the wall and tell him exactly what's up. He just turned white and left. What the**** happened? I used to have respect for others, esp. someone who could rip me apart. end rant (sorry for spelling typing on a windows phone).
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My man. I hate to break this to you, but he was probably deaf, or has an issue with attention disorder...
Don't feel too bad, it happens if that's the case, but maybe a tad over reactive shoving him into the wall.

You should have shoved your moron clients, and made them buy you some food. :D
 
puccah8808 said:
I got pulled over tonight. Not because my registration was expired, not because my tail light was out, not because I was speeding, but because the plastic on my plate was peeling and caused the word "CALIFORNIA" to fade a bit. Really? I guess it's a new law.....
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That's retarded. Glad you didn't get a ticket.
puccah8808 said:
A Fcuk My Life Moment...

Thought it would be nice to get my parents new phones.

*Tries to put the new phone in its case at the store*
*drops the phone*.
Me:
Mom:
*Picks up phone*
Me: It's broken!!!!
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Don't feel bad. I bought myself a new phone about 2 months ago. Dropped it and shattered the screen 5 days later.
 
jakz said:
Going to get a ton of slack for this one, so e it. Today was one of those days. Clients were complete retards and just annoyed me. If you know so much about law, why come and see me dumbass. Traffic was ****ed up and I left my food at home and had to eat mcdonalds to get in my calories. Got to the gym. Just some 160lbs teen in the gym and I set to work on legs. The guy has no earphones nothing, he is sitting there resting so I walk over and say "Excuse me can I please use the step?". He doesn't even look up, so I just take the thing. I have my towel next to the step. As I'm between sets this **** walks by (while looking down) and steps on my towel. I just shoved him into the the wall and tell him exactly what's up. He just turned white and left. What the**** happened? I used to have respect for others, esp. someone who could rip me apart. end rant (sorry for spelling typing on a windows phone).
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Hey man, it happens. I get shtt like that all the time from high schoolers at my gym.

Maybe you went a little far but it'll teach him to pay more attention to his surroundings and other peoples stuff from now on
 
justhere4comm said:
My man. I hate to break this to you, but he was probably deaf, or has an issue with attention disorder...
Don't feel too bad, it happens if that's the case, but maybe a tad over reactive shoving him into the wall.

You should have shoved your moron clients, and made them buy you some food. :D
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I was in a High School that had these guys in. Trust me they are "in the zone" or some bs. Trust me I know these punks. I've seen him around the club before he is fine.
 
And it wasn't a "shove you through the wall shove" just a one handed "what's up" the wall was just close.
 
I know how that sounds :D
 
jakz said:
I know how that sounds :D
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Not judging my man... did you hold him there for a second and make eye contact?.. then suddenly look away as if, this is wrong, but it feels so right?
No, you didn't say that, and I didn't think that...
 
jakz said:
Going to get a ton of slack for this one, so e it. Today was one of those days. Clients were complete retards and just annoyed me. If you know so much about law, why come and see me dumbass. Traffic was ****ed up and I left my food at home and had to eat mcdonalds to get in my calories. Got to the gym. Just some 160lbs teen in the gym and I set to work on legs. The guy has no earphones nothing, he is sitting there resting so I walk over and say "Excuse me can I please use the step?". He doesn't even look up, so I just take the thing. I have my towel next to the step. As I'm between sets this **** walks by (while looking down) and steps on my towel. I just shoved him into the the wall and tell him exactly what's up. He just turned white and left. What the**** happened? I used to have respect for others, esp. someone who could rip me apart. end rant (sorry for spelling typing on a windows phone).
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Assuming he was not deaf...I fully support you! I wish I had the balls you do in dealing with the ignorance that occurs in my gym.
 
jakz said:
Going to get a ton of slack for this one, so e it. Today was one of those days. Clients were complete retards and just annoyed me. If you know so much about law, why come and see me dumbass. Traffic was ****ed up and I left my food at home and had to eat mcdonalds to get in my calories. Got to the gym. Just some 160lbs teen in the gym and I set to work on legs. The guy has no earphones nothing, he is sitting there resting so I walk over and say "Excuse me can I please use the step?". He doesn't even look up, so I just take the thing. I have my towel next to the step. As I'm between sets this **** walks by (while looking down) and steps on my towel. I just shoved him into the the wall and tell him exactly what's up. He just turned white and left. What the**** happened? I used to have respect for others, esp. someone who could rip me apart. end rant (sorry for spelling typing on a windows phone).
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You know, sometimes you have to deal with mental-midget dumbasses the only way they can usually understand - getting in their face and telling them what's up.

