Douchebags at the gym...

BlockBuilder said:
He's not a d bag for this but theres this guy I know who uses gear and I haven't seen him for 6 months. Today I saw him and **** you not his face has aged a solid 10 years. Come on there must be someway to negate that side effect. It's just crazy!
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That's like the guy at my gym. I went in this am and saw the front desk guy who use to work at my old gym. His body looks awesome (6'1-220 lean) but man, his face looks like it's about to explode and the bags under his eyes makes him look 40ish. He said it's "stress" but he already told me a long time ago that he's no longer natty.
 
My wife's cousin is the same way. High level NPC physique competitor. Looks WAY older than his age....lol not natural as well
 
Ommmmmmmg.... this damn kid is benching like 70lbs on the damn squat rack!!!!! We have 5 benches open!
 
This guy has 45s, 25s, chains, bands looped around 2 kettle bells, and is wearing a belt on the smith machine doing lunges. I can't!!!! Hahaha, I've missed these things at a commercial gym.
 
Pics would have been cool. Video better. :)

I'm going to see what our local dBag does tomorrow. Pics forthcoming.
 
puccah8808 said:
He looked like a power lifter, too. I dunnnnnoooooo any more! Hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing.
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Lmao reminds me of this guy I know that has obnoxiously huge headphones and wears a belt, wrist straps and elbows wraps for everything. Even while jogging.

justhere4comm said:
Pics would have been cool. Video better. :)

I'm going to see what our local dBag does tomorrow. Pics forthcoming.
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Lol. We're still waiting for a pic of you working out in a batman onesie....
 
Brandinooooo said:
Lmao reminds me of this guy I know that has obnoxiously huge headphones and wears a belt, wrist straps and elbows wraps for everything. Even while jogging.



Lol. We're still waiting for a pic of you working out in a batman onesie....
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Omg. Yes!!!!!! For you guys! Halloween for sure.
 
Speaking of Halloween, anyone know where I can get silver body paint that doesn't crack and stuff? I wanted to be the silver surfer this year (cause Im not big enough to be the hulk) cause it's a good excuse to walk around shirtless while picking up chicks

I'm taking my gym dousche to the streets
 
ChocolateClen said:
Speaking of Halloween, anyone know where I can get silver body paint that doesn't crack and stuff? I wanted to be the silver surfer this year (cause Im not big enough to be the hulk) cause it's a good excuse to walk around shirtless while picking up chicks

I'm taking my gym dousche to the streets
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lmao party city?
 
ChocolateClen said:
Speaking of Halloween, anyone know where I can get silver body paint that doesn't crack and stuff? I wanted to be the silver surfer this year (cause Im not big enough to be the hulk) cause it's a good excuse to walk around shirtless while picking up chicks

I'm taking my gym dousche to the streets
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Get Blue paint and be Dr. Manhattan. That way you can walk around in your posing trunks to show off the legs as well. :lol:
 
ChocolateClen said:
Speaking of Halloween, anyone know where I can get silver body paint that doesn't crack and stuff? I wanted to be the silver surfer this year (cause Im not big enough to be the hulk) cause it's a good excuse to walk around shirtless while picking up chicks

I'm taking my gym dousche to the streets
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Nice. That's one reason I'm going as Ivan Drago for Halloween this year. Are you bald? That'd really complete the look for the Surfer or Manhattan.
 
ChocolateClen said:
Brown above the ears so not super long, and I'll be ghostly white come Halloween lol

If I was bigger I could pull off the hulk look cause of my hair, but I'm not that big yet
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You can go ad De-Venomed Bane (Comic version with mask) or as juggernaut.. Juggs is Tall so you don't need 20'' guns to pull it off.
 
ChocolateClen said:
Brown above the ears so not super long, and I'll be ghostly white come Halloween lol

If I was bigger I could pull off the hulk look cause of my hair, but I'm not that big yet
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I don't know if I'd want to go as a bald guy if I had hair. Part of the reason I'm going as Drago is that I have blond hair and pretty light skin. I'm actually going to get my hair cut in a flattop like Drago to pull off the look. I also like that I can wear a warm-up robe so I don't have to walk around without a shirt on; it's nice to be able to have a shirt (or not) and still be completely in costume. You could go as Rocky, haha. I'm going with the hand-wraps instead of boxing gloves though, so I can still grab things. Now that I mention Rocky, I'm going to have to get a friend of mine to go as Rocky. He has the hair for it, and is a few inches shorter than me, so the Drago/Rocky thing should work well.
 
muscleupcrohn said:
I don't know if I'd want to go as a bald guy if I had hair. Part of the reason I'm going as Drago is that I have blond hair and pretty light skin. I'm actually going to get my hair cut in a flattop like Drago to pull off the look. I also like that I can wear a warm-up robe so I don't have to walk around without a shirt on; it's nice to be able to have a shirt (or not) and still be completely in costume. You could go as Rocky, haha. I'm going with the hand-wraps instead of boxing gloves though, so I can still grab things. Now that I mention Rocky, I'm going to have to get a friend of mine to go as Rocky. He has the hair for it, and is a few inches shorter than me, so the Drago/Rocky thing should work well.
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Awesome. I hope you guys go to the gym together lol.
 
