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Douchebags at the gym...

ChocolateClen said:
Naaaaaah you got this man. Make sure you get up nice and close to him while he's benching, start singing in his ear.
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What song do you suggest :lol: "Hey I just met you..and this is craaaazy..spot me maybe"
 
That could work. Will you be Goose then?
 
Those are some nice suggestions. Call me maybe wouldn't work anyway. when it comes to the high note it basically turns into a high pitched sqeal only some dogs can hear.
 
I would just simplify things a bit. Take a pre-workout that you know gives you the sh1ts/gas issues and just rip a juicy one right in his face while he is in the bench press segment of his routine.
 
Some tuna and oats will get his eyes watering. Did not think of the ol skunk method.
 
A good crop dusting solves everything
 
There's always that one persom who takes it too far :lol:
 
Dude pissed me off so much, I'm considering rubbing my dick all over the bench. Still pissed about it.
 
I did (another) something evil the other day. This guy is a racist. Has his fave channel blasting. So. I got there early. Put on the Spanish channel and blasted the volume like he does then put the remote in the manager's office and locked the door. (24 hour gym, no office until 8:00a)

Last time I put the Spanish channel on, I remember him walking around with the remote in his hand...

Wait. Maybe he is retarded. Ah sh1t. I'm going to hell aren't I?...
 
justhere4comm said:
I did (another) something evil the other day. This guy is a racist. Has his fave channel blasting. So. I got there early. Put on the Spanish channel and blasted the volume like he does then put the remote in the manager's office and locked the door. (24 hour gym, no office until 8:00a)

Last time I put the Spanish channel on, I remember him walking around with the remote in his hand...

Wait. Maybe he is retarded. Ah sh1t. I'm going to hell aren't I?...
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Nope. Im thinking youre safe
 
how about the douchebag who loads up a machine with pates and busts out 5 quarter reps and sits on the machine after on his phone for 5 mins between sets then tries to walk away and makes the next person who wants to use the machine re-rack their weights :madfawk: i love putting them on blast and making them re-rack their own ****. if you can load it up, you can re-rack it!
 
jakz said:
Dude pissed me off so much, I'm considering rubbing my dick all over the bench. Still pissed about it.
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Offer to spot him and then tea bag him
 
You know what really grinds my gears at the gym? The guy that stands right behind you making very loud noises when he's lifting as if to say I'm lifting real heavy! And sounding like hes trying to re enact the scene out of "when harry met sally" either that or he's practicing his lines for a part in a gay porn film, yes we can all hear you just SHUT THE FUC UP!! Douche bag
 
solidsnake said:
You know what really grinds my gears at the gym? The guy that stands right behind you making very loud noises when he's lifting as if to say I'm lifting real heavy! And sounding like hes trying to re enact the scene out of "when harry met sally" either that or he's practicing his lines for a part in a gay porn film, yes we can all hear you just SHUT THE FUC UP!! Douche bag
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That's my biggest pet peeve at the gym.
 
solidsnake said:
You know what really grinds my gears at the gym? The guy that stands right behind you making very loud noises when he's lifting as if to say I'm lifting real heavy! And sounding like hes trying to re enact the scene out of "when harry met sally" either that or he's practicing his lines for a part in a gay porn film, yes we can all hear you just SHUT THE FUC UP!! Douche bag
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They need to stick to working out alone in a garage somewhere unless they're really lifting that heavy of a weight.
 
If I ever owned a gym I woulf have a sign that says: " If you're not lifting at least 300lbs you are not allowed to drop the weight."
 
Oh man, yesterday there was someone using up the deadlift/squat rack...They were laying on the ground benching with a 10 on each side. 4 benches open, but this idiot is using the spot bar as a rack and laying on the floor. SMH. And I couldn't deadlift because of it?. I was not happy.
 
