Hairygrandpas log, fat- and older people welcome!- diet, training, cycles, healing

I got freeky-deeky after watching all those male nudez pics here on AM, before that I was only weirdy-pervy.

Says the only guy on AM whose avatar is a picture of himself in a tub, wearing his wife's shower cap. I think you're pretty well past freeky-deeky. Not sure what comes after that on the pervert scale.
 
Did you old fckers mind it when you first started to get grey hair? At first, my balls started greying and it didn't bother me that much cause it made them look more distinguished, like they should be wearing tweed and giving lectures or something...

Your balls started greying? I'm so sorry.

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Personally, I never cared about my hair -or the lack of it. Bald is optimal, because women think:

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Almost 52 here fellas and in the best shape in 25 years. Looking to eclipse my former younger self.

Thanks to this crazy cool and kookie band of brothers.
 
I think it might be more like the Island of Misfit Toys. Either way, I'm glad to be a part of it
 
I love you bunch of old fcks! Except Brandinooooo he qualifies as an old fck because he doesn't act like an entitled millenial
 
Lol thanks bro. And I earn my living lol. I can't stand the "Entitled Millenials" any more than you guys. It probably pisses me off more lol.

I know you do homie. You should be earning it in TX still haha
 
Seriously, I don't have very many friends, because most of them don't understand what I'm trying to do health-wise. You guys get me. We understand each other, and even though we're all at different levels, we're the same. So even though we've never met (and probably never will), I consider you all friends. Love you guys (even Brandinooooo, who's banging 2 fat strippers right now) and would do whatever I could to help you.
 
I know you do homie. You should be earning it in TX still haha

Bro. If I get the chance, I'm moving back to the DFW area. Or atleast within driving distance.

Apparently I have so much catching up to do. Hmmm, catch up now or violate my wife? LOVE YOU GUYS MEAN IT

Much love bro.

Seriously, I don't have very many friends, because most of them don't understand what I'm trying to do health-wise. You guys get me. We understand each other, and even though we're all at different levels, we're the same. So even though we've never met (and probably never will), I consider you all friends. Love you guys (even Brandinooooo, who's banging 2 fat strippers right now) and would do whatever I could to help you.

LOL love you bro.
 
Seriously, I don't have very many friends, because most of them don't understand what I'm trying to do health-wise. You guys get me. We understand each other, and even though we're all at different levels, we're the same. So even though we've never met (and probably never will), I consider you all friends. Love you guys (even Brandinooooo, who's banging 2 fat strippers right now) and would do whatever I could to help you.

Anyone living near Orlando has the big chance of meeting me between 8-17 of November, bringing a strap-on is optional.
 
Brandinooooo, aren't you supposed to be bangin some chick??

Yeah I thought the same thing... idk I got lost thinking about strippers when I was reading part of the thread so may have spaced out...

Are you going to eat the vegan chick and do the strippers or what? You should cook for your boss's daughter and trick her into eating meat or an animal by-product... you should do this routinely for a while to see what happens
 
The only thing I would change is how I feel. For looking in shape, my body feels broken down a lot. That has been my biggest adjustment to getting older. Trying to discern between pain and potential serious injury

How often do you take days off, or weeks off? Honestly, recovery can play a huge role in this and we all like to work hard and see results, which means we often short ourselves on recovery time. Often, as we get in better shape, we need more recovery between workouts too - your body will recover from squatting 150 pounds in less time then it will take to recover from 400 pound squats....just a thought.

hairygrandpa I apologize for jacking your thread but I thought this was pertinent to the tooic being discussed at the time. Famine this is 2 pictures of me. Just for "evidence "
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This is me this morning at 39. Ive broken several bones, and grew up rather rough, and did NOT take care of myself or my injuries. Im plagued with them now including a torn rotator cuff, absolutely destroyed right ankle and a broken finger, to start. Its all in what you want my man!Invalid Link Removed

Brother, you have turned the ship around which puts you ahead of most people....most wait until it is too late and they can't do anything at that point.