I don't know if it was a lady or a man that was in the locker room. It was just awkward....
 
So I got off work at 5:30 today and got to the gym like usual around 6:15. 2 other guys in the whole place. Cool, back room to myself (all the heavier machines/lifter gear). I go get on the Wide HS Press machine to warm up and stretch some. I throw a couple 45's and press out 15 reps. As I'm doing this, a guy, maybe 18-22 walks in. Now, I had noticed as I was setting up the plates, there were loaded machines all around me. Now, I went into the gym in an alright mood. I finished the set and grabbed two more 45's while taking down the plates on 4 other machines. I don't mind. I go back and start another set. This little douchebag walks over to the squat rack about 10 ft away, puts two 35's on a bar and starts ego lifting the **** out of this thing (super bad form Upright Row). I'm not easily pissed off but I have entirely too many things running through my system to stay entirely calm while some guy is staring at me in the mirror ego lifting like a little b!tch.

I finish my set and he finishes his. The holders on the rack were still at squat height. He proceeds to "try" to put it back on which was kinda funny to watch. He gets it up and walks out back the the front room. The little a$$hole was the one leaving the weights on everything. So I'm pissed, I go straight out to the front room and proceed to basically follow his workout and ego lift with much more weight. He left after 4 sets of 2 workouts.

I hate ego lifting but I was furious. And I put the barbell and weights away as well.

I win fccker.
 
Brandinooooo said:
So I got off work at 5:30 today and got to the gym like usual around 6:15. 2 other guys in the whole place. Cool, back room to myself (all the heavier machines/lifter gear). I go get on the Wide HS Press machine to warm up and stretch some. I throw a couple 45's and press out 15 reps. As I'm doing this, a guy, maybe 18-22 walks in. Now, I had noticed as I was setting up the plates, there were loaded machines all around me. Now, I went into the gym in an alright mood. I finished the set and grabbed two more 45's while taking down the plates on 4 other machines. I don't mind. I go back and start another set. This little douchebag walks over to the squat rack about 10 ft away, puts two 35's on a bar and starts ego lifting the **** out of this thing (super bad form Upright Row). I'm not easily pissed off but I have entirely too many things running through my system to stay entirely calm while some guy is staring at me in the mirror ego lifting like a little b!tch.

I finish my set and he finishes his. The holders on the rack were still at squat height. He proceeds to "try" to put it back on which was kinda funny to watch. He gets it up and walks out back the the front room. The little a$$hole was the one leaving the weights on everything. So I'm pissed, I go straight out to the front room and proceed to basically follow his workout and ego lift with much more weight. He left after 4 sets of 2 workouts.

I hate ego lifting but I was furious. And I put the barbell and weights away as well.

I win fccker.
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LOL you need a hug...or a hooker...haha
 
ryane87 said:
Haha air hug....back page...done
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I feel much better lol. Man, I couldn't believe that dude though. He was around 220 at 6 ft and I seriously out lifted him. Especially on rope curls. He was doing 3 plates less than the whole stack (120lbs). So I went on the other side of the machine and proceeded to do the whole stack (150lbs) lol. I felt like an ass but oh well.
 
Quarter squatting 185 with pads, gloves, and a spotter....


Oh, and ego lifting for the win! :)
 
Brandinooooo said:
I feel much better lol. Man, I couldn't believe that dude though. He was around 220 at 6 ft and I seriously out lifted him. Especially on rope curls. He was doing 3 plates less than the whole stack (120lbs). So I went on the other side of the machine and proceeded to do the whole stack (150lbs) lol. I felt like an ass but oh well.
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Yea buddy. I had several Trest related episodes just like you described. I believe there is a post in this very thread where I described myself as "staring down someone at the gym like an 'angry minotaur'"..... who had taken too long on a bench or something. lol
 
Brandinooooo said:
I feel much better lol. Man, I couldn't believe that dude though. He was around 220 at 6 ft and I seriously out lifted him. Especially on rope curls. He was doing 3 plates less than the whole stack (120lbs). So I went on the other side of the machine and proceeded to do the whole stack (150lbs) lol. I felt like an ass but oh well.
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Yea buddy. I had several Trest related episodes just like you described. I believe there is a post in this very thread where I described myself as "staring down someone at the gym like an 'angry minotaur'"..... who had taken too long on a bench or something. lol
 
I was squatting and in the rack in front of me 2 kids were benching 135... except they were 1/8th repping it and one nearly killed himself cause he didn't look at his hand placement. I saw 1 decent rep out of the 30 min they were there and that was when one of the kids went I his words "too deep"
 
ChocolateClen said:
I was squatting and in the rack in front of me 2 kids were benching 135... except they were 1/8th repping it and one nearly killed himself cause he didn't look at his hand placement. I saw 1 decent rep out of the 30 min they were there and that was when one of the kids went I his words "too deep"
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You were squatting in the squat rack for 30 minutes, how selfish. Where could the others do their bicep curls?
 
ChocolateClen said:
Bro idek like he was leg pressing then after he finished he would start curling....
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Man, the shyt ppl do.....I want to see some of it at my gym. I just see poor form and excessive grunting
 
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