Now that everyone is back from college, the gym is packed with groups of guys, always at least 3-4 deep, standing around not really knowing what they are doing and reeking of weed. I mean, the entire place smelled like it was being smoked right there. Now I am as pro marijuana as they come, but that doesn't mean I want to go to the gym and have it smell like someone's apartment. I mean, I like onions too, but don't want to smell that when I go to the gym either.
 
kisaj said:
Now that everyone is back from college, the gym is packed with groups of guys, always at least 3-4 deep, standing around not really knowing what they are doing and reeking of weed. I mean, the entire place smelled like it was being smoked right there. Now I am as pro marijuana as they come, but that doesn't mean I want to go to the gym and have it smell like someone's apartment. I mean, I like onions too, but don't want to smell that when I go to the gym either.
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Oh those wonderful college days. Back when you could do everything wrong and still make progress lol
 
kisaj said:
Now that everyone is back from college, the gym is packed with groups of guys, always at least 3-4 deep, standing around not really knowing what they are doing and reeking of weed. I mean, the entire place smelled like it was being smoked right there. Now I am as pro marijuana as they come, but that doesn't mean I want to go to the gym and have it smell like someone's apartment. I mean, I like onions too, but don't want to smell that when I go to the gym either.
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I smoke and that would piss me off.
 
Atleast it wasn't the smell of cigarettes like I get. I see people leave the gym and immediately smoke a cigarette when they get outside. I saw someone carrying around a big gulp the other day as well.

Also, instead of a gallon jug I saw someone carrying a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper filled with water. lol
 
Okay. I was the gym douche today. To understand why, I take you a week back.My dog and best friend started walking funny and I took her to the vet. The vet told me she had cancer, badly. She was put down today. So spent the day being incredibly emotional. Walk into the gym a few hours later (about an hour ago) and guess who.. The douche who occupies the bench for an hour every.single.day. This annoys me because it's my favorite day in the PPL routine (because I use Bench press and CG bench on this day). Upon seeing him I decide to just leave it alone today, because I know it will end badly today. So I go to the chest press machine and start cranking out some heavy reps, despite my tendons (Emotion release I guess). So by my fifth set this guy walks by and says "Wow, bro that's some weight (he is obviously an newbie) how much can you bench?". Now usually I would just smile and say thanks and be friendly, but since it was this guy and because of today's events I just douched out. I responded with "I don't know". He laughs and asks " How do you not know bro?". I am now annoyed and tell him "because I never get to use the dam bench because some guy (obviously implying him) uses the bench for an hour every. ****ing.day." So expecting (more hoping) for some sort of remark the guy just turns red, says sorry and leaves. Felt like ****. Hope he is there tomorrow so I can apologize. Just felt like venting.
 
So many spelling errors. Sorry.
 
jakz said:
Okay. I was the gym douche today. To understand why, I take you a week back.My dog and best friend started walking funny and I took her to the vet. The vet told me she had cancer, badly. She was put down today. So spent the day being incredibly emotional. Walk into the gym a few hours later (about an hour ago) and guess who.. The douche who occupies the bench for an hour every.single.day. This annoys me because it's my favorite day in the PPL routine (because I use Bench press and CG bench on this day). Upon seeing him I decide to just leave it alone today, because I know it will end badly today. So I go to the chest press machine and start cranking out some heavy reps, despite my tendons (Emotion release I guess). So by my fifth set this guy walks by and says "Wow, bro that's some weight (he is obviously an newbie) how much can you bench?". Now usually I would just smile and say thanks and be friendly, but since it was this guy and because of today's events I just douched out. I responded with "I don't know". He laughs and asks " How do you not know bro?". I am now annoyed and tell him "because I never get to use the dam bench because some guy (obviously implying him) uses the bench for an hour every. ****ing.day." So expecting (more hoping) for some sort of remark the guy just turns red, says sorry and leaves. Felt like ****. Hope he is there tomorrow so I can apologize. Just felt like venting.
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That's a great response!!! I would have died laughing
 