So change it. At 53, I'm in the best shape of my life. That was a choice I made, when I was sick and tired of being sick and tired. In the words of the wise Dr. Seuss; “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...”

Or, you know, you could just keep bytching about being old. Your choice.

Gold.

Well said sir!

By the way, you should probably add "no homo" after "pulling at the same rope" or the freaks might come out...

I don't think I would ever even mention "pulling at the same rope" in a thread with SFreed present...I am a little let down that he hasn't hit that outta the park with some comment.

Seriously, I don't have very many friends, because most of them don't understand what I'm trying to do health-wise. You guys get me. We understand each other, and even though we're all at different levels, we're the same. So even though we've never met (and probably never will), I consider you all friends. Love you guys (even Brandinooooo, who's banging 2 fat strippers right now) and would do whatever I could to help you.

Likewise my friend. You and everyone on here are all so supportive and it is amazing. You guys, from all over the country, over a bunch of computers and wires, have literally made me better than I could have ever been on my own. I owe so much to you all.
 
Brandinooooo, aren't you supposed to be bangin some chick??
At dinner.
Yeah I thought the same thing... idk I got lost thinking about strippers when I was reading part of the thread so may have spaced out...

Are you going to eat the vegan chick and do the strippers or what? You should cook for your boss's daughter and trick her into eating meat or an animal by-product... you should do this routinely for a while to see what happens
Lol dinner now.
 
I step away for a few hours and you animals went wild. Fat vegan strippers, strapons, circle jerks. All in a couple hours time. Nice work SFreed. Clearly you are responsible due to the nature of the discussion. ;)
 
I step away for a few hours and you animals went wild. Fat vegan strippers, strapons, circle jerks. All in a couple hours time. Nice work SFreed. Clearly you are responsible due to the nature of the discussion. ;)

I do what I can.
 
Hairygrandpas log, fat- and older people welcome!- diet, training, cycles, he...

Seriously, I don't have very many friends, because most of them don't understand what I'm trying to do health-wise. You guys get me. We understand each other, and even though we're all at different levels, we're the same. So even though we've never met (and probably never will), I consider you all friends. Love you guys (even Brandinooooo, who's banging 2 fat strippers right now) and would do whatever I could to help you.

Same here. Most of the 50 somethings I know keep asking me why I lift - "you might hurt yourself"! Freaking couch loving donut eaters!

I said it before: We are all like sharks, the day you stop moving is the day you start to die.
 
Seriously, I don't have very many friends, because most of them don't understand what I'm trying to do health-wise. You guys get me. We understand each other, and even though we're all at different levels, we're the same. So even though we've never met (and probably never will), I consider you all friends. Love you guys (even Brandinooooo, who's banging 2 fat strippers right now) and would do whatever I could to help you.
SFreed, I couldnt agree more. Ive always said the fire department is the biggest family there is, because I can walk into in station and tell them Im a firefighter and be treated like theyve known me for years. But you guys, as well as just about every AM member Ive had dealings with has been amazing. I can make jokes and pick on things with no real criticism, tell you things about myself and expect nothing but love back. Ive grown to appreciate every one of you guys, and have respect for all you for various reasons. My new medicine is being on here and "talking" with you guys. You guys are amazeballz and I just gotta have you all.
 
Hairygrandpas log, fat- and older people welcome!- diet, training, cycles, he...

I'm surprised by how many guys on here have stopped to help me out... I mean, really took some effort... smith_69 for example, just PMd me last night and got my email cause he's gonna write me up a routine to help me build my traps, which are lagging... (The guy did this on vacation in Aruba!!) YoungBodyBuil was sending me daily text messages on my first cycle to get updates and make sure I wasn't having problems with sides... then he sent me a bunch of free sh1t.. Honestly the list goes on!!!