I know I'LL catch clack for this, but this is a big reason why I can't stand headphone/ear bud users at gyms. They are always fidgeting with their smart phones and it's next to impossible to get their attention when they're sitting on a piece of equipment doing nothing - unless you overtly wave your hands in front of their face or something. I don't get the whole "I can't work out without my music" thing. If you can't be motivated for and/or focus on your workout without the crutch of needing music in your ears, then you've got issues.
 
Ricky10 said:
Assuming he was not deaf...I fully support you! I wish I had the balls you do in dealing with the ignorance that occurs in my gym.
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Not really balls bro :D just fed up.
 
BillyBatson said:
You know, sometimes you have to deal with mental-midget dumbasses the only way they can usually understand - getting in their face and telling them what's up.

I know I'LL catch clack for this, but this is a big reason why I can't stand headphone/ear bud users at gyms. They are always fidgeting with their smart phones and it's next to impossible to get their attention when they're sitting on a piece of equipment doing nothing - unless you overtly wave your hands in front of their face or something. I don't get the whole "I can't work out without my music" thing. If you can't be motivated for and/or focus on your workout without the crutch of needing music in your ears, then you've got issues.
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I use bluetooth headphones at just enough volume to drown out the horrid gym music.
 
Ricky10 said:
Assuming he was not deaf...I fully support you! I wish I had the balls you do in dealing with the ignorance that occurs in my gym.
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Also there are much better ways to deal with this. I would have got my ass handed to me if this had escelated and ended up in court.
 
jakz said:
Also there are much better ways to deal with this. I would have got my ass handed to me if this had escelated and ended up in court.
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Gotcha. Maybe it was a bit more dramatic than I had initially pictured...
We all have bad days though...at least you are man enough to now think back about the appropriateness of your actions.
 
BillyBatson said:
I know I'LL catch clack for this, but this is a big reason why I can't stand headphone/ear bud users at gyms. They are always fidgeting with their smart phones and it's next to impossible to get their attention when they're sitting on a piece of equipment doing nothing - unless you overtly wave your hands in front of their face or something. I don't get the whole "I can't work out without my music" thing. If you can't be motivated for and/or focus on your workout without the crutch of needing music in your ears, then you've got issues.
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Oh hi there that's meeee

I've got 99 problems and all of those are part of the 99
 
Had a guy bow up to me as I was walking out of a store tonight. Obviously, he was taller than me. Poor kid didn't expect me to bow up bigger and smirk at him. He turned his head and continued walking into the store making sure not to make eye contact. Lol! Not even sure why he bowed up in the first place?
 
BillyBatson said:
You know, sometimes you have to deal with mental-midget dumbasses the only way they can usually understand - getting in their face and telling them what's up.

I know I'LL catch clack for this, but this is a big reason why I can't stand headphone/ear bud users at gyms. They are always fidgeting with their smart phones and it's next to impossible to get their attention when they're sitting on a piece of equipment doing nothing - unless you overtly wave your hands in front of their face or something. I don't get the whole "I can't work out without my music" thing. If you can't be motivated for and/or focus on your workout without the crutch of needing music in your ears, then you've got issues.
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I would wear ear buds when I wasn't lifting at home because I could choose what I listened to and how loud. It's good to be able to drown out the crap that they play on the gym radio. Sorry, I just can't lift to Justin Bieber or any of that teeny-bopper crap. If that means that I have issues, then so be it. It's also useful for not being able to hear all the stupid conversations the highschoolers are having about how they're on creatine and getting "F'n huge" because of it.
 
lukehayd said:
I would wear ear buds when I wasn't lifting at home because I could choose what I listened to and how loud. It's good to be able to drown out the crap that they play on the gym radio. Sorry, I just can't lift to Justin Bieber or any of that teeny-bopper crap. If that means that I have issues, then so be it. It's also useful for not being able to hear all the stupid conversations the highschoolers are having about how they're on creatine and getting "F'n huge" because of it.
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Ditto this.
 
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