jakz said:
Okay. I was the gym douche today. To understand why, I take you a week back.My dog and best friend started walking funny and I took her to the vet. The vet told me she had cancer, badly. She was put down today. So spent the day being incredibly emotional. Walk into the gym a few hours later (about an hour ago) and guess who.. The douche who occupies the bench for an hour every.single.day. This annoys me because it's my favorite day in the PPL routine (because I use Bench press and CG bench on this day). Upon seeing him I decide to just leave it alone today, because I know it will end badly today. So I go to the chest press machine and start cranking out some heavy reps, despite my tendons (Emotion release I guess). So by my fifth set this guy walks by and says "Wow, bro that's some weight (he is obviously an newbie) how much can you bench?". Now usually I would just smile and say thanks and be friendly, but since it was this guy and because of today's events I just douched out. I responded with "I don't know". He laughs and asks " How do you not know bro?". I am now annoyed and tell him "because I never get to use the dam bench because some guy (obviously implying him) uses the bench for an hour every. ****ing.day." So expecting (more hoping) for some sort of remark the guy just turns red, says sorry and leaves. Felt like ****. Hope he is there tomorrow so I can apologize. Just felt like venting.
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Worse case is that you released a little bit and it sound like it is obviously out of character so you feel a little bad about it. No harm there, you are going through an emotional time right now- it's never easy to lose a pet. Best case is that you made a point and maybe this guy will take notice.
 
jakz said:
Okay. I was the gym douche today. To understand why, I take you a week back.My dog and best friend started walking funny and I took her to the vet. The vet told me she had cancer, badly. She was put down today. So spent the day being incredibly emotional. Walk into the gym a few hours later (about an hour ago) and guess who.. The douche who occupies the bench for an hour every.single.day. This annoys me because it's my favorite day in the PPL routine (because I use Bench press and CG bench on this day). Upon seeing him I decide to just leave it alone today, because I know it will end badly today. So I go to the chest press machine and start cranking out some heavy reps, despite my tendons (Emotion release I guess). So by my fifth set this guy walks by and says "Wow, bro that's some weight (he is obviously an newbie) how much can you bench?". Now usually I would just smile and say thanks and be friendly, but since it was this guy and because of today's events I just douched out. I responded with "I don't know". He laughs and asks " How do you not know bro?". I am now annoyed and tell him "because I never get to use the dam bench because some guy (obviously implying him) uses the bench for an hour every. ****ing.day." So expecting (more hoping) for some sort of remark the guy just turns red, says sorry and leaves. Felt like ****. Hope he is there tomorrow so I can apologize. Just felt like venting.
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Happens to all of us. Personally, I would let him know what you were dealing with. Who knows, maybe he'll stop using it for so long. Also, I'm so very sorry to hear about your dog.
 
jakz said:
Okay. I was the gym douche today. To understand why, I take you a week back.My dog and best friend started walking funny and I took her to the vet. The vet told me she had cancer, badly. She was put down today. So spent the day being incredibly emotional. Walk into the gym a few hours later (about an hour ago) and guess who.. The douche who occupies the bench for an hour every.single.day. This annoys me because it's my favorite day in the PPL routine (because I use Bench press and CG bench on this day). Upon seeing him I decide to just leave it alone today, because I know it will end badly today. So I go to the chest press machine and start cranking out some heavy reps, despite my tendons (Emotion release I guess). So by my fifth set this guy walks by and says "Wow, bro that's some weight (he is obviously an newbie) how much can you bench?". Now usually I would just smile and say thanks and be friendly, but since it was this guy and because of today's events I just douched out. I responded with "I don't know". He laughs and asks " How do you not know bro?". I am now annoyed and tell him "because I never get to use the dam bench because some guy (obviously implying him) uses the bench for an hour every. ****ing.day." So expecting (more hoping) for some sort of remark the guy just turns red, says sorry and leaves. Felt like ****. Hope he is there tomorrow so I can apologize. Just felt like venting.
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Man sorry to hear about your dog. That really sucks.
 
Sorry about your best friend. Lost mine and almost needed therapy. (15 year old). He was my BF.

You vented. It happens.
He didn't realize what he was doing. Now he knows.

Let him down easy next you see him and you may have found a friend. A friend that lets you use the bench. Lol.
 
Thanks guys appreciate the input and kind words.
 
jakz said:
Thanks guys appreciate the input and kind words.
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Sorry to hear about your loss. It's always hard to deal with the loss of a beloved dog because they are not just pets but part of your family and a best friend that is always there for you no matter what. I had to put one of mine down this year that I had for over 9 years and almost 2 years ago had to put down one that I had for a little over 13 years. Really takes a toll on your emotions. A dog's love for their owner is as close to knowing unconditional love outside of the love that God gives to us which is the reason why dogs are called man's best friend.
 
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