AM is a beautiful community with a bunch of good people who share the same set of goals and the same fcked up sense of humor for the most part. It is funny how familiar you start getting with people on this forum... like SFreed was saying, you become friends with people you'll prob never meet. I'm definitely glad to be a part of it!!! Love you crazy fckers
 
I'm surprised by how many guys on here have stopped to help me out... I mean, really took some effort... smith_69 for example, just PMd me last night and got my email cause he's gonna write me up a routine to help me build my traps, which are lagging... (The guy did this on vacation in Aruba!!) YoungBodyBuil was sending me daily text messages on my first cycle to get updates and make sure I wasn't having problems with sides... then he sent me a bunch of free sh1t.. Honestly the list goes on!!!

AM is a beautiful community with a bunch of good people who share the same set of goals and the same fcked up sense of humor for the most part. It is funny how familiar you start getting with people on this forum... like SFreed was saying, you become friends with people you'll prob never meet. I'm definitely glad to be a part of it!!! Love you crazy fckers

I feel the same and it took me all of a week to figure out how special everyone here is.

You guys are good for me. You make me want to be better.

I love you all too.
 
I'm going there to get close to those people who work at disneyland, dressed in costumes..... to fondle them.
Ah, someone told you wrong. Disney Land is in the land of fruity farts. Disney World is in the swamp ass capital.

But fondling people in costume is legal in Florida as far as I know. At least Alpha1agreda has never been arrested for it...
 
Same here. Most of the 50 somethings I know keep asking me why I lift - "you might hurt yourself"! Freaking couch loving donut eaters!

I said it before: We are all like sharks, the day you stop moving is the day you start to die.

You remind me of one of the things I realized in during my journey to weight loss - We have these sayings, beliefs, etc. which provide comfort for our habits and allow us to continue doing things that we know we shouldn't, but our beliefs justify our actions. One such item for me is, "I would rather die early and enjoy life than to live long and suffer."

I see this used as a rationalization to eat bad foods on a regular basis. But then I started thinking about it - being fat doesn't really kill you. You can live a long time and eat anything you want. But being fat does make you "suffer". It increases your chance of disease, injury, etc. - makes you feel like crap, makes it hard to move, makes it hard for you to do anything you want to do. So, if you really would prefer not to suffer, wouldn't it make more sense NOT to eat that piece of cake? The small enjoyment you get from the cake can rob you of your body, of your movement, of your life. Movement IS life. If you can't move, the quality of your life becomes non-existent. I mean, not many people in the world would take me up on an offer to become quadriplegic in return for eating anything they like, but that IS the trade off, over time, that I was making.

I feel the same and it took me all of a week to figure out how special everyone here is.

You guys are good for me. You make me want to be better.

I love you all too.

You contribute as much to that as anyone my friend. Glad you are here.

But, I wouldn't say any of us are "good" for each other. Bad influences maybe, but "good" is kind of.....
 
About that. We all took a vote and agree. We need you to be better. This is your written warning.

Just to be clear, I wasn't part of any voting - but I do agree. :)
 
Last gym day before vacations

Today I felt weak so I decided doing lots of volume with moderate weights.
-sh1tload of chin ups, pull ups with BW
-sh1tload of triceps exercises
-lots of cable chest exercises
-lots of curling
-lots of shoulder presses
-some abs exercises
-some leg exercises
 
Last gym day before vacations

Today I felt weak so I decided doing lots of volume with moderate weights.
-sh1tload of chin ups, pull ups with BW
-sh1tload of triceps exercises
-lots of cable chest exercises
-lots of curling
-lots of shoulder presses
-some abs exercises
-some leg exercises

Well done my man!! Have a good time in Florida
 
Waiting for my taxi cab to take me to the airport. Will arrive on election day in Florida, damn.
Now that I'm leaner I can dodge bullets easier when it gets weird.
Hopefully my new tan isn't too dark as the police are more trigger happy towards darker people...

Well, best wishes to the AM community, may the gainz be visible for all!!!
Over and out.
 
Waiting for my taxi cab to take me to the airport. Will arrive on election day in Florida, damn.
Now that I'm leaner I can dodge bullets easier when it gets weird.
Hopefully my new tan isn't too dark as the police are more trigger happy towards darker people...

Well, best wishes to the AM community, may the gainz be visible for all!!!
Over and out.

Lmao.
